John 3:16 "Aw, man. I just shot Marvin in the face"

Bluesky has been working very hard to stop me posting today. I’m taking it personally.

Today with NATO Secretary-General Rutte, we took stock of our common work to bolster European defence and continue support to Ukraine. We discussed the upcoming NATO Summit and how we can upscale defence industrial output in Europe. We need to invest more, to produce more and to do both faster.

I just spoke again with Prime Minister-elect Peter Magyar. Hungary has returned to the very heart of Europe, where it has always belonged. This is, above all, a moment for the Hungarian people. For their voice, their dignity, and their future in a safe, prosperous Hungary inside a strong Europe.

Damn, they’re coming out with new LEGO videos every day, and they keep getting better and better. Of course, they’re only effective because they contain a lot of truth about the Trump regime and its policies.

Bravo!😂

Aaaaa... The so called "Are you ready for Winter war 2026 edition" warning Polite Finn that will point out he still has his grandpa mauser with 45 kill notches well ready for another empire trying to see if they can secure enough body bags...

Also, in general, appointing a Finn to a flashpoint comes with ominous undertones of near and sudden violence. Finns are good at conveying such undertones. The second notification was Macron calling for a meeting chaired by France and UK in regards of the Strait of Hormuz. 9/12

We used to call him ’Jyrki Boy’ bc of his boyish looks. Don’t let that fool you tho - he’s experienced af. Rooting for you, Jyrki!

This thread makes me so happy ☺️ Orban is gone, RU and US got their teeth kicked in, Europe is strong!💪🇪🇺

This is Sadie. She was finally reunited with her human, astronaut Christina Koch, after her mom’s voyage around the moon took her the furthest any human has ever been from their dog. She can't wait to hear all about the universe. 14/10 (IG: astro_christina)

Today, Europe is Hungarian. We are stronger. More united. To the people of Hungary - you've done it again. You have spoken. You have chosen Europe. It's a victory for fundamental freedoms.

Prediction: Russian Shahed-136 drones will start violating Hungary's airspace now.

🔥💥 The combat losses of the enemy from February 24, 2022 to April 13, 2026.

EU houkuttelee uusia ja vanhoja kumppaneita www.hs.fi/paakirjoituk...

Hungary's blue wave . . .

Periodic reminder that the president has lost his fucking mind

I've a voicemail which is just 5 minutes of Orban crying about how sorry he is.

Magyar says he’s starting work with the EU and NATO immediately. “The EU doesn’t have to worry anymore.”

Magyar:

Orban called Magyar to congratulate Magyar - and admitted defeat to his supporters. It's over. Peter Magyar and his Tisza Party wins with such an overwhelming victory that he has two-thirds of the seats in the parliament and can undo Orban's autocratic legalism!

HU election update: 15% of the vote in -- Tisza projected at 125 seats and Fidesz at 65 . . . 133 gives Tisza the power to change the constitution.

Nyt on aika toimia. 👉 Liity kansalaisaloitteeseen Suomen digitaalisesta itsenäisyydestä ja vaadi, että kriittiset tietojärjestelmät pysyvät suomalaisten hallinnassa. 7/

Current status of the Strait of Hormuz dispute

Greetings! I come from Twitter - I got killed there.

And Howard have made the jump to Bsky. Give a follow and help him to grow fat.

If the Iran war sends the Saudi Arabian economy into a recession, sources believe its government would have to pare down to its most basic functions, such as funneling money to Jared Kushner.

Russian losses 💥

🔥🛢️Ukrainian Special Operations Forces carried out deep-strike drone attacks on two Lukoil offshore platforms in the Caspian Sea overnight on April 10. The strikes hit platforms at the Grayfer and Korchagin fields, nearly 1,000 km from the frontline.

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Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!

There are now signs that Russia is nearer to accepting a peace deal due to lack of battlefield progress and economical problems inside of Russia. I still think it is too early to celebrate obviously, I would even state that a lot remains before a peace deal is signed. Cautious optimism though.

Mark Rutte is an embarrassment. NATO needs leadership. Not a Trump worshipping sycophant.

Netanyahu: “The enriched uranium will come out of Iran either by agreement or by the resumption of fighting.”

It is definitely something that can be used. It should though be noted that the Hungarian people have been given a final chance to do the right thing. If they do not take it, they will effectively become Russians.

The UK's New Statesman magazine isn't pulling its punches in this week's edition. I expect many more magazines around the world will publish covers like this in the next few days.

He’s so stupid even my cat is rolling his eyes.

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Precisely. It’s about the soul of the nation: If your president doesn’t care about moral values, you either accept consequences, or remove him.

Escaping from reality.

A serious person for serious times.

America failure is always a high probability outcome due to arrogance and ignorance

Reggie has now learned to check for forgotten eggs in his basket at the end of his shift.

More questions reporters could ask. Mocking him is the goal: "Will Pam Bondi be your attorney at a war crimes trial?" "Will sending Iran back to the stone age insure you get a Nobel Peace Prize?" "Which branch will Barron sign up for?" "How was your Easter church service?"

I can attest to that every single word this former Russian officer states are true and accurate. If Russia would attack EU+, we would comfortably be able to crush them, forever. Also, the part about the state of the nuclear arms of Russia is also accurate.

The happiest country in the world for a reason 😂

“Holy cow! What’s gotten into our La-Z-Boy?”

Trump is completely unhinged now. And full of shit, as usual.