This legit made me lol.

JFC. Impeach and remove this lawless man, you fools.

I fully expect King Bullshit to pardon any of his lickspittles who commit crimes for him, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make their lives rotten for decades to come.

This is fascism.

I keep seeing people ask about the 25th Amendment. Guys. His entire Cabinet is walking around in shoes that don’t fit because they’re scared to take them off. The 25th is never happening.

I know one candidate to start with…

94 percent of cultists approve of cult, film at 11.

love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region

I’m trying to be snarky, but I’m actually quite pissed. We are the baddies, and “we the people” deserve every bad thing that is going to happen to us.

More like the Down Jones, amirite?

At least the Dow Jones is over 50,000, right?

There is simply no reason for anyone to vote for this man. Watch the vote and adjust accordingly.

We will spend more than a trillion dollars this year just to have a military. Having them actually do something will cost extra, and that money will come via emergency spending. Seems pretty outrageous to me.

Our legislators just have no idea how to regulate technology correctly, do they?

If it’s true that the United States bombed an elementary school and killed scores of children it is an unfathomable crime. I have never been more disgusted to be an American.

This alone should be prosecuted as a war crime.

I will add that I have read a few AI-generated news items, mainly sports, and they all sucked.

See, the problem that 10-year-olds get but is somehow beyond the Trump regime, is that it takes only one side to start a war, but two sides to stop it.

Your tax dollars paid to kill innocent Americans in U.S. cities. Your tax dollars paid to kill innocent children in Iran. When will they have finally gone too far?

A nation that not only fails to learn from its mistakes, but also willfully steers its ship directly into the storm, will not endure.

This is fascism.

Dirty little secret: Having to say the Pledge of Allegiance every day at school made me hate it.

Recently the Supreme Corrupt ruled that the Postal Service can willfully fail to deliver your mail without penalty. Then Kansas mailed a letter to trans people to tell them their driver’s licenses were now invalid. Weird.

Burn it all down

re: hockey, Muhammad Ali, one of the greatest boxers ever to live, gave up three years in the prime of his life — years in which his fighting would have been at peak; actual money incalculable — rather than fight in an unjust war, so noping out on grandpa’s burger bash should be an easy choice

reminder regarding anyone promising a return to normal: normal got us here

>they're going to vibecode cobol so, who's stocking up on canned food and shotguns?

I believe that one of the basic human rights, phrasing it poorly as a first draft, is the right to not have every moment of your public life tracked by the government.

Calling it now: the US political media's treatment of AOC is going to make their treatment of Hillary Clinton or Al Gore look like a model of balance and discretion.

Ossoff: "Among today's false prophets are the election deniers who indulge this president's obsession with overturning the 2020 election. Hear me when I say this -- they tell a lie so absurd, and therefore so debasing, that the act of telling it proves the teller's total and humiliating submission."

The fact that we have to resist our own federal government at all is a travesty.

I mean, if you believed anything this guy said, you're already worthy of scorn and derision in my book. What does it matter what specifically he lied about?

Ted Lieu: “Were there any underage girls at that party or any party that Trump attended with Epstein” Pam Bondi: “There is no evidence that Trump has committed a crime” Ted Lieu: “I believe you just lied under oath”

sigh

Don't give Bezos any ideas.

I assumed the numbers would be relatively normal because this regime would just make them up, but there seems to be a limit to how well even degenerate liars can polish this turd.

Who’s gonna tell the Giant Orange Baby that a Canadian team hasn’t won the Stanley Cup since 1993? This is your cult leader? The best you could do, huh?

Wow wow wow wow wow … wow.

Good morning. The President of the United States was in the middle of the most serious child sex trafficking ring of the last quarter century. He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times.

Comma butt will get you every time.

‪Donald Trump appears in Jeffrey Epstein's emails 38,000 times. But Hillary Clinton's campaign chair once shared risotto tips on a private email server. I have never felt more politically homeless.

Drag him, France.

Find the answer by using the @kenwhite.bsky.social principle. Works with most things but it was literally made for this moment.

Fucking surreal that people dressed like this and carrying assault rifles are permitted to kidnap people off our streets

I endorse this sentiment 100%.

Famous Last Words

the Epstein files make it very clear why the MeToo backlash was so extreme and why so much of elite society preferred Donald Trump ruling us like a king to the barest hint of accountability

It's very telling that Trump, MAGA, and the entire Project 2025 playbook are so disliked by people that this has been happening nationwide for six months.

Saying it again: If everyone who ever stepped foot on Epstein Island as a guest disappeared tomorrow, my life would be unchanged but the world would be better off.