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@elextra.bsky.social
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do not accept an apple from this woman
i still stan president xi on this app too btw
10 months ago
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my newest creation
11 months ago
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i love my boyfriend
11 months ago
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who are ur fave accounts on here. i need Content
11 months ago
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poast
11 months ago
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greetings loved ones
11 months ago
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hello butterfly world may i be a butterfly too? please i would like to gaze upon the world without knowing of its horror
about 1 year ago
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FINALLY
about 1 year ago
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getting an instagram notif and then seeing that it’s just “____ and ____ want to follow you on threads” don’t pmo
about 1 year ago
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the posts here remind me a little Too much of 2018 twitter (derogatory).. lot of unnecessary dialogue, bad puns, millennial humor. i think i’m too young to be here
about 1 year ago
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a thanksgiving dinner should be kings hawaiian rolls, red lobster cheddar bay biscuits, bob evans biscuits, olive garden breadsticks, and texas roadhouse cinnamon butter rolls. nothing more nothing less
about 1 year ago
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cued up the entirety of Brat on this irish pub’s touch tunes system and all the old people here are stroking out one by one
about 1 year ago
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FOUND IT. only took six fucking ancient cities
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 year ago
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oh sure
about 1 year ago
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mindflakes
about 1 year ago
Got so worked up thinking about dachshunds I didn't notice I was driving 150mph through a cornfield
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SZA ON NEW KENDRICK? i’m taking the rest of the day off work
about 1 year ago
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my boyfriend, mumbling to himself upon seeing a duck on a roof: “…you’re not a real bird.”
about 1 year ago
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i met my partner in 2023 but i’ve loved him my whole life. i always knew it was him. he was with me the whole time, quietly, invisibly, waiting for the right time to find me
about 1 year ago
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i poast for the love of the game
about 1 year ago
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trying to find the Silence armor trim in minecraft
about 1 year ago
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i think chihuahuas would be more likable if they were called chihuahuahueehuas
about 1 year ago
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bluesky shitposter starter pack that’s just me and my 99 alternate accounts
about 1 year ago
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bf saw me watching a tiktok of a guy doing a cool yoyo trick and said “babe i’m not comfortable with you watching this kind of content”
about 1 year ago
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when someone doesn’t understand the reference underlying the joke i’m about to make
about 1 year ago
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my psychiatrist said basically this exact shit yesterday (he drives a tesla) and i just sat there and kept my mouth shut and asked for more drugs please
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 year ago
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-keegan michael key voice- LaQuack Bachondriac. Louisiana State University
about 1 year ago
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and when there was only one set of footprints in the sand, that is when jackmerius tacktheratrix carried u
about 1 year ago
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oh you heard that “straight from the horse’s mouth”? nice try. i know horses can’t talk . i think
about 1 year ago
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new social media where we only talk about reptiles and nothing else. call that a gecko chamber
about 1 year ago
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Rads
about 1 year ago
Shoot for the moon. If you miss, here's a gentle reminder that the moon's diameter is 3,475km and you could not have fucked this up more
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one like equals one tax dollar
about 1 year ago
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farner
about 1 year ago
bad news bro the patch notes came in and they’re nerfing ur dick and balls
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recent works
about 1 year ago
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Jon Drake
about 1 year ago
Went fishing and actually caught a fish. So there’s another fuckin thing I gotta deal with
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absolutely flawless loaf form. 10/10 stunning no notes
about 1 year ago
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running for president and my entire platform is just making podcasts illegal
about 1 year ago
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is a branch that is still attached to a tree a stick or does it only become a stick once it detaches from tree
about 1 year ago
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Jo
about 1 year ago
[commercial for stones] are you tired of killing 2 birds with your bare fuckin hands
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even tho no one is here yet and i kind of feel like i am shouting my shitposts into an empty cave it’s still better than Elon Musk’s Digital Nazi Bootcamp
about 1 year ago
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women are better than men
about 1 year ago
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relationships are about balance. i sit downstairs and collage and watch suits and my boyfriend sits upstairs and mashes the A button in Arma for 45 minutes in an attempt to get drafted into digital war
about 1 year ago
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Beth 💜
about 1 year ago
More ramen pictures.
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most of my twitter mutuals have not followed me here so i am now going to create new mutuals. who wants to be friends we can bond over being freed from elon’s torment
about 1 year ago
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Tal Lavin
about 1 year ago
consider making yourself or obtaining a grilled cheese sandwich today all grilled cheeses are equally pleasing before god's sight, they are the angels of small joy
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Singto Conley ☄️
about 1 year ago
bad news dude, they're on the Fighter Select screen selecting and deselecting you over and over to make fun of your voice line. they're saying the little pose you do when selected is wack. they're rotating you
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i am never playing anything but webfishing ever again in my whole life
about 1 year ago
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Peter
about 1 year ago
dumbest social media trend is the blue bracelet thing - finding ways to signal to others that you’re an ally. i’ll be signaling that i’m not MAGA the same why i always have: by dressing well
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