It’s just had its 50th rating on Amazon: 88% of ratings four or five stars. And it’s Mother’s Day this Sunday… a perfect gift if your mum loves pop of any kind. #IntoTheGroove

Good morning Light years ago, made micro collection of quilt bags. Showed em at art events. This is the sole survivor Still awaiting adoption Sometimes, Art made lingers around the shop, half grown puppy to… Support makers please We create authentic content for your life posh.mk/2vtdlHryo1b

Ah, the mental self-congratulation that follows the realisation that, with not inconsiderable effort, one managed to do something vaguely normally. Followed by the realisation that the previous realisation renders both itself, and the accompanying self-congratulation, null and void. #autism

I guess I have birthday plans now.

Caught my cat trying to cheat at Twister.

If someone buys something I will get a temporary reprieve from these heinous notions www.chloecumming.com

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How I arrived on bluesky

I've decided that VR, in its currently available forms, is not for me. If anyone is interested in buying my PS VR 2, and/or accessories, please peruse: www.ebay.co.uk/usr/nikhorne1

Special Commemorative Royal Mug(shot)! www.redbubble.com/i/mug/NDVH-A...

He’s present and available as original art here: www.chloecumming.com/birds

Still 99p on Kindle at the moment, and still in its Music Top 10. It's also available as a hardback (a perfect gift for yourself or others), and for those who've been asking - and some have - it's going to be published in the US in July. #IntoTheGroove

This is a bit of a bummer. www.ganymede.tv/2026/02/rob-...

So, are you voting Hancock’s Half Hour or Steptoe and Son? Is there a risk of splitting the anti-Comedy Playhouse vote? #Galton&SimpsonByElection

#PregabalinDreams ‘Allo ‘Allo! was still going.

Looking forward to reading this. Interested to see if it contains musings on Katie Puckrick’s pubic hair.

Grand, but now can we have the recent series (the episodes actually made in 4K in the first place) on 4K blu-ray, please?

This was the biggest problem (of many) with the government around the time of the brexit referendum; they believed that an ill-informed “will of the people” was more important to adhere to than the national interest. It was an expensive cop-out.

Hello! I’m Gail, a one woman business, based in #Manchester My online shop is full of bold & colourful prints, homewares, cards and t-shirts. Have a look gailmyerscough.co.uk

Helpful advice: If you order a huge new tv, check they’ve delivered the right model *before* dragging up the stairs of your town house.

Washing machine repaired. Wayward parcel arrived. Mortgage paid off. BBC overpayment paid back. Flights to Baltimore booked. New TV ordered. Steak for dinner. I owe my wife a six-figure sum, but it’s been a good day, so far.

Hoot hoot! I have now added these two interesting owl drawings and this one buttery yellow Take That drawing (inevitably) to these two linked galleries: www.chloecumming.com/birds www.chloecumming.com/almost-drawi... Share and do look if these things appeal or strike you as admirable

Fuck it, I’m having Angel Delight for lunch. Craving comfort food.

Memories… The design is now at www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/6371...

This is becoming a tad irksome. #ParcelFarce #RoyalFail #Etc (I was in all day on Friday and Saturday, waiting for the delivery that never came, when it’s claimed a delivery was attempted.) (Sorry, I promise I’ll try to post stuff that isn’t just whining about poor service.)

Feeling bad for the former big boss of my old workplace, who proudly displayed on his office wall a photo of him shaking hands with the then MP for Hartlepool. (Last time we spoke, we agreed David Miliband was a future prime minister. To be fair, it was 2007.)

Wonderful to see @paulsinha.bsky.social for the first time this evening - fantastic set!

Recently added birds to my Birds Shop. (Most of the other birds are doves, but that makes for a peaceful atmosphere) www.chloecumming.com/birds Please share and support my stuff x (if you like)

When did potatoes decide they live in the fridge? That feels like a new development that’s just happened without any announcement.

Funny how this song keeps being topical. youtube.com/watch?v=l88m...

I’ve managed to break a 2-month-old (expensive) washing machine. How’s your day going?

Hoorah! (Excellent, but clearly needs more pegging-based columns for @jonnelledge.bsky.social to scrutinise.)

*PODYSSEY SEASON TWO IS HERE* New Bonus Episode: The Beast In Me Did the Ancient Greeks have pets? Well, it's quite complicated, often very sweet... and sometimes a little bit weird. @sturdyalex.bsky.social 🎧 LISTEN AND SHARE 🍊 open.spotify.com/episode/5U4O... 🍏 podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/a...

Could my 1980s pop history book #IntoTheGroove be a Valentine’s Day gift? Why not. Why not indeed. uk.bookshop.org/p/books/into...

open.spotify.com/album/2NPQXJ... Where’s “Ken”?

Testcard F now available on white t-shirts. www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1780...

My brain is convinced there’s going to be a by-election in Galton and Simpson.

Parties having two leaders has never really worked, has it?

There's an interesting history of organisations rebranding themselves to address perceived failings, with varying degrees of success.

Of course, someone in Australia has bought an Educating Marmalade sticker.

My wife tells me this is a Hindu symbol of marriage. I just see a blinged-up Starship Enterprise.

Call me cynical, but…

Tell me your pet’s name in a GIF.

“Iceland has already cost us a lot of money.” To be fair, I know what he means; I’ve been in that ice cream aisle…

Has anyone checked the Doomsday Clock lately?

Here’s a cheery* piece from @lewisgoodall.com open.substack.com/pub/goodalla... (*fucking terrifying)

Is it a bad time to be planning a US trip around Easter?

32 years ago. #TheDayToday www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/be...