Imagine being the poor consultant who is pulled in to write this report

Cybersecurity isn’t ready for the conversation about how bad sexism and ageism are in the whole pen test / red team community, or how influencer culture and the saturated market are enabling it to get worse. www.linkedin.com/pulse/tryhac...

Back in my day we had to mine the walls and ceilings for our asbestos, they just give it to kids these days. smh

Whoa.. imagine a 40something year old Calvin. I hope he has kids of his own and they are filled with wonder

Nintendo Gamma Boy

"We must settle this once and for all. A game to decide it." "A game?! What game could possibly sort out the fate of the Galaxy?" "The floor is lava"

All the good passwords must’ve been stolen by the British Museum

lol

October is done. You can go back to being unaware of cyber security See you next year!

I miss Godwin's Law.. Good times

I accidentally glitched out an animation I was working on and created a perfect example of what the passage of time feels like to someone with ADHD

my cousin had the family over tonight for a party whose theme was “everyone make a cake and then we will sit around in the backyard and try all the cakes” and honestly like, we should do this once a month

I don’t think we do enough persona work in our AI prompts. “You are my old computer science professor with a thinly disguised drinking problem and a massive chip on your shoulder.” “You are an overworked junior sysadmin from 2004 who just discovered TikTok and is not okay with it.”

This is as amazing as I thought it would be. Tune in now if you are able. It is all free and on YouTube. Support independent conferences.

Australian Cyber in one Image

I got good feedback for my presentation at @comfyconau.bsky.social so celebrating the Australian way with a Tim Tam

Don't apologise for your dog showing up during the Zoom, apologise for hiding him all this time

Current state: Working on my first keynote with @missjackalopedj.bsky.social blasting in my ear holes. LFG!

Monty is me

Directly after taking this photo, Steve Jobs dusted himself off and wrote a check for $80000 to the Beatles' Apple Corps. He promised not to get into the music business. Apple Inc only broke the agreement once the stronger two members of The Beatles had passed away.

OH: if vaccines caused autism, we’d have way more trains in the United States

My heart breaks into 10,000 pieces once again.

I haven't been to DC yet but this looks pretty serious.

Jen Easterly was a non-partisan military vet securing some of the nations' most critical infrastructure and enabling critical cybersecurity programs. It's not a shock she's facing this after the same disgusting treatment of Chris Krebs, but it's absurd and unacceptable.

TFW the concert you're at puts you on hold

Inspiration hit. All the new stickers arrived today! thegarbagefile.etsy.com

Maybe we should start a Defcon Olds village and it just has comfy armchairs and a kettle and teabags.

This might be my favorite comic we've made.

Underrated tweet.

I'm actually quite tempted to follow up on this and see what data I get and what the process is.

Thank you @astrokatie.com for a lovely evening last night. I found dark matter and gravity waves very interesting. I also enjoyed the poetry - it was deeply moving. My kids both enjoyed it too.

Hello friends, and thanks for your patience! We are pleased to announced PancakesCon 6: Family Brunch will occur on September 21, 2025! Call for Volunteers: 28 June Call for Volunteers Closes: 28 August Call for Papers: 26 July Call for Papers Closes: 9 August Call for Papers Results: 23 August

There is comfort in knowing.

Wernher von Braun would be so disappointed

Reminder: BSides Canberra 2025 is coming up soon. Join 3,500+ security professionals, hackers, and builders this September. Tickets are on sale now CFP and Call for Events still open. 25–27 Sept | National Convention Centre Canberra Details: bsidescbr.com.au

Has anyone actually run the numbers as to how much Trump can mess up the world economy before Taylor Swift is unable to fix it?

Ask not what tariffs can do for you, ask what you can do for tariffs. - JFK (or something)

Last weekend hundreds of thousands of dollars quietly disappeared from Australians' super funds. Here's how the experts think it happened.

Taylor Swift will have to do another world tour to save the global economy

Bring these jobs back to American workers

I have made CHEESE BOYS

I have tariffed the penguins that are on Heard Island and which you were probably assuming did not export goods forgive me they were taking advantage of us so cunning and so cold

Here's the latest episode of The Memory Palace. thememorypalace.us/teammates/

Arkansas is just pirate Kansas

Post a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer. Hard mode: No villains