working with kids has enhanced my feelings of being a big oaf by about 500x

car next to me is electric so it sounded like the beginning of a radiohead song when it started up

i just would like to stop worrying about my family members’ wellbeing all the time is that too much to ask

men always get so up in arms when you have an untidy car. it’s funny bc they don’t clean anything otherwise. what’s the big deal let me have a trashmobile

some thing

i love watching birds they’re so delicate n silly

I fucking love Stevie Nicks for this

really hating today so far let’s see if she can turn it around

there’s something so supremely soothing about working with toddlers all morning then coming home and making a GIANT sandwich for myself . i think ive made it

i’m so tired of my mom acting like me living my life is neglectful to her

guy at the gas station told me ‘love the curlies’ about my hair and now you know what i do love the curlies. he’s right. love the curlies

my dads neighbor used to wolf whistle at me whenever i was outside, i was 9

oh ok

the thing I hate most about that rfk quote is that autistic lives have value and worth and beauty and dignity whether they are able to do the things other people do or not. no one is defined by ability or lack thereof and to frame divergence as lack is monster stuff, utterly godless

just moved into a new house with an amazing front garden. already a blessing. we optimistically suspected the side bushes were bleeding hearts but i didn’t get my hopes up. they bloomed today … when i tell u i fell to my knees in the yard (bonus daffodils?!?)

i suspect that most transformers would be very tender lovers

if you’re a grown adult and you’re reading Harry Potter that’s like being 35 and only eating marshmallows and every marshmallow purchase goes directly to funding the Westboro Baptist Church

rabid dog 'really going for it' says man who tossed it into schoolyard

Every person with a spectrum disorder has a more valuable life than RFK Jr, and every trans/nb person has a more valuable life than JK Rowling. You are a human with dignity and they are sunken demons

Every time my dad makes pizza he brandishes his cutter and says "I couldn't find this the last time, so I used an old Bryan Adams CD. And you know what? It cuts like a knife."

yall remember nichole337 ? when she got married when i was in hs i cried i was so happy for her

my baby girl 😭

Kurt Vonnegut man

i just moved into our new house n it’s soooo cwazy wtf 😭 stoked tho but also so scared but also stoked

going on twitter and seeing people use the chatgpt studio ghibli image generator makes me think about how miyazaki is likely putting together a hit list of everyone who uses it

That Kristi Noem video with the detainees is so upsetting and the fact any sizable fraction, let alone a majority, of our society would endorse it is evidence of a deep rot in our entire culture. Like until you answer what fuels the appetite for that kind of thing it will only get worse

The contrast it draws--dehumanized caged masses behind shopping mall salon glam--is I think entirely intentional. It's supposed to celebrate an exaggerated and violent hierarchy.

i have like fifteen full boxes of books to move and i’m not even exaggerating. it might even be more than that

massively depressing that the big scandal is that the shithead guy from the atlantic got texted accidentally and not the part where they're raining more death on yemen

incredible day to be me

i got the job where an interview question was legit ‘the kid brings out a barnyard playset. what’s your first move’

being a morning wow player sucks cuz they’re always like hey i know ur having fun but the server’s shutting down so we can do maintenance on this piece of shit for an hour ok

BOURDAIN: so ive had joints of mutton everywhere. exeter, wroexeter, berwick. Ive never seen a joint of mutton prepared like this MEDIEVAL SPIT-BOY: we roaste thee meat under a pafte which keeps the juices, and renders the meat moft tendere BOURDAIN: *chuckling* wow

nailed that interview i’ll know next week if i got it 🙏 i can’t wait to help autistic kiddos

im mr beast and we're giving one baby fur mother while another baby will be with wire mother. whichever baby stays the longest has a chance to win 500,000 dollars

society erred when we removed the computer from its honored place in the home and ushered it into every part of our profane world. we must rebuild the temple of the Computer Room

up at five am with a stuffy nose aka i’m in hell

thinking about david lynch’s fluttering hand waves today

(tells family about job interview that went really well) my dad: nice! my mil: nice! my mother: those kids will bite you :D

ahh phone interview today wish me luck

Honestly this is the whole thing. While there are some professional bigots who will never change, I truly think a ton of everyday people who have been brainwashed by the hate campaign against trans folks would stop after meeting and learning from real trans folks. That's why they wanna silence us.

spiders are so beautiful i wish they weren’t so scary to people

it’s my baby peach’s sixth bday today

ahhh i have a phone interview for an autism behavioral tech position on monday !!!

fancy sandwich

my mil is making cuttings for me off her fancy leafy plants n im so excited to have a house full of green