This is really bad. It won’t get the popular opposition the Kimmel incident did, but it’s way more sweeping and authoritarian. This is an effort to bring the full force of government down on any and all opposition to this administration. www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...

They are gonna use tariffs and traumpsterity and cooked books to claim a Clinton-esque budget surplus, probably

best band in the world y'all

So I guess we are on the "liberals" -> "woke liberals" -> "woke liberal mobs" -> "woke liberal union mobs" -> "woke liberal union antifa mobs" -> "woke leftist union antifa mobs" -> "woke leftist union antifa riots" slippery slope today, huh? Same as yesterday, huh?

WOW. The lead plaintiff is a Latino man who's been here legally for 24 years. He was grabbed off the street by plainclothes federal agents who didn't even ASK about his status. He was detained overnight and only released once a supervisor realized he had been illegally arrested.

If my refrigerator is going to be showing me ads, then I should be the one paid for selling the ad space

going on a chocolate milk fast

can't help but wonder whether homan ended up on fox news answering questions about a bag of cash because his handlers didn't know about it and are pissed that he didn't give over his cut

The performance outrage needed to make Tylenol seem more dangerous than guns in America is substantial.

Every day it's the scene in BATMAN RETURNS when Batman rigs the speakers to play the Penguin's previously recorded hateful nonsense that outs the Penguin as evil, and every day the Penguin keeps getting to be mayor

The Sinclair thing is not cowardice. The history at Sinclair makes clear this is more like an active collaboration.

the existence of absolute units implies the existence of absolute torsion boiz, or something

Go deontologist, end up apologist.

when you outlaw acetaminophen, only outlaws have acetaminophen

Psst. Hey. Psst. Hey. Kid. Got a headache? *Opens a trenchcoat lined with rattling bottles of Tylenol*

The current Health Department of the United States says you shouldn’t be allowed to prevent getting severe COVID and you shouldn’t be allowed to take Tylenol if you do get it.

Okay so who gonna boycott avengers doomsday and put the last nail in the MCU coffin with me?

I know at least a few people who cancelled their Disney subscriptions and if Disney thinks they can get those customers back within one week, they are delusional. Go autocrat, fall flat. Or something.

Everyone loves those state-mandated-content YouTube channels

Kronecker and the Delta Functions would be an absolutely awful band

nothing says protecting kids from sexual assault like public displays of humiliation+exhibition kinks

Just a witty irreverent workplace comedy with quirky misfits navigating absurdities of the job and their clashing personalities sort of boy in a gritty workplace thriller where quirky misfits at seemingly ordinary jobs discover sinister secrets sort of world.

my dad's most commonly retold stories from Vietnam all revolved around officers neglecting the value of human life, say by issuing illegal and dangerous orders, only to get fragged themselves by their own soldiers

the real skeletons were inside of us the whole time

Like that Paula Cole song about cowboys. Except about spines.

President Gizzard and the Lizard Internet Repair Guy

"If I die, tell my wife to ... *cough* ... milk the patents." - Miles Dyson

Meet the Press put together a clip of Trump vowing in January to "bring back free speech to America," followed by him saying last Friday that negative coverage of him is "no longer free speech"

Mussolini and the Lamp Posts would be a pretty okay band name

The Lusitania

On his first day back in office, President Trump signed an executive order ending birthright citizenship, directly violating the oath he made to uphold and defend the Constitution. We took him to court and got the policy blocked, and our work continues to stop the order for good.

In honor of discovering that my cats used my bed as a litter box this morning

Both Windows and Mac computers include a free way to encrypt your entire storage drive. You should turn it on, if you haven't already. ssd.eff.org/module/how-...

It sure seems like it's easy to get paid to be an idiot on TV and I would like some money please

Can't fill your quotas? Worried Epstein will make it back into the news cycle? Solve your problems with this one weird trick!

Important to remember that H1B visa holders have their whole life in the US. The home they rent or own is here. Their family. Their kids go to school here. Being locked out of the US is also in many cases rendering them homeless and away from their family, with no obvious path to return

had to read the article to understand wtf was going on here which is that Meta is literally feeding Instagram pictures parents took of their teenage daughters to middle aged men as ads for Threads

come to think of it, we never did randomized controlled human trials with plutonium exposure

You "cleared" my dungeon? Was it edifying for you to slaughter my beloved monsters and steal my treasure? Did you gain the experience you wanted? You prick. You selfish asshole.

This is a 9-0 Supreme Court decision from just last year.

Oh look, a goalpost moved when the goal was no longer convenient. Imagine that.

Confused about hypocrisy amongst people in positions of power? Allow me to try to clear up a common misunderstanding.

One definition of cowardice might be to allow oneself to be cowed into supporting white supremacism to avoid looking too rebellious during a fascist crackdown, but that's just, like, most people's opinions, man

Pretty clear illustration of "you may as well stand up for what you believe in, they're coming for you anyway."

you're not part of the turbo team

Some infamous ANTIFA members who unfortunately cannot be arrested because they are dead or fictional

Just a reminder that Ben & Jerry's pulled their ice cream from the occupied West Bank in 2021, tried to buy their brand back from Unilever so they could stand for what they believed in, and now Jerry is quitting because they're being silenced. news.sky.com/story/ben-an...

Who was the president in 2018 when you lost your show? Who was the president in 2023 when you got your new show?