Potentially for METRO, I'm looking for dads in the UK who are part of walking clubs for dads and prams/kids. Email [email protected]! #journorequest

Is this going to be her whole thing? A temperance campaign?

Genuine question: what exactly are we all doing.

Worst. Champions. Ever!

Bring on the Celebration Police

YES

Sam is, of course, a legal immigrant

I’m travelling today, which means lots of time in queues to “have thoughts”. I do apologise but a few, on the radicalisation of the supposedly classical liberal right have come to my mind. 🧵

All in all a weakish year. Croatians and Albanians my faves #eurovision

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Callaghan, it seems

Callaghan?

I think Callaghan? Margaret Jay had children in the 60s

One for the boffins (I don't know): Who was the last grandparent to become prime minister?

Shortlist is here! Congratulations to the brilliant individuals and teams who made it.

This is very much the post- Cha Cha Cha #Eurovision isn’t it?

Invade France

VAR is good now

There are lots of questions I want to ask Reform people, mostly starting "about that five million quid", but it would be a shame to let this moment from Robert Jenrick slip past unnoticed. thecritic.co.uk/toda...

🇭🇺 Péter Magyar will be elected Prime Minister of Hungary today at ~2:30pm, after MPs take their oath and the new parliament convenes. 👋 Viktor Orbán is no longer PM or MP. 🇪🇺 For the first time in over a decade, the EU flag will fly on the Parliament building in Budapest.

Tess Daly is 57? Blimey

This is because "ruthlessly focused on winning" is really about machismo, and "caring about electoral reform" is sadly effete-coded

Hill I will die on: it's not a "dive bar" if it's not below street level

Wayne Rooney’s been saying for weeks now that City would slip up at Everton. And there we are

There’s only one person involved here who should actually be behind bars

Is Back to the Future a sci-fi film? Struggling with numbers for a Top 10 here

Ahakista

They’re turning “more efficient tumble dryers” into a culture war issue. Incredible

This is great www.theguardian.com/culture/2026...

Your commas could almost always be full stops. And yes to reading aloud for reasons Sam mentions but also as it helps you to understand pacing. Plus if you wouldn’t say a word in conversation/out loud, then you shouldn’t write it.

Extremely pleased to hear this from Mark Rowley, much needed clarity when a community which has been repeatedly gaslit by senior figures about its own safety

We're on it! We're thrilled to be listed alongside some great investigations:

Longlist is here lads. Congrats to all who made it. Incredibly competitive field

Well that was fun

Friends, if you’re taking sertraline, check the batch number as there is a recall out and you may have ended up with a mislabelled lower dose of citalopram. www.gov.uk/government/n...

"Finally, Mr McSweeney: With Rob Downey out for the rest of Munster at least, and Joyce gone, should Ben O'Connor be reining in the ambition to win every game and maybe take it handy for Waterford at least?"

Yeah but does this factor in Bongo Cat versions?

Here to answer your questions about Morgan McSweeney's accent

Anyone seen “People stopped watching Football Focus because it went woke” in the wild yet?

RoseniOUT

The British allowed the Lusitania to be sunk in order to lure the Americans into the war

Might just read The Palm House again

Chaos then Ed Miliband

So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past. Bosh

I once had to set up and execute an elaborate escape from a slightly terrifying media scrum for Greta Thunberg

Everything’s coming up Reidy!

In absolutely chef’s kiss timing, Matthew Goodwin is due to speak at Orbán’s in-house propaganda group MCC *today* Badloss strikes again.

Looking forward to Matt Goodwin's BUDAPEST IS FINISHED Substack

Can't believe a good thing has happened

Can’t see any issues with this. Nope.