All right, @exploding-girl.bsky.social, now what's so all-fired great about your fancy pants Dodgers?

25 games now

I knew it!

If the Jays score 8 runs in the first every game, they'll likely do well.

The AL as a whole is 22 games under .500 And I, for one, welcome our new National League overlords

They will win another series again, I'm quite sure

That ball boy is old, man like that Seinfeld episode where Kramer was a tennis ball boy

W

Uh oh, Varsho remembered how to homer

footnotes >>> endnotes

Not enjoying this Gausman and Cease and pray for release situation the Jays are in right now.

And the whole team remembered how to hit. Uh ooooohhhh

Uh oh, Varsho remembered how to homer

@bluejayway1.bsky.social

Jays win somehow!

So the whole team has the plague I guess

Conditions are a little windy...

that one was better

Okay so nevermind that game

jesus christ that was a bomb

KIRRRRKKKKKKK

The #BlueJays have walked off the A's. Andrés Giménez is the hero. Kazuma Okamoto scores the winning run in his first MLB game. What a way to start 2026.

Walk off win! Hoffman just wanted to set up the dramatics

Almost time to bask in baseball's glowing warm warming glow

one more sleep

Kevin Gausman will be the #BlueJays’ Opening Day starter. Gausman deserves this in every way, both on and off the field. In the final year of his five-year deal in Toronto, he’s been one of the best signings in club history and a model teammate.

@exploding-girl.bsky.social's trying to hypnotize me....but not in the good Las Vegas way...

That Ayatollah thinks he's better than America. Is he right??

Heyman: Early estimates suggest proposed salary cap might be set around $260M-280M and floor around $140M-160M.

Class 3 Killstorm

snuh

MLBPA executive director Tony Clark resigned after an internal investigation revealed he had an inappropriate relationship with his sister-in-law, who had been hired by the union in 2023, sources tell me and @DVNJr.

Happy Valentine's Day. Here's a special song from Bill and Marty to @exploding-girl.bsky.social @kenborsuk1.bsky.social @bluejayway1.bsky.social youtu.be/u8uvLHnrqdU?...

Right-hander Chris Bassitt and the Baltimore Orioles are in agreement on a one-year, $18.5 million contract, sources tell ESPN. Bassitt, 36, joins an overhauled O’s rotation that also added Shane Baz and re-signed Zach Eflin to join Kyle Bradish, Trevor Rogers and Dean Kremer.

Coming up: a Canadian couple who say they are deathly afraid of scorpions

Groundhog Day should be a stat holiday.

I'm beginning to forget what it feels like driving on normal roads

This winter's cracked. What a lousy season.

Everyone knows leprechauns are extinct

@exploding-girl.bsky.social, what other paradoxes affect our lives?

I hate snow.

Another way to frame the Kyle Tucker deal (as reported by Jeff Passan & Robert Murray): •two years, $120 million •$60 million player option for 2028 •$60 million player option for 2029

Kyle Tucker is a boy. Kazuma Okamoto is a man.

No, Tuck

My ding-a-ling My ding-a-ling I want you to play with my ding-a-ling...

Now wait just a minute here, @exploding-girl.bsky.social. I don't have your money. It's in @thebsinbsn.bsky.social's house, and..and..and @robinindie.bsky.social's house!

The Jays finally break into the land of Godzilla