>try to swipe my credit card >Cashier: “you gotta tap it” >Okay >turns card 90 degrees >gets one mana >Cashier: “that’s not enough :/“

Eating bees is ageism but we're not ready for that conversation.

Love /is/ a skill you stupid fuck

weather forecast #ffxiv #ff14

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen: Audrey and the Agents Alice Stops Time Kashka The Pack AD This Sound Will Save You

So excitedddddddd

Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/

I've played this fucker in Standard, have it in my fav homebrew pauper deck, play it sometimes in commander and just now I learned it's human.

a piece of wisdom from the alzadaal prince #gpose #gposers #gposememe #au_ra #raen #thavnair

Taking a boat before the weekly backshift~

Urabrask is the informed consent Praetor. I will not elaborate.

I'm now dating the woman being referred to here, Padmé was right as usual~

I wanna be a Magic: The Gathering card! The site I found didn't have the right frames and I couldn't put in the Human Knight subtype but I did it~ #ffxiv #gpose #bpose #mtg

smelly

Hi! I could really use any help to make rent this month. I still haven't had any luck getting more/full time work. Any amount helps! If you can't donate, please share 💙 gofund.me/f17c23458

This has been bothering me a lot lately, but on a broader scope. People are afraid to be original. Critiques are all the same, jokes are copy/pasted, opinions use a handful of buzzwords that don't actually describe anything. It's like drowning in a sea of masks that all wear the same face.

Polyamory is the weaponization of ADHD

I was accounts payable/office admin for a full decade, pivoted to general labour due to the pandemic, tried to go back to the office and really missed doing honest work for a living so I switched back to labour.

Endwalker Shadowbringers Heavensward Dawntrail Stormblood ARR Watching my wife play through ARR a couple months ago was the reminder I needed that no, it's not recency bias, ARR really /was/ that much of a slog for the most part. I can't imagine how bad 1.0 was if /that/ was the reboot.

Going out for ramen~ :3

I hate stealth games proper but playing full stealth in Arc Raiders is one of the most fun gaming experiences I've had in a minute!? Stealth in a PvPvE setting just hits different

Help! My dog keeps barking and the only thing that will calm her down is posting art you've made or commissioned of your WoLs!

It’s never a bad time for this meme, but International Men’s Day might be the best time

You are safe to clock me. I'd actually hate it if another trans person noticed that I was trans and decided *not* to talk to me for that reason. I want my people to notice me. Reskeet this if you're proudly and gladly clocked.

No time to get done up but it's time for my weekly backshift!

Oh yeah, here we go. (Expand the images for the card frame.)

Forgot to bring a hair tie to the gym whoops

OH SHIT I COULD TAKE PICS OF MY FFXIV WOL AS DIFFERENT CLASSES AND USE THOSE PICS AS TOKENS FOR THE JOB SELECT MECHANIC IN MAGIC THE GATHERING

Having been fit multiple times in my life compared to now and looking at pictures of me throughout my life along with my thoughts. It's weird. Being thin makes me dysphoric. Huh.

Surprise, we're getting pretty close to the final version of REALIS! ICYMI: I've been making a TTRPG about mystical moons and living spaceships and sentences that can kill you. A preview is available now (see my pinned post), but the full version draws near! www.kickstarter.com/projects/cru...

*Exhales sharply though the nose* And we're back for the next month~

Why do the women in my life keep bullying me oh nooooooooooo

It is transgender awareness week which means you are now being transgender manually

Evie is trying to find unhinged things I have said which is wild because I have never said anything unhinged as evidence by her inability to find any evidence.

in the early 2000s Rebecca took the time to chat over IRC with a teenaged and gender-confused Me on the practicalities of transition - in a time where being out as trans online was something that could get you socially ostracized. I owe her a lot for that and only hope I can pay it forward.

We all start somewhere ~

People who come into twitch chat and dump all their negative things of the day without prompt…. You can literally ignore them. No obligation to reply at all. You didn’t ask. It’s not rude. You are streaming and entertaining, not being a therapist.

Work is stinky~

Had to go back two and a half months to get one~

yuri :) #gpose | #elezen | #miqo'te

Damn I'm cute tho

A selfie from the DEATH ANGLE This is a 'bad pic' of me nowadays :3

I'll be honest: dunno that I'm willing to buy a "we HAVE to force tutorialization down players' throats" argument in a period where games like counterstrike, dota, minecraft, roblox et al are some of the most popular games in the world

Look at this beautiful pile THIS IS MAGIC BAYBEEEEEEEEEEEEE moxfield.com/decks/CeuCg_...

FF12 really had the audacity to look at Han Solo and Chewbacca and go "What if we made the first guy a metrosexual and the second guy into a beautiful woman with rabbit ears and armored lingerie?" and nobody before or since has ever had a more amazing idea.

Five drop Friday baybeeeeeeeeeeeeee Gosh, the winner of a Pro Tour aided by a pair of sheep, pretty lady with sword, lifegain payoff, an angel. *Sigh* :3