I need a massive man to treat me like this I mean what-

Daily reminder! Hugging, snuggling, smooching, even voring and/or fucking your local nerdy seal is a good way to treat touch deprivation for the average superchub! I can prove it, too!

The problem with being introverted is that there is no polite way of saying "I love you but I'm tired of being with you right now."

To whom this may apply to...

If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.

Considering opening up a few commissions...both to actually get drawing something I like to draw again, and to save up muns for the holidays. Maybe Pokemon Trainer commissions? Like someone's sona with their Ace/Partner Pokemon?

Jesus Houdini Christ, this is great.

*slapping repeatedly* 🐐💦

auditory processing disorder 🔇 #furryart #comic #dogwithajob

do you ever feel

Ball guts are nice... But there is something so beautiful about pillows, soft, wobbly apron fat. How it can drape over you when you hug them, serves as cushion as you lean up against them... Sensuality and coziness all in one.

Furries literally helped make Bluesky. It’s no exaggeration to say the Bluesky is only as successful as it is because furries migrated to it en masse. Telegram is the same way. Without furries posting their porn here, Bluesky will go the way of Tumblr. This is a plain fact.

Apparently this is false, the article that cites this information was translated from a Korean article that doesn’t mention ChatGPT at all. The song was also written 8 years ago. I think Sherwin Wu just lied to try and drum up excitement using a popular thing

Gen 3: Big blue pinnipeds (Seals make weird noises) #pokemon #gen3 #spheal #sealeo #walrein #cute #derp #art

Meming for my husband and Elm

*I eat half a "Party Size" bag of tortilla chips* "God, I hate myself. I'm so gross. I gotta change things up." *I eat half a "Party Size" bag of tortilla chips but dip the chips in hummus first* "I am the healthiest snacker there is. Such a good boy I am."

reposting this old meme i made for twitter. for no particular reason

I can’t find the lie in this.

The roomie made congress with salted duck egg and egg rolls for breakfast!

Not all forest witches are mean, as @karlosbearizard.bsky.social is finding out! Morgan is all too happy to indulge Karlos in anything he could want. And hey! That's probably a pretty potent source of life magic, so it's a win-win!

Exactly what im trying to say.

Congrats, Mississippi! You've found a way to suck even more! Not even sure this will go through, but it's definitely something I'm none too happy about. Best of luck, Bluesky team! I believe you'll get there in time. You're doing the best you can.

Sealtastic! With @dinoddice.bsky.social 🎨 By HinoRuuy from FA

IT JUST CAME IN!!! I think Toast wants to play!

Vore Fat men and Death Metal ✨

I finally made it to 600! (Ignore my dirty laundry room floor.) Now then, how about we start twords 700~

A reminder that throughout history conservatives have tried and censorerd lgbtq+ in fiction and media because they were disgusted by it, if you are part of this community and willing to do the same for the fiction you find icky because you think you're "normal" i have bad news, re-learn your history

AI folks have now discovered “thinking”

Friendship decay is such an alien concept to me. Like...I have friends I haven't seen in YEARS. But when they hit me up, I'm back in whatever connection we had at that point. Sweet, horny, nerdy, jokey, anything, really. It's wild, but it's one of the few things I truly love about my weird brain.

this is an epistemological revolution to the fat bitch world so i attempted to follow up

In Dungeons & Dragons, the line between the game and reality can blur... and sometimes, what happens on the table doesn’t stay there Commission for @peskyraccoon.bsky.social

Com for @techcoyote.net #vore

Well need I say more... 🎨gammacharlie thanks for the lunch it was great😁

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if I can’t find a fat fuck twice my weight to lay on top of me I’ll simply MAKE one

JACK. FOR THE LAST TIME. JUST BECAUSE WAREHOUSES OF SNACK CAKES HAVE A LOT OF FOOD, IT DOES NOT MEAN IT'S FREE TO TAKE. (sigh) Thankfully, all Jacklings are forklift certified. (Friend is anonymous, but thank you for the commission!)

Tonight's meal! Pork shoulder and sweet potato braised in apple cider and whiskey, with homemade bread!

I have made dino nugget parmesan. I think I invented a new sin.

So. Fuckign. Touch deprived.

I met (and reconnected with) so many amazing people this weekend! I tend to live in the moment, so I do much better at living and making memories than I do capturing them, but I want to get better! @poly0000.bsky.social @rainwolf-plushie.bsky.social @manectricman.bsky.social @eepycosmo.bsky.social

I like stupid fat men. I think they're hot.