I keep all my porno on the sex drive. 😎

if you don't care about the definition of breakcore, then you're not a real fan. (because real fans care about shit that doesn't actually matter)

I hate woker. The police told me that sex is completely off limits now because they're scared I'll "offend" somebody. 🙄

evil VLC

Oh the misery! [Poly is seen pulling out a large blunt] Everybody wants to be my enemy! [He lights up and takes a drag with a smirk on his face] Oh the misery! [He exhales a cloud of bubatz vapour right into the camera] Everyone wants to be. my enemy.

nick wilde doesn't even fucking know you.

Anyone remember these insanely fake cod prank videos where that guy would just hack into the other players house and make his lightbulbs explode or something.

I keep thinking the other type of lesbian is Hartman.

my market research says that my followers really like big bellies and blue guy.

my timeline is just big belly because of y'all.

do you think if autechre were chefs they would use max msg?

granny wants them aspics

the home row agenda wants your child to be dvorak

Bubatz was invented by Bubi Bätzler

batman but instead of the bat symbol he has the deltarune

garten of kanban trallalero tralala

what's this blue Guy?

im crazy