It really bothers me when I think about how "pastime" doesn't have a double letter.

Quote post and tell me the random celebrity who you loathe Jimmy Fallon

I hope the inventor of Gold Bond is getting his dick sucked right now

Running hot water on an itchy spot of your body is the closest you can get to the feeling of an orgasm without having an orgasm

I was today years old when I realized Sally Sparrow was married to Marcus Mumford

Christopher Nolan's The Birdcage

Actually gonna say it with my chest: fuck summer. I’ve never liked this hoe. Hot ass sweaty ass season. Ugly gross season. I have decided to hate her.

My headphones died in the middle of my lunch break. 💀

I'm well into adulthood and still no one has introduced me to this Ira Roth people keep saying I need

Quick, before Pride Month ends, who wants to thrust their gay upon me?😏

Colorado! GO VOTE! www.sos.state.co.us/pubs/electio... Vote @senadorajulie.bsky.social @melatkirosco.bsky.social @seligmanforag.bsky.social

Dont talk about a blue wave. Talk about how close its gonna be, and how important each vote is. No matter where you are.

Quick, before Pride Month ends, who wants to thrust their gay upon me?😏

Why don't queer people want to be friends unless they've had sex with each other?

If you say you disagree do they add more crackheads?

My new non-hookup focused app is centered on gay guys who want to meet up and trade the whimsical outfits they made for their lawn decorations. It's called Porch Goose.

Am I playing with my dick because I'm naked or because I'm horny?

Mondays should be half days

If I kissed any of my bloomfs I would get this street almost immediately 🙈

Yeah I got that dog in me

microplastics

Not long ago, there was a sexy man on this app who would occasionally dress up as an orc (more WoW than LotR) and post sexy pics. I think he also recently lost a loved one. I went looking yesterday and I think he deleted or was deleted. If someone knows why, I'd like to know he's ok.

Is this a safe space?

Lock screen checkpoint — repost with a screenshot of yours, but only if you want This is wonderful art by @bkd.bsky.social for #pridemonth

uncut culture is me not understanding "lotion" jokes in movies until i was 12 and we were the first family in my class to get dialup internet at home

Happy Pride to these two homos specifically #WorldofWarcraft #PrideMonth #LoveisLove

@piandcake.bsky.social 👀

If I'm posting or commenting early EDT just know I'm doing so naked 😏

Post a famous bathroom scene

My underwear is annoying me and I wish I could take them off 🙃

Name: Matt(hew) Age: 💀 Sign: ♊️🀄️ Identity: 🌈 Local: 🇯🇵 Job: IT Admin 🤓 Interests: Books (scifi MM fantasy comics) Cinema Anime (Frieren Macross Bubblegum Crisis) Gaming (JRPG Cozy FFXIV Pokemon) Astronomy Cycling Undies (what do you wear?) My Links: chibimasshuu.carrd.co

People be mad just to be mad…and at the age of 40 I simply refuse to interact or pay mind to that kind of attitude.

I just realized what today's date is 🤭 #nice

The Cintas representative that services my work is a bearded, tattooed, ginger man and I am very gay.

Crimson Desert, isn't that just red velvet cake?

Wearing boxers out for the first time after years of boxer briefs. I feel naked? 😳🧐

One of the more interesting things Ive done recently is change the day I do my grocery shopping for the week. Calling it interesting is what makes it sad.

That man falling asleep is not the problem. It's the fact that he has the audacity to keep waking back up.

Welcome to the stage, Olive the Sudden

Only problematic if the relationship began before the youngest person was 18 or if the older person had any authority over the younger (e.g. manager or coach or step-father). Fight me.

Other than Dancing on My Own, what song do you think is essential for a good Pride Month playlist? #pridemonth #priDEMONth #queermusic #queerartists

Sometimes you have to go into the bathroom at work and play with your willy for a bit

Prompt: Boring fact about you When I put paper in my shred bin at work, I always fold it hot dog style first.

Tag yourself. I'm "grind meat"

No boy is born with the delusion they can survive a plane crash, hollow out a tree trunk and live for weeks in the forest with only the hatchet they were gifted by their father. He reads Hatchet in 4th grade and becomes imbued with it by Gary Paulsen. #requiredreading #formative #sharedexperience

This is the origin of my screen name

Going to open an Italian deli, call it Why Don't You Come On Over, Salame

This is a cat checkpoint: relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone. (Or just enjoy the photo of my cat)

First Homemade Pickle Lemonade of the year. 🥒🍋(Lemonade not pictured)

When I get a better phone camera I'm going to be the biggest online ****