BREAKING: A federal judge ruled that the Trump administration's restrictions on journalists at the Pentagon are unconstitutional. The government doesn't get to decide what news the public has access to.

Cartoon by Mike Luckovich

So when he bragged about grabbing women by the pussy, you were cool with that? When he made fun of a handicapped reporter, you were cool with that? When he had a mob attack the capital to steal the election, you were cool with that? But now gas is expensive so you regret your vote? Yeah?

My favorite Chuck Norris movies: Missing Inaction The Octagone Sidekicked Hellbound

“Chronic hunger” at American concentration camps reported by USA Today. www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...

“Apparently I’m an idiot.” Woman at Pennsylvania gas station who voted for Trump rips into him, calls him “a worthless pile of sh*t”.

Lieu: "Undocumented immigrants want nothing to do with the govt! To vote, you have to first register. How many undocumented immigrants are gonna go, 'Yes, I'm gonna give all my information to the govt that's maybe trying to deport me. No way!' This is a problem that doesn't exist."

I used to think a rapist, a felon or a bigot can’t be president. Clearly I was wrong.

Graduating high school before ChatGPT is like having a brain made of recovered steel from warships old enough to not have been weakened by atomic bomb isotopes.

The job of government is three words: make life better. NOT: make life worse make billionaires richer make us angrier make us sicker make voting harder Make life better or leave us the hell alone.

BREAKING: A federal judge permanently blocked Arkansas school districts from posting the Ten Commandments in our clients’ schools. Separation of church and state is our constitutional right — this win reaffirms that.

This is called ‘surveillance pricing.’ It should be illegal. I have a bill to ban it.

Another classic mix. San Antonio, your party DJ awaits!

🚨NEWS: Democrat Andy Thomson has won the Boca Raton mayoral race by just ONE vote. 🔵 Thomson — 7,568 🔴 Liebelson — 7,567 With 100% of votes in, Thomson becomes the first Democratic mayor of Boca Raton in over 30 years. One vote decided the election.

When a federal judge (finally) put ICE officers under oath, they admitted that they are given daily detention quotas and rely heavily on a Palantir-supplied AI tool to select targets, without warrants and without enough evidence to obtain one. They simply go into neighborhoods and round people up.

Jed Again: An EDM Tribute to The Beverly Hillbillies.

Can't lie: I would absolutely rock that Wesley Willis.

Conservatives are convinced if they can capture all the trappings of and even the hollowed out old shell of institutions people will *have* to listen to and respect them the way previous people in those roles were listened to and respected and it’s a decades long child’s fantasy.

“There’s another young boy I met last time whose name is Liam Nias,” @joaquincastrotx.bsky.social said. “He’s 7, from Honduras, I believe. He reminded me of Liam Ramos, except no one knows this other boy — he’s just unknown and sitting there in this prison.” www.nytimes.com/2026/03/13/u...

Happy #Fridaythe13th #filmsky

The whole "AI" industry is just based on the hope that they can deskill people fast enough that they'll have to rent back cognitive support systems. Forever. It's like Uber. Just that they don't try to break existing transportation infrastructures but your brain.

Ah, yes, American Exceptionalism: the Palantir edition. Adams, Jefferson, Lincoln, Harriet Tubman, Jane Addams, FDR, MLK, etc would all be so proud. Avoiding all products from co's led by amoral nuts takes work, but Palantir/Thiel/Karp empire is a good place to start.

"Palantir CEO Alex Karp says his AI technology will lessen the power of “highly educated, often female voters, who vote mostly Democrat” while increasing the power of working-class men." Just saying it right out loud now. newrepublic.com/post/207693/...

Yes. This is transparently the plan. It is a destructive and unconstitutional plan. And it can be stopped. It can even be turned into an electoral issue that hurts Trump. But only if we face this now.

I don’t know who called off the Target boycott, but my wife and I haven’t been there since last January, and we have no plans to go back. What did I miss? Because I haven’t seen an apology or any real course correction. Target spit in our faces, so we made a conscious lifestyle change.

Medicare for All - "That's socialism!" Social Security - "That's socialism!" Debt free education - "That's socialism!" Universal childcare - "That's socialism!" $1 billion per day on a war in the Middle East that no one wants, while millions of people at home struggle. "That's just how it is."

a while back a guy I knew was trying to justify having gone to Curtis Yarvin's wedding, and his girlfriend said "Don't you find him thrillingly contrarian' and I said 'That's how boring people excuse being racist'

Still not sure if we need Medicare for All?

Trump is the leader of the pedophile protection party. Trump is in the Epstein files 38,000 times. Trump wrote to Epstein about their “wonderful secret.” Trump flew on Epstein’s private jet (and lied.)

🎶 Near, far, wherever you are... We know the coverup goes on & on & on... THE KINK OF THE WORLD

Trump ended the IRS Direct File program that allowed millions of taxpayers to file taxes for free. That happened after Intuit, the maker of TurboTax, lobbied the government to block the IRS from launching its own program. Intuit also donated $1 million to Trump’s inauguration. See how this works?

Into the garbage bin they go, right next to Target. We don’t need your shitty brands! You’re expendable but trans people are not.

Reporter seeking freedom of speech in the US arrested for exercising freedom of speech in the US

KENNEDY: You said, 'Republicans think can troll their way to ethnic cleansing.' Did I read that correctly? BIER: DHS tweeted for 100m deportations. That would be ethnic cleansing! K: You don't think it's hyperbolic? B: I think advocating 100m deportations is ethnic cleansing. Yes. Your time is up

AOC came out swinging against age verification legislation and somehow the entire tech press seems to not have noticed?

I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.

A new national poll from NBC News finds that threats to democracy have surged to the top of voters’ priorities — matching inflation as the country’s most important issue ahead of the 2026 midterms. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

Bigotry, from Trump squawking about Obama's birth certificate to ICE declaring war on American civilians, is what got us here. Racists, misogynists, homophobes and transphobes don't belong in American society.

Augie Meyers, the Tex-Mex organ player who co-founded the influential Sir Douglas Quintet and went on to record with Bob Dylan, has died at 85. Read: www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...

Two brothers from South Texas and their high school mariachi bandmates were recognized by their congresswoman last June for winning a state mariachi competition. Nine months later, the brothers, along with their parents and younger brother, are in ICE detention and facing deportation.

You’ll notice the American state media relentlessly attacked President Biden over his age as he did good work and chastised President Obama for creating a healthcare program but are giving the orange felon a pass for bombing any country he chooses. They are complicit.

Yes. And we have to talk about this now, because talking about it is the first step to making it seem like a callous crime rather than a surprising emergency.

“Trans children are perfect.”

Obama on Jesse Jackson: "The message he sent to a 22 year old child of a single mother with a funny name, an outsider, was that maybe there wasn't any place, any room, where we didn't belong"

When Charlie Kirk died,Trump lowered flags nationwide for him. 6 US soldiers die and not only will he not lower the flags nationwide for them, he just says “some people will die.”

In every Republican presidency of my lifetime there's been a recession and a new war in the Middle East.

📌Reps. Henry Cuellar of Texas, Jared Golden of Maine, Greg Landsman of Ohio and Juan C. Vargas of California just voted with Republicans to support Trump's illegal Iran war. They get the John Fetterman award for cowardice under fire, and will be awarded blood-stained hoodies for their gutlessness.

NOPE

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM