I have to be cringer

in the name of having these all together.. here's That One Part from [YTP] Neo Fails at Being the One by alpacahawk

The secret to selfies is to fight the urge to immediately delete them so you can look back a few days later and say "oh wait who is THIS??"

problematic Spotify Listening Age gap

Woah it's that anime I keep hearing about

the children cannot conceive of a world where the mailbox contains anything except attempts to get you in credit card debt

Don't get why you've gotta shove it in my face but good for you

trans women deserve to be vain. it's so important to have a bit of an ego and a sense of self worth and these are all slightly different things but they're so important to have

I love when cute girls dm me

OK, I have unfortunately had very little luck in looking for her so far. I was reluctant to share this information, but I figured if it can get some reach, there's a greater chance to find something. My friend's name is Satori Hirosawa. She was living in northern Michigan (not UP) around 2010.

Ermmmm

"everything is immutable" cels when "everything is a process" chads recognize the mutability of existence: 🤯🤯🤯

First ever tattoo went with something really simple and I am a fan!

getting my degree in yearnalism from Puppy Girl State University

its called runescape because when you meet someone who plays it you RUN to ESCAPE

“the pharaoh’s tomb is cursed! the necromancer’s ring is cursed! the witch’s grimoire is cursed!” that’s how you sound. everything is fucking cursed with you bro. i don’t care. i’m taking this skull.

they call it a hex editor bc you are casting little spells on the computer

my brain keeps tricking me into thinking

when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare

Oomf to oomf communication

it's just really jarring having aesthetic value both in my social circles and in society at large after spending like 26-27 years having absolutely none

It's literally me

we all got that one homie who's drawn in a different art style

many such cases I'm told 🏳️‍⚧️

Once again needing attention

[trying to make a joke without it accidentally sounding like some kink trans girls are into] um. uh. uhhhhh

Silly

IRONY POISONING IS OUT, SINCERITY POISONING IS IN

Sick as a dog but she must still persist

FACT: you should be sappier with your friends and loved ones. there is no reason not to be.

20 year old raid mutual: I can't believe people play like complete ass in a c41. the fight isn't even that hard. they aren't even doing the fundamentals of their class correctly. 30 year old raid mutual: might make butter chicken for dinner later

People hate pigeons despite them never doing anything wrong. For example, a pigeon has never installed League of Legends.

Many would fold

Ehehe...who else?

the daily struggle

i have to stay alive bc what if they finally remaster banjo-kazooie

i think i suck at xiv now

(the slightest inconvenience befalls me) ugh i don't have the mana to deal with this

When I say "heyyyyyyyyy" this is what I mean

Hey girl, wanna go back to my place and fumble around awkwardly before we both sheepishly admit over nervous giggles that we only did this because we thought the other person wanted it, and then we promise to hang out as friends some time before you go home and we never even text each other?

EAT SLEEP 𝗬𝗘𝗔𝗥𝗡 REPEAT

😅 oh no

every other clan

REAL ROBOTGIRLS have internals made of MISCELLANEOUS GEARS and WIRES and HYDRAULIC LOOKING THINGS, not LARGE LANGUAGE MODELS and GPUS

They're calling her the dorkiest to ever do it

they should make a hormone that causes male pattern baldness but on the legs

Just got a flu shot and a covid shot an hour ago is this supposed to happen???

Following on from the last post, I found an old 'Your Guide to Micronet' from 1986 on the Internet Archive, and one of the things they provide is a network map drawn out like a London Underground map with each subject/interest area presented as stations - very cool stuff and genuinely helpful.