Congrats to Pete Hegseth for becoming the first pundit to commit war crimes *after* working for Fox News, instead of the other way around.

"Just because one crazy person shoots up a school, it doesn't mean we should change gun laws in our country." - Republican Party "Because one crazy person killed an American soldier we must quickly change several policies that have nothing to do with that person." - also Republican Party

Unsurprising that a man who survived war in Afghanistan could be agitated by the sight of soldiers patrolling the streets of DC. Equally unsurprising that Trump would use the actions of one man as an excuse to change policies that affect thousands of people from dozens of countries.

Myles Murphy. Finally. #whodey

"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

Imagine being friends with Ryan Lizza. Watching him be cuckolded by various politicians, seeing him agree to write a book with the same sociopath who torched his previous book deal, and then standing by as he tells the entire world exactly how pathetic he has been.

From the Larchives. I guess it's time to post this cartoon for my American friends again :)

Remembering

I'm generally a sane person, but if I saw armed soldiers patrolling my town, it would put me on edge. Now think of the people who have mental health issues, particularly PTSD. Think of the veteran who self-immolated at Trump's hotel in Vegas. The WVa guardsmen were a target created by Trump.

1. Trump deploys National Guard in DC 2. Judge says he can't, but stays the order 3. National Guard member(s) are shot 4. WVa governor announces 2 are killed 5. Trump orders more troops to DC 6. Revealed that the 2 people aren't actually dead Now imagine if today was Election Day

It says something about the pathologically transactional nature of Donald Trump that he could campaign for the Nobel Peace Prize in one breath and plan a military invasion in another.

I look forward to laughing at his hideously ugly tombstone.

Corporations are morality laundering machines. They allow humans to do reprehensible things to other people, or to society as a whole, and still act as though they have no moral responsibility.

I could've sworn there was a quote from Alan Greenspan circa 2008 where he said he "underestimated people's capacity for greed." But now I can't find proof that he ever said that. Maybe we could create an AI version of Greenspan to say that when AI investments tanks the global economy.

A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"

For one moment, all was right with the world.

And the dude went to my school. And is a safety working 10x harder than the safeties starting for my team. This is too much

Like most people, I hate the Dallas Cowboys. But this is just amazing.

Reading the ruling in the James Comey case, I only just learned that the DOJ failed to turn over a complete transcript of the grand jury hearing to the judge. They only submitted a transcript of the witness's testimony so the judge wouldn't read what Lindsey Halligan told the grand jury herself.🙄

I barely follow college football, but it feels like we've had at least 3 or 4 quarterbacks with this name, or something similar. If you told me this article was 10 years old, I would've believed you.

So either Elon (a) knew this sort of thing would be revealed, (b) will roll this back quickly when he realizes how many MAGA bots have infiltrated his network. Either way, it's a weird move considering they could've purged all these accounts quietly.

In Monrovia, California, protesters are purchasing 17¢ ICE scrapers from Home Depot and immediately returning them to create long lines and slow down the entire store. Their aim is to disrupt sales and convey a message opposing ICE raids occurring in their neighborhood.

Shout out to the Bluesky algorithm for giving me so many great editorial cartoons in my feed. 👍🏼

Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.

This past summer in Newport. 6”x6” oil

The anti-government folks are probably pretty happy that the CDC is completely unreliable. Perhaps in a few years they'll be bragging about their role in this outcome at their children's funerals.

I feel dumber for having read this. www.newsweek.com/fact-check-m...

Home invasions. Child sex crimes. Homicide. Just a couple things that some of the 1500+ January 6 defendants have been convicted of since Trump released them back onto our streets. The GOP isn't the party of law and order. They're the party of lawlessness and violence.

#GVerse #KingResist #Unite #FBaRmy Kristi Noem has told everyone that there are no U.S citizens being detained or deported & that’s a Blatant Lie like most of what comes out of her mouth. This is just a very short list of U.S. citizens that have been detained since January.

1 life down

Looking back at other images of the tree I posted first thing this morning. Apparently, it snowed on this day last year too. Oxfordshire 2024. #photography #woodland #snow

If you see this, skeet your getaway vehicle

So the Trump appointee with a self-admitted "Nazi streak" also intervened in the criminal investigation of his former client, alleged sex trafficker Andrew Tate. Paul Ingrassia, a mediocre white man with demonstrably bad judgment, still has a job in the Trump administration.

Today's life lesson: if your ex-girlfriend goes viral 10-15 years after you broke up, you don't need to comment. In fact, if you're famous and were dating her when she was as a teenager, you should probably just disappear for a few weeks.

Shout out to Bluesky block lists. I didn't even know that Keith Olbermann was on this app because I had pre-emptively blocked him months ago.

Huh. I just watched a Bengals linebacker make an open field tackle. Oh wait, Logan Wilson isn't a Bengal anymore.

i mean whiskey is prob the only way i’ll tango or foxtrot tbh.

#3157 A helpful tutorial

I predicted that the elite players on the Bengals would increasingly focus on themselves over the course of a season without Burrow, but I did not expect Ja'Marr Chase to unravel to the point where he got suspended. More evidence that Zac Taylor has lost control. Fire him now

No one should get death threats. But also, it was just 2 months ago that Marjorie Taylor Greene was blaming liberals for killing Charlie Kirk. She wallowed in the MAGA cesspool for years, fueled immeasurable hate, and is now claiming to be its latest victim. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

When you see Congressional Republicans forcing Trump to reverse course on the Epstein Files -- something that affects him on a personal level -- keep in mind that they could've done the same with every other bad thing he's gone over the past 10 months. Tariffs, ICE, invaded cities -- it's all GOP.

Just heard re: some ICE agents who raided a Chicago taqueria, then went back to the same taqueria for lunch the following week and got confused when the owner kicked them out, and I realized "jesus these doofuses really do believe we're all living in a video game where the NPCs have no memory"

I'm legitimately shocked that the Bengals are currently drafting #9 in next year's draft. Would have sworn they'd be in the top 5. (For the third time since 2020)

Remember when this happened? Just sayin

If anyone is even remotely nice to me, I assume that they are wearing a wire.