Where were the riots? Why does the right wing sleep through all these events? Two Tier Policing - say whut now? & remember, Farage's nephew, got off VERY lightly with upskirting...

Clarkson has cancer. Clarkson doesn’t want to pay his fair share of tax. Clarkson wants to benefit from all the research and medical advancements paid for through general taxation.🤷‍♀️

I don’t think Aidan is cut out for a career in advertising 😂

One of my cartoons for Monday's Metro

😡🇬🇧😡🇬🇧😡🇬🇧😡🇬🇧😡🇬🇧 From Threads. Every ‘principled’ Labour minister who fucks off in a huff is increasing the chances of this. You ‘hate’ SKS? You will hate this even more. And once the UK loses its NHS, etc it will NEVER return.

There was more outrage in the Qatar World Cup for alcohol being banned than there is in this World Cup for people being banned.

me: hey can I expense $10 to make a spreadsheet employer: Absolutely not me: hey can I spend $10 worth of company tokens to have ChatGPT make a shitty spreadsheet I will have to put even more work into to fix manually employer: yes 💖

Commercial terms agreed in principle for a new data centre on the south bank of the River Tees show how the publicly funded regeneration of one of the UK’s most deprived regions has turned into a half-a-billion-pounds-plus enrichment scheme for a couple of local businessmen.

That’s called a bribe.

I have to say, listening to the Today programme dedicate an entire (context free) section about whether migrants are more likely to be convicted criminals *the morning after* hundreds of non-migrants of my own ethnicity committed a pogrom is blood boiling.

Convictions for far right terrorism and incidents, are far higher than convictions for any other terror incidents in this country, but if we only ever listen to politicians, mainstream media and right wing pundits, we would never know.

What are the Government, police and security services doing about the people who are quite clearly in the pay of a hostile foreign state, and using their platforms to whip up actual pogroms on our streets? This is a major national security issue and absolutely nothing seems to be happening about it

Farage has taken over £80,000 from the US anti-abortion lobby t.co/1NsuG1DpwC

THEY ARE BASTARDS

It's OK everyone - no need to feel pure cold rage at this one. www.itv.com/news/anglia/...

Just watch this… And for the love of God, please see Farage for what he is. His response to Sarah Everard Vs his response to Henry Nowak Jaw dropping.

incitement to racial hatred is a crime . Why is Farage not charged ?

Believe Nigel Farage about anything and you need to give your head a wobble ….

I’ve been using an e-bike to get to work for a year now. I have ideas. . Driving tests need to be re-done every 10 years. Fail, and you don’t get insurance. . There are cameras everywhere. Use them to fine drivers who fail to indicate and other faults that would get a fail in the driving test. 1/2

Least of issues I know but this "veteran" campaign strategy really winds me up. Kenyon isn't a veteran and was never mobilised. He was in the British Army Reserve. People like my father meanwhile fought in actual wars - and though my dad also served as a councillor he'd never ever mention it.

As an anthropologist, I endorse this message!

Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche admitted that the DOJ excluded all images showing “death, physical abuse, or injury” from the Epstein files release. DEATH? The truth is probably far worse than anyone can imagine. Blanche needs to be prosecuted as well.

"Nigel Farage needs to urgently explain why he's happy for a man who proudly admits he's sexist to represent the people of Makerfield."

Scenes You Seldom See: “Shouldn’t we move the barbeque to the end of the garden so the smoke won’t annoy our neighbours?” From the Private Eye archive. Issue 1189, July 2007.

80% of Reform's funding comes from people who avoid tax by hiding money offshore. Our idea of true patriotism is to hoard money while contributing nothing towards public services. Just ask Richard Tice.

Every summer I repost this article on how to spot drowning. Please read it and pass on. In the last few years I’ve had SIX messages from people who saved a kid’s life after clicking on the link from my feed. slate.com/technology/2...

HS2 expected to cost £102.7bn - or more if you purchase on the day you travel.

In November I broke this story about Andrew Paul Johnson, a pardoned J6er who molested children and used the promise of reparations to bribe his victims silence.

Immigration make Britain brilliant

Sneaking a giant screen into the flagshagger march is one of the funniest things @ledbydonkeys.org have ever done. "STAY HYDRATED" 😂🤣😂

I've only just started making trousers for stilt walkers but I've ALREADY made massive strides

The fact that a neo-Nazi teenager who attempted to behead a Kurdish barber in Bristol last year has just been sentenced to almost 20 years in prison isn’t *national* news is enormously telling. It’s really not just a South West story, is it?

The inquiry into how Calocane went on to murder 3 people, even though his mother tried to alert mental health services about his state, for years, asks why SHE didn’t leave work when he messaged her?!? Yep. Always blame women of colour. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

A herd of cybertrucks is called a Divorce

It’s sometimes unsettling how aggressively defensive AI* boosters get when you bring up risks and harms associated with AI* technologies.

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𝟏𝟎𝟎 𝖄𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖘 𝕬𝖌𝖔… The Eye delved into Christopher Harborne's background - his dual identity, his cryptocurrency connections, his enormous political donations - long before his undeclared £5 million personal gift to Nigel Farage. From the Private Eye archive. Issue 1511, December 2019.

1/ Tear gas was created to incapacitate grown men. So when I started seeing reports of kids hurt by tear gas deployed by federal immigration agents, I wondered how often it was happening. My colleagues and I started to count:

England’s results so far. People are c*nts. I hope these people who voted reform suffer all they wished for for others. 🤬

Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings

It's not a political party. It's an engine of enrichment for greedy millionaire white men. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

So West Northamptonshire Reform UK Councillors are still using fake accounts to post online. This needs exposing. Elected members shouldn’t hide. If they feel strongly, why the fake profiles? Cllr John East is one - I know of at least two more doing this. www.thecanary.co/trending/202...

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A Merthyr Tydfil resident told Novara Media that when the Reform leader visited the town as part of his general election campaign, he “landed in the next valley over so that nobody knew he’d come by helicopter”.

From our Washington correspondent www.robinince.com

Does The child rapist and his enablers not know what happened to the boy who cried Wolf too many times?

The big divide in Britain today is between working people and the privately educated, rich, greedy, tax-dodging, selfish, grifting gobshites who try to manipulate working people by pretending to give a shit about them.