"this game isn't canon 😤 the 'real' Greek gods would have..." Y'all ever just play a game and shut the fuck up?

y'know who is gay? The girl reading this......

new favorite diabolical snack #pickle #sourpatch

He just showed up to my house with a Nintendo switch 2. One for me and one for him. 🥹 I have the most amazing best friend.

Every day I wake up and get angrier that Bioshock Infinite thought it Did Something ™️.

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I'm sure this is not the first time this child has picked around his food or has gotten more food than he could eat. You should be moderating his portions. You could have caught this at five chicken wings. We know kids are stupid preemptively, this is the parents fault.

Please pray for me. I've spent my entire work day thinking about suckin dick 😔 I wasn't raised like this

Masculine. feminine. Soft. Alpha. Manly. Just a girl. Protector. Submission. Provider. Divine feminine. Dominant. SHUT THE FUCK UP OMG

Teen titans all day

I NEED MORE

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Dirty ahhh mirror selfie. Had so much fun at #comboBreaker this weekend 😍

If knee from #comboBreaker is on here will see someone tell him we were cheering for him like he was our dad😭 4444444!!!!

Im fucking screaming 🤣

THE VOICE SEASONING IS REAL

I've been dancing in my kitchen to this video on repeat for like 20 minutes please help

Something something leopards eating faces.

I'm fucking dying 🤣

I know you don't want to hear it. No one wants to hear it. but.... . . . . . . . . . . . Corn Tortilla > Flour Tortilla

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If you don't treat your girl right just know, señor Reese's absolutely will.

Me and my mosquito bite Bs are doing our damn best.

Would love if this was a painted or drawn depiction rather than AI slop that can't possibly capture the black soul necessary for this image to be impactful.

I can't wait to get high as shit while i play video games tonight and be loud and dramatic in my room.

Just found out the people in porn aren't in love. 😢😢😢😢😢 I'm gonna be sick. 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮

I'm begging people to learn to read between the lines. Part of healthy online literacy is being able to gather context beyond a single statement and assess a demand vs. a suggestion at the very least. But even then, not everything requires a response.

I've now seen this movie twice and I'd gladly pay to see it a third time. It's fucking powerful!

No, you’re not crazy. They are deporting brown people and importing white people.

Maybe broke creates the wrong image but let's not be obtuse. If you're struggling to pay your bills as a solo adult/couple you should't introduce a child to the mix yet. Shes right people think of trauma as something violent or malicious. But It's always damaging and can limit your kid long term.

Asking for a friend 👀

Crazy that breaking six figures now means you can buy a home in the trailer park

Every time someone mentions an animal can see colors humans can't I get pissed off

You could literally be having the best day and here come a musty ass Cybertruck

BREAKING NEWS: We are only going to touch the stove a LITTLE bit

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Happy mother's Day from Ares I guess???

The way I'd have 3 of these and the juices would start flowing from my pussy just like the smoke hittin that ice. Unfathomable rlly

Darude Sandstorm is celebrating the 25th anniversary of its radio debut in Finland. Good morning, fellow olds.

block me after picking a fight? I'll continue my response. I am soft, I no longer wish to be viewed as or need to be strong. There is no power in stoicism. I would not fight for this country or any country. Even you, belittling a black woman's dream...are not fighting for anything. I digress

Lots of people saying " anti-blackness is global" and I think they're missing the point. If I can tolerate it here, I can tolerate it anywhere. But the plethora of other things impacting this country are still worth escaping. We're not trying to outrun racism, we're trying to escape fascism.

I'm starving but I'm too lazy to eat anything. I need a lobotomy.

“I hate that Pokemon are so bipedal now!” When charizard, pikachu, gengar, and Mew Two all are so popular. “Why do pokemon wear clothes?!” When its a fantasy world where animals talk to each other and humans by just barking their own name.