I have to get better at Hurdy Gurdy so I can say things like “I want to play Hurdy Gurdy for Aurora” and people will be like “hell yeah somebody tell Aurora”

“The only warmth is a warmth alone”

Being forced to continue existing is an extraordinary punishment.

Nobody tell him but Ben Stiller in Mystery Men is my earliest bisexual memory. Like when I think back… it’s that movie.

“I was dead then alive And she was like wine turned to water then turned back to wine You can pour us out We won’t mind I’ll scratch around the mouth of the glass My life is no longer mine”

excited for giant brain convert JD Vance to defend cutting off 11 mil from Catholic Charities, an organization whose name every practicing Catholic hears once a week

Just to jump out ahead of it too: a lot of what we're going to see marketed as "Quantum" in the next few years is probably bullshit too. Like, the tech is real, it just hasn't reached a point where we can do much useful with it aside from factoring numbers real good.

Pleased to announce that after the last 2 weeks of playing Solitaire Clash, without spending actual money in the app, I have finally withdrawn my first payment of $9. So it does, in fact, pay out. Just not the way the ads say.

“It’s a fucking chore sometimes Even attempting to survive When there’s no hope in sight”

A few years ago I did a live cover of “Consider it a Win” by Ceschi. I dedicated it to the people who lost the fight. Here’s to more friends I’ve lost over the last year. I miss you all, but you live on in my dreams. I should do a real cover of this. For them. www.twitch.tv/videos/15656...

I have been struck by a sudden downpour A violent rage that I wasn’t built for Rapid explosions inside of my mind A war wages in me that’s one of its kind

I wish I were someone worth the time and effort of loving.

I long to be free some day Like a dog who has never known a leash Keep writing songs about death and dying But would dying set me free?

The Exorcist with Flanagan marks the 7th time we’ve worked together since we first met on Bly Manor… 7 years ago. The fuck 😂

Guitarist Problems: Where the fuck are my capos? Why are they always missing when I need them?

The Fucking Vampire Lestat The Fucking Hobbit Fucking Fight Club The Great Fucking Gatsby

TAKE ME DOWN TO THE PAIR OF NICE TITTIES WHERE THE TREES HAVE BOOBS YEAH THEY ALL HAVE TITTIES OH WON'T YOU PLEASE TAKE ME HOME?

WE’LL BE LESS ACTIVIST IF YOU BE LESS SHIT

I wish I could be Someone better than me But I’m stuck as I am A fool in sheep’s skin Pretending I’m anybody And you’re no longer home I’m here all alone Wishing I was anything

“I missed what I was supposed to learn (all I could think about was missing you)”

I wish I loved myself even just a little bit

Salt Lake Titty. That is all.

“Unless somebody trusts somebody, there’ll be nothing left on earth, excepting fishes”

“I’m sick of feeling like I’m living for someone else You know it breaks me down To watch you blindly love yourself But I can’t so I don’t and I won’t walk away” -Slothrust “Walk Away”

me when i want my gentle puck to come hither

“Eyes like water rides cuz you can be a legend at a Guitar Center or an office job… BUT NEVER BOTH”

For lesser, non-violent, victimless crimes, I would like to propose an alternative to Trial by Jury. Instead, I propose: Trial by Comedy. If you can make the Judge and Jury laugh, no prison for you. If you can’t, then have fun on your 4 year prison sentence that doesn’t fit the crime you committed.

“Everyone cool will die. Everyone weird will also die.” I revisit this @cheekface.bsky.social lyric (and song) at least once a week. Sometimes on a loop. On my iPod Classic.

I’m glad to see people protesting Discord forcing IDs for age verification, but what I need everyone to understand is that there’s immense bipartisan pressure to make the entire internet like this, and they are likely going to succeed unless something drastic happens

There's an alternate Earth where Claire Kent, alias Super-Sister, is living her best life, and I love that for her.

Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af

I don’t think anyone actually likes me. I think everyone just tolerates my presence when I’m around. No one will notice when I disappear from their lives. It’s happened before. It’ll happen again.

I wish Nicole Bennett and Ethan Cole would take the hint. I’m not interested! God y’all sound so THIRSTY with your “we have a LOAN for you” calls!

Having trauma doesn’t make you funny but it sure helps

nat 1s are more interesting than nat 20s 🎲

Working on a script. For real this time. I’ll let anyone who cares know if I finish it.

Whenever someone says something stupid to me I always want to ask in my most monotone voice “have you ever been on fire?” Remember kids: Questions are not threats. Anyone who tells you otherwise has an agenda.

Shrek turns 25 this year. We need a Shrek Secret Lair!

Toy Story 6 pitch: the villain is once again a tablet, but not the tablet itself…. It’s… CHATGPT!

“They always tell her they love her but then they take something from her”

People have always treated my friendship as something that is recyclable. They come back when they need validation or help. I’m so tired of being there for everyone and never having anyone here for me.

Every song I write is about one relationship that ended badly nearly 20 years ago and I’m still hung up on the way that it ended because I remember it one way and she remembers it another, and I don’t look like the good guy in either story so what do I even do now?

ICE was created in March of 2003. That means it's only 22, nearing 23, years old. Most of the people I know are older than ICE. Even the "babies" who just started working at my company. We were ICE-free for over 200 years. We don't need it.

“It’s all coming back to me now Bends gave me some truth and it’s hard to discount How some people are nightmares together But it’s only felt when apart And I don’t wanna see you in heaven”

I don’t know why I bother posting. Nobody cares what I say anyway.

Now after beast games, another reality show that completely misses the entire point of the source material.

It's like combat tutorial

“Don’t ever think that what you love is a mistake”