Reform MP backs up Nigel Farage claims that migrants are coming for your birds.

I’ve bought reading glasses.

Bluesky is awesome because you can have two people say the exact same thing but one truly believes it in their heart of hearts and the other is all “this is a joke that no one is stupid enough to actually think like”

Wait. What?

God loves a trier. Despite only ever using their apps for sport, Discovery+ and Sky are constantly trying to push things like Ghosthunters and Brassic as must watch TV. Well sorry folks, I’m only interested in watching PAOK vs Maccabi Tel Aviv.

OK, but it should be 30 and the maximum should be 50.

This pair look like the villains in a movie where the hero is a dog.

Woohoo!!!

Fucking coward

Can I just say something without everyone getting mad?

My enemies are taking notes again.

Not a word of a lie. I somehow thought Dickie Bird and Geoff Boycott were the same person.

Coincidentally, I meant to post about this song yesterday. If you listen to Charmed Life (2004) directly before listening to Invisible Thread (2025), it has a hell of an impact.

I’m sort of sick of iPhones sexing up photos like this. The Irish sky is NEVER this colour. I think that’s part of what’s attracted me back to film and draining colour from my digital SLR shots.

BBC News

Hate the way people talk about autism. Deeming it unhealthy is eugenics. Is it really the worst thing a child could be? You think vaccines cause autism so you'd rather risk your child dying of meningitis? You'd prefer your child to die than be autistic? Horrible ppl.

What a beautiful, crisp autumn morning. Life is good. Yesterday I secured my family’s future by putting my life’s savings into a sure fire bet. Time to sit back, take a big swig of coffee and see how those Tylenol shares are doing on the stock market.

Jimmy Kimmel is back in the news.

I didn’t expect to celebrate the equinox by donning my winter coat to walk the dog, but here we are. (Photo of dog, not of me in my winter coat)

Would encourage the religious fanatics and their enablers of this country to take inspiration from our ancient saints and move permanently to a remote, barren island a significant distance from the coast

Belfast is back with its authentic Oktoberfest @lisa73.bsky.social

I see God’s moved winter to September now. What a prick!

When you get Sunday night dread.

Anyone leaving the stadium towards the end of a match between two of the best sides in Europe when it’s poised at 1-1 should be given lifetime bans from football.

I feel like yesterday’s purchase of two albums, one by Suede, one by The Divine Comedy, represent two sides to my personality.

There should be a German compound word for the feeling you get when someone who’s viewed your Insta Stories then shares the same reel to their own Stories

I’ve just been to HMV, where staff were confused as to why someone would buy CDs instead of Funko Pops or plushies.

Another shop with a name playing on the Belfast accent. #sad

“The people we hate most are Your Party. Splitters!”

Fondly thinking of the time I recorded a full band cover of Wind Of Change by The Scorpions, but then damaged my vocal cords straining to record the vocals. It remains an instrumental.

I bought this coffee cup thinking it was another shade of green. I hate using it in public because it feels a bit Gareth Keenan.

The Bodoe/Glimt striker just presented with an empty net to score their first goal in Europe. He had time to pick his spot. The commentator had time to say “Surely Bassi?” and she didn’t. #sad

First the finish to that men’s marathon, now a clapperboard test! What a World Championship this is turning out to be.

It's lovely seeing people share their favourite Robert Redford moments. Mine was his screamer of a goal against Newcastle United in the 1972 FA Cup third round.

Bin collection at 7:50am. Retvrn!

Least weird Bluesky Reply Guy:

Genuinely excited about wiping my arse with these.

Well, if it’s 15 September, it must be – yes, of course! The 412th anniversary of Sir Thomas Overbury dying in the Tower of London after being poisoned by his ex-boyfriend’s wife because he’d written a poem she didn’t like

I’m wearing a pink shirt to the office today.

Saturdog

Nice joke you've got there. Be a shame if someone... [Lowers shades] ... took it 100% seriously and replied as if it were something you genuinely thought

Rachel Reeves reacting to The Corrs on #TOTP

Frederick Douglas, abolitionist and “smell my finger” aficionado.

Been on another run for my Men’s Mental Health and completing it gives me a feeling best described as… …”thank fuck that run is over and thank Christ I don’t have another one due until Sunday, because that was 30 minutes of pain. What sort of people like running? Fuck me”

Is it “being the queen’s only daughter”