DAMN! I just sort of do stuff and then the universe conspires to have them all drop at once, which can be confusing. Please amplify! So okay, today's SWAIMBLE OF CONTENT - There's a sketch interview with Mark Little on our YT channel, like a Space Ghost-type thing. www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSD4...

Ahead of today's by-election, Labour sent out a leaflet appearing to be from a made up tactical voting organisation quoting made up numbers to sway voters away from the Greens Labour thinking it preferable to lose to Reform than to the Greens says everything www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/labour...

We’re back, boys!

@michaelswaim.bsky.social @startthemachine.bsky.social @nessguerrero.bsky.social (Working link in thread)

Can Starmer please just fuck off already

Crocodile René: Ceci n'est pas un couteau

So Starmer's chief of staff has stepped down due to his advice supporting the appointment of Mandelson as ambassador but Starmer apparently bears no responsibility for either agreeing with, or uncritically following, that advice? The same as when he quoted Enoch Powell's "Rivers of Blood" speech?

Climbing out of bed every morning to see what fresh new hell awaits

I can only play @powerwashsimulator.co.uk 2 when Wicket's asleep otherwise she becomes distraught looking for Ulysses and her kittens when they meow.

Hey, @labourlewis.bsky.social, can you pass on my thanks to Starmer about Labour's decision to delay the new rental laws so landlords can "prepare"? Without that act of grovelling cowardice I might not have got to enjoy this 11.5% rent increase from my landlord.

Apparently Wicket is a @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social fan

Seems I have wildly misjudged one of these games

At this point I can only assume Starmer and his government are Roko's basilisk truthers

Journalists should be asking for examples of tangible benefits this will provide for individuals that justify the £27m spent. Not "it might lighten your workload" or "you might be able to get more done" because those benefit businesses, not workers, so businesses should meet the costs of training.

Might escape into the past for a bit

So my unemployment stopped and I’m not getting any answers which was previously calculated into this so I’m sharing this again. It would be super cool if things could just be easy! I’m literally sitting at home sad that I can’t be with my sister in labor because I can’t afford it gofund.me/3127da13c

I say this fully expecting Starmer to sign us up

I'm sure "Board of Peace" played well in focus groups but they're going to miss out on the brand recognition of "Axis Powers"

Starmer giving a speech to repeatedly say the UK is guided by pragmatic self-interest and not "abstract" ideology is the kind of bold stand against the concept of Right and Wrong/Basic Morality that is the cornerstone of this Labour government .

A movie about three dolphin drag queens on a road trip to compete in one final pageant before the Earth is demolished to make way for a hyperspatial express route: To Wong Foo, So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish! Julie Newmar

Starmer's plan to appease Trump hasn't worked?! Unprecedented!

Just had a nightmare about vampire Danny Huston trying to kill me Not as much fun as it sounds

It’s National Sticker Day (and my birthday!) Here are oldies that I brought back from the archives and reprinted this week! Now with an easy peel for accessibility! Starlinearts.com

@michaelswaim.bsky.social if you ever have nosidE illustrated...

I drew this remix of the old meme because I find myself constantly annoyed

If anyone has that magic top hat, please don't.

For once the far-right have understood a movie's message. Unfortunately it's that "extraterritorial abduction is good actually" from The Dark Knight (2008).

Donate if you can

Anyone else get visited by three preachy spirits last night? How about *you* change *your* ways, you spectral fucks?

My son's had a rough year (and is a teenager) so seeing him excited about it being Christmas Eve is wonderful in a way I can't begin to describe. He deserves all the joy and happiness.

Lo-fi Christmas Beats to Feel Anxious About the Holidays (Maybe You Forgot Someone's Present or Haven't Bought Enough Parsnips?!) to

It's a lovely morning in the village, and you are a horrible goose... www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I'm now 43 and so very, very tired. It's a lot like being 42.

Zoolander 3: "Roo" Steel

It's a brand new HYPECAST with @videodrew.bsky.social! Listen to pals talk about MOVIES! SoundCloud: shorturl.at/NBRZi Apple: shorturl.at/xgXpM YouTube: shorturl.at/L1Haj

I've just discovered Fido Dido wasn't used to promote 7Up in the US so as a nation they never had to choose a side in the Great Fido Dido/Cool Spot "Who's Most Rad" War of the early '90s

I’m making butt paintings again! I tend to make these every year, different colors each time! These are the first 4x4in ones of 2025! Get yours at starlinearts.com (they make great gifts!)

Tale as old as time...

To every thing there is a season, Charlie Brown.

The question is, will this cause a Highlander II: The Quickening or a Highlander II: The Quickening (Renegade Version)?

@brockway.bsky.social looks like four of your books were stolen

Using the cold weather as an excuse for extravagance I've put two mugshots in a bowl.

Funny how labour's plan to heal the societal divide they claim immigration/asylum is causing involves dragging the country to the right instead of to the left. Funny how dragging the country to the right is their answer to every division. It's almost as if they're ideologically right-wing. Bastards.

I hate having to do this but I’m desperate. I’ve been looking everyday for work but nothing is biting. I’m down $80 and I can’t afford my very needed meds and I definitely can’t afford my home when the first comes next month. I’m drowning in medical debt. Anything helps.

If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.

More like DEAD Cheney

Fuck this. Text to Speech for accessibility needs? Brilliant tool, already exists. Creating a "lively conversation" podcast between two chat bots based on a file you upload? The worst, evil, should not exist.

Taking a long exposure photo of the shadows above your bed is a good way to learn you're going to be killed by a terrifying hare demon.