On my way, Clacton.

NEW - Greens won’t stand in Clacton. So it is Nigel Farage versus Count Binface.

Tories have said they won’t contest it…

Reform have offered to pay for the by election. Because if there’s one thing that will remove any hint of a whiff of a smidgin of corruption from all this…

Starmer has called Farage’s tantrum by election a ”desperate stunt”, and I can’t help wondering if this like when he tripped over his words and said “sausages” instead of “hostages”.

So if he wins the by election, can he still be suspended by the standards commissioner, and potentially face another by election?

I had no idea I wasn’t allowed to wear a watch outside.

YOU broke Britain, you utter shit. #Farage

Going to put my foot through Farage’s face and send Farage’s face the bill.

"Brexit is thanks to me". Ten seconds later: "The UK is in dire straits economically."

Belgium and Bosnia to jointly arbitrate Trump’s future golf scores.

Oh fuck. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

It is traditional on Friday for me to say: perhaps someone would like some original art, and to support a person who is me. www.chloecumming.com

Wondering what Amazon thinks this has got to do with @msmirandasawyer.bsky.social

Who wants a Felted cat picture, needlefelted onto blanket square and framed. Didnt put a size into the listing yet but these are small, 10 x 10 cm Posts to UK only, please select small parcel for posting, thanks! woolbotherer.sumupstore.com/product/blac...

Birds shop looking quite nice I think. Surely I’m on the cusp of a lil sale www.chloecumming.com/birds

Brighten up your walls with a bargain ENDS TODAY! 20% off all individual unframed prints Use code PRINT20 www.gailmyerscough.co.uk/prints

Apparently G***o F****s is selling something similar. Imaging wanting your money to go there! Really hope the rumour that @bphillipsonmp.bsky.social ordered one from them isn’t true.

I’ve put these two recent original bird mostly-watercolours in my birds Valerie. I mean gallery. Two Killdeers and a Tawny Owl. Hi I’m Chloe and it’s nice when people share these posts. 🖼️ www.chloecumming.com/birds

What’s it like inside your head?

This morning’s earworm: youtu.be/HYLrPs8BIRs?...

Why not cool yourself down coolly with some cool cool art

www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1817... @bphillipsonmp.bsky.social - wear it proudly! #PMQs #Badenoch #BridgetPhillipson

Arris Pipers.

Tomorrow's weather forecast.

I wonder how many years it’ll take for my brain to stop playing me: 🎵 Andy Burnham looks a scream Hang him on my wall Andy Burnham, Silver Screen Can't tell them apart at all 🎵 … every time I hear his name.

Sometimes being a small creative business isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. Today has been one of those days where I haven’t sold anything in my online shop. Have a look at my shop and please repost to spread the word. Thanks. gailmyerscough.co.uk

Picture this: a recording studio, somewhere far, far away... www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1816...

This has been a tricky week for being able to focus on making art, and also a zero sales kind of a week, so if anyone wishes some original art in their life, just sayin, I’ve got some. www.chloecumming.com

Just occurred to me that I could be a professional YouTuber, as I also tend to overreact to things.

#Redbubble artists - anyone ever seen a problem where you try to add a design to a collection, and it says "Thumbnails is not included in the list"? If so, any idea what it means, and how to fix it?

Finished Tip Toe. Fuck me that was depressing. Good, but horrible.

No point having your own podcasts if you can’t give off about yourself now and again.

That point, halfway through third pint at an afternoon family gathering, where you wonder if it’d be rude to just keep going.

Please stop using the phrase “legitimate concerns” to make excuses for racism and violence. www.redbubble.com/people/nikho... #LegitimateConcerns

Chock-a-Girl checking out the transformative energies of mind. youtu.be/JUh0qGdH1po?...

Hi I’m Chloe and I make these small-scale lively handmade mixed media original drawings, these four are still available just in case this is useful info. Actual art at all too reasonable prices. And if you can’t afford it, thank you for looking and sharing etc. #art www.chloecumming.com

Hear me out: Super Smash Bros, but with Muppets.

HAPPY NOW, MICHAEL SO-CALLED GRADE?!

The Lord giveth Ocarina of Time and the Lord taketh away Doctor Who.

@jemmaforte.bsky.social “I’m sure we can get a third one in” in the context of prostates is quite triggering! 🤣 (Kidding, I love the Trawl!)

Excellent podcast. Reminds us that, no matter what we think of the current generation of leaders, Johnson and Cameron were a pair of useless clowns. And @rafaelbehr.bsky.social particularly evokes what I found irritating about Corbyn at the time.

Today's biggest achievement: changing the heading of my to-do list from 'Tuesday' to 'Wednesday'.

It is Father's Day on Sunday week. The perfect gift - hint hint! #IntoTheGroove

Da Da Da www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1813...

Make a Doctor Who title less scary.

Last chance! I’ll be away next week, so if you need Father’s Day cards, gifts or anything else from my shop, please order TODAY (Thursday 4 June). www.gailmyerscough.co.uk

I’m absolutely NOT suggesting anyone should take a rusty hacksaw to Farage’s nob. But I wonder what the outcome would be? #JustAskingQuestions