Go to Walmart and grab this- then go to our website to pick up the new spin-off & zine- TRICK OR TREAT WITH REED RICHMOND

As Gwar is being discussed again, it's time to reshare this crystal ball of an article. @timidwerewolf.bsky.social clearly peered through time to report on Gwar's tiny desk concert before it happened

If Tylenol and vaccines cause autism, why am I still so bad at spreadsheets?

We’re really gonna let shit comedians “both sides” us into authoritarianism. Neat.

SON OF FRANKENSTEIN! Recently got this original lobby card from the 1953 Realart re-release of SON OF FRANKENSTEIN starring Boris Karloff, Bela Lugosi, and Basil Rathbone! Great Rathbone/Lugosi face-off and love the wacky collage on the sidebar 😍 #universalmonsters

Bought a bootleg of this 90s tv movie. (Shout out to @madefortvmayhem.bsky.social ) and the person who formatted the disc zoomed in to compensate for modern widescreen TVs instead of keeping it at 4:3. So now it's way blurrier than it needs to be.

I grew potatoes!

Help! My wife and I are watching Bake-off and I took a shot every time someone said “sponge” and now I’m fucked up!

If we still had terrestrial television, every SoundCloud rapper would have an infomercial for their shit like a Pure Moods in 1995.

If you want to yell at Disney for being scum, here's an avenue: thewaltdisneycompany.com/contact-us/ "At Disney, we are committed to creating a better world." My rancid asshole, you are.

This is a reminder that the fairytale “The Bremen town Musicians” is about a band of crust punks who foil a robbery.

If I have to hear/read one more person say “These are not normal times.” they’re getting a karate-chop to the goddamn Adam’s Apple.

Hey, I know books are expensive and money is tight right now. But if there's a brand new book you really wanna read — including my own Lessons in Magic and Disaster — you can help get the book into way more hands by requesting it from your local library! It's easy! Check your library's website.

Not a lot of right-wing professionals getting fired for saying fucked up, inflammatory stuff, huh?

I should probably write a Nightmare on Elm Street spec, huh.

Take that Paramount! Stephen Colbert wins best variety talk series at #Emmys weeks after CBS canceled show. "Sometimes you only truly know how much you love something when you get a sense that you might be losing it...my friends, I have never loved my country more desperately."

I was talking about this with my uncle the other day. I thought Einstein was reclusive for the last few decades of his career and life. He wasn't. He was denouncing racism by teaching & speaking at Black collages and organisations. White people need to know that for his work to be understood

Hurry up, guys! We don’t want to be late to the theater to see 30 minutes of commercials for the Google Pixel, pharmaceutical ads and movie trivia that is made to be easy so that no one will feel dumb.

I think the President I identify with most is Abraham Lincoln, because we both suffer from depression, and I also have a non-zero chance of getting shot in a theater.

If you’re a restaurant that serves $60-$80 entrees, and you also serve box mac and cheese, I should be legally allowed to bite off one of the owner’s thumbs.

#Peacemaker season 2, or as I call it, “Chris is on Infinite Earths.” I’ll show myself out.

To me, my X-Men!

The President of the United States hoped the assassin of Charlie Kirk would be someone thru whom he could foment civil war so that we would forget about him being a child rapist. I haven’t forgotten. You haven’t forgotten. Please call your reps: 202-224-3121 #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

i think the @wsj.com should pay every trans person's rent this month

We're gonna need a lot more hot dog suits, huh?

MY BOOK'S FINALLY OUT! books2read.com/MatthewKing Four killers meet for dinner, but what do they find? Friends? Murder?! LOVE?! This Horrormance reveals relatable killers whose amusing banter is playful and thought-provoking, tackling issues like gender identity, discrimination, and feminism.🖤🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈💀

Hey, remember when Paula Abdul was having sex with that cartoon cat?

I do not celebrate any murder. I do not celebrate the violent death of any human being, nor the loss of any chance for repentance & repair. None. And those on the right must note that this is the "deal" for which Kirk himself actively advocated. Pass better gun policy if you don't like murder!

This explains it better than I can

JUST IN: Three people are in critical condition after a shooting at Evergreen High School in Evergreen, Colorado, according to St. Anthony’s Hospital. https://cnn.it/46fImzg

BREAKING: At least 2 students shot at Evergreen High School, Jefferson County Sheriff’s Office says

Apropos of nothing, I sometimes wonder if the constant barrage of cruel and totally solvable shit continues to grind our collective empathy down until we are just as monstrous as those who perpetuate the cruelty itself.

No New Pictures, Where Are You Mentally?

It is absolutely buckwild to see a prominent Democrat actually have the correct response to a shooting like this. My god

Is True Detective Season 1 Folk Horror or Cosmic Horror?

I almost forgot! It’s Star Trek Day! Hit me with your Star Trek crushes!

In the Coen Bros. universe, you can’t tell me that these men aren’t relatives.

If Tylenol and vaccines cause autism, why am I still so bad at spreadsheets?

I am from Missouri and do politics for my job, and am just now learning of this sit-in to protest attempted RW seat-stealing.

I used to believe they're terrified but now I understand that the thought of finding a "better" candidate is what they're really afraid of. Liberals/Democrats benefit from the status quo. They don't want things to change that much

Guys, more people need to be telling Trump and his smooth-brained homunculi to fuck off. This is how we got here, more dipshits needed a smack to the gob and/or to be told to fuck off and people let this shit slide.

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Adrian/Vigilante adorably jibbering out animal facts is while Adebayo and Harcourt are trying to wake up is what it’s like having a child.

Several anti-ICE protestors on the Ohio-Kentucky border. This is how the police dealt with them. Literally beat the hell out of them. This is Trump's police state America, coming to a protest near you.

My name? Yeah… it’s uh…*looks around nervously*

MY BOOK'S OUT TODAY! books2read.com/MatthewKing Four killers meet for dinner, but what do they find? Friends? Murder?! LOVE?! This Horrormance reveals relatable killers whose amusing banter is playful and thought-provoking, tackling issues like gender identity, discrimination, and feminism.🖤🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈💀

AI Prompt Writer Struggling with Suicide Note hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...

It wasn’t the media it was my heart

“It turns out there are some things you can’t Italian gesture🤌🏻 your way out of.” -Me explaining what happened to Mussolini to my coworkers

Parents who have no idea that classic kid lit is weird and scary is shocking to me. Yes, Return to Oz is creepy and weird, but so is the source material! Read the original Wizard of Oz! It’s great, but includes a scene where the Tin Man kills enough crows to make a mound 10 feet tall. 1/