This would fix me (I have chronic migraines)

what flavor are flamin' hot cheetos

an old bluesky feature I wish they'd bring back was being able to tap on a profile's post count and just see their posts without viewing anything they reposted

I just want to be cute and wear cute outfits and my government hates me for it 😔

daily emails from indeed are like "we see you have experience in HR and office management, we think you'd be a perfect fit for these jobs!" and then the options are grocery store cashier or neurosurgeon

very cool, my apartment building changed the door locks to an electronic keypad so now I get audibly deadnamed every time I walk in my building !!

Art, get your art here

Fuck I need to voice train Uggggghhhhhhh I'd literally rather like, do the cenobite box I'd rather fuckin, take a payday loan than do voice training I'd rather watch fuckin Pearl Harbor again I'd rather fuck someone who unironically likes Fallout 3 I'd rather fuckin donate to the DNC

This one image really speaks volumes.

Trains sitting idle on tracks for the better part of an hour a problem where you live? In a popular city in metro Detroit, it's a big issue and complaints have risen as drivers sit and stew waiting for the train to move. Solutions? Not many. www.freep.com/story/news/l...

big tech companies just feel like domestic defense contractors at this point

I think it should be consistently pointed out that we are poisoning the entire city of Memphis, Tennessee for this.

this is what you look like as a Harry Potter fan in 2025

Yahoo

taps the sign

i think every single person on this app should subscribe to @pronouns.diy

This is insane shit. And we are pretending like we're gonna host the World Cup and The Olympics. We're telling MLB players "good luck out there"

Don’t make me tap the sign

Every rich gen X tech guy turns out to have lucked into doing one replacement level programming task at the right time to get sweet monopoly rents; as long as people pretended they were geniuses everything was fine, but as soon as they had to confront their mediocrity it's a rocketship to fascism

Happy Bastille Day!

laura loomer getting transvestigated is a real leopards eating face kinda situation

I bought myself a cake bc sad, I cannot taste it bc sick 😔

capitalism really sucks the enjoyment out of things

Pinterest is flooded with ai slop and it makes me so upset, gone are the days when you could reasonably find cute clothing inspiration and then track down the actual garments worn

Kraft easy mac 4 packs being $8+ now is fucking criminal

how many times must I visit quick care before they give me meds I just want antibiotics 😭

stadium is fun but unplayable above all-star like why am I getting rookie teammates that won't group up, after having to wait in a 10 minute queue? and Aaron Keller wants to make matchmaking wider? gtfo

sometimes I think back to when I was in active addiction and it's like, how am I alive rn lol

idk there's something about the 2-5pm time slot that just feels unsettling

unorthodox Chinese handheld gaming emulators are my kink

Chinese tech is genuinely so cool

“Trans people have to live” Okay then help me. Like it’s one thing to say we’re brave, actually fucking help some of us. It’s like you’re seeing people struggling in the current of the ocean and you’re telling them “hey…just don’t drown!” WELL HELP ME THEN

the big questions for american democracy going forward seem to be (1) can the GOP actually build the federal police state they just funded, (2) in time to finish before democratic checks can be established, and (3) whether dems gaining power would actually try to stop/dismantle it

LL Cool J said that he will not perform at Wawa Welcome America in Philadelphia on July 4th because of union strike “There is absolutely no way I can perform across a picket line”

In November, New York City will face its greatest moral choice yet: will it be governed by a repeat sex offender, a corrupt NSDAP sympathiser, or a guy who accurately described himself on a college application? I work for the NYT so I'll be reporting exclusively about that last thing

Needed this reminder today.

gengar is a lesbian

I miss my elden ring save file so much, I wish it wasn't stuck on my ex's xbox 😔

why doesn't bluesky have picture messaging in dms I wanna be a whore

"go be queer in china and see how that works out for you" my sibling in Christ the average tier 3 city in china has more lesbian bars than the entirety of the united states combined

american media will lead you to believe a lot of things about the Great Firewall, but it's genuinely a really solid protective measure to prevent the online Chinese populace from falling into conservative pipelines created by western tech companies

I can't say the things I really want to say, so I'll merely need to summarize them: Fuck everything

I'm sorry but does James Bond really need to be zooming everywhere in his little Aston. if I were a bond girl I would get such an ick bc of how poorly he drives and how abruptly he feels the need to stop, like genuinely who is that impressing