It was not actually an offer tailored for me 😆

I haven’t really seen a lot on the skyline about how marijuana is about to become illegal again in all 50 states (regardless of whether the state currently allows it). Have I been misreading the bill summary? It’s like Prohibition all over again

The difference in time between now and I can has cheezburger Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling

Brought my kids to work today.

These rhythm monitors have gotten so small! It’s amazing what that something so tiny can capture two weeks of continuous 1-lead ECG!

idk it just hit today, with the state of the world and all lol

Quite something random, or you’ll have an awful October!

So…how does one stave off a menty b when you can feel yourself barreling towards one?

Turns out that wishing on a falling star works if you’re a mammal about 65 million years ago…

What's your most annoying video game boss?

What's your most annoying video game boss?

They’re closing my favorite Dunkin’ for TEN DAYS to remodel!

Because the world is ending and I deserve happiness, I bought a Mac Studio and a year-long subscription to World of Warcraft. Time to see what I missed the last 7 years!

Happy Anniversary @benjimnn.bsky.social! 18 years together, and you still put up with all my incessant nagging to go on ANOTHER whale watch. Love you!

What movie do you consider “perfect”? 🎥

Magpie - Watercolour on paper. The scan and touch up, this painting gets the proper treatment! Available as a print at www.inprnt.com/gallery/fion... to whatever places inprnt ships to (not just the UK :P)

I have been feeling like what I do doesn’t matter as an instructional designer working for a school in the arts. I’m doing a talk to screenwriters tomorrow. How is screenwriting doing anything to help all this *gestures broadly*? Then I saw this mashup. Keep the faith. Art is power.

What’s your favorite cruising spot? I’ll go first:

A microscopic Tardigrade (water bear), walking across a glass slide. Extremely resilient, they can survive decades without food or water and can survive in direct exposure to space.

See you soon, Philadelphia!

So, Vin Diesel.

'Vacations.' The word is 'vacations.'

I know this is from a film account, but some of the most memorable roles actors do are in games. Case in point!

Powers restored!

My bébé is 10 today!

I saw someone genuinely irritated that Taylor Swift fans are having some moments of joy these last couple of days despite the horrors of the world, I want to reassure that person that when the Taylor Swift fans are done having their joy the horrors will still be there, don't worry, they can catch up

Slightly diminish a band: Counting Doves

RuPaul: and a horrific & terrible welcome to our guest judge SHOGGOTH! Shoggoth: p̷̨̢̮̭̫̬̖̊͋͐͝h̶̛̤͓̳̠́͐'̷̡̙̯̲̻͖̠̹̩͗͊͛͌̑ņ̸̢̖͚̱̜̰̖͚͋̓̌̃͐̚̚̚g̴͚͉̭̦̲̭͇̦͝ḷ̸̨͈̝̙̳̳̣̀̑̓̔u̷̙͙̤̙͓̅̄̆̈́ĩ̷̢̟̞̬̞͉̝̒́̄͝ ̵̳̰̮̭̌͋̓́͆̈̾̍ḿ̴̢͇͉̲̗̄̃̚͘g̸͔̍̄̈́̈́l̷̀̆̓͜w̷̡̢̻̯̱͕͍͓͙̓̿ͅ'̴̖̭͑͐̚͜͜n̷̲͑̃̿̓̍͑̋̉̋a̴̢̤̣̝͖͍̹̻͕͝f̴͈̼͔͔̩̼̣̂́͗̑̇̔́̌̈͝h̸̛̰͓̆͒̏̾͠ Rupaul: *laughs* Cthulhu ryleh that ass girl! we’re terrified to have you here! Shoggoth: w̸̹̃̾̓̒̎̒́g̷̱̦̅̐ă̵̢̨̮͕͍̦̈́̀h̷͓̹͚͙̭̲̓'̸̯̗̤͎̱̬̗̠̀̈̓̆́͒̈́̈́n̵̳̞̾̓͂͑́̎̚͘̚á̶͕̣͖̩̎̇̕g̶̹̫̰̭͕̦͆̈̾̇͆́̄͘̕l̸̛̠͖̠͙̃̓̀̑̿͠ ̸̨̛̞̤̖̝̘̱̲͍̙̔̔f̷͈̺͍̜̊̉͊͆̀͗̓͠͠ḣ̴̲̭̯͊͌͂́͝t̵̢̖̪̺̥̣͇̔͋̅͑͜a̴̩͔̳̟̲͙̻̥̮̮̓͂̏̈̀̚g̸̠͎̟̳͍̤͊̅̃̆͊̊̾̕͘͠n̵̨͕̳͓͓͛̐̾̒͗͐

Further I've been (in relation to where I live): N: Akureyri, Iceland E: Roma, Italia S: Rio de Janeiro, Brasíl W: Vancouver, Canada

Dermatologist: Your moles are benign. What I hear: You don’t have cancer, you’re just hideous. 🤣

I was nervous since I was sure I was going to be the Smiley Quokka. poomang.com/en/t/finally...

the first conspiracy.

Good morning. “There are more important things going on in the world right now” The most important thing, at all times, is trying to keep your sanity intact while experiencing a fuck ton of trauma. Don’t scold anyone, focus on you, do what you can

Post a random picture or everything will go bad in August.

Dressing really slutty* to go to Dunkin’ *wearing 6” shorts

What we need is to have AI that can be bribed! Instead of slipping it a $100 across the counter for them to "find" that upgrade, you can offer a new lake for it to boil or something. That's how we'll know that AI has successfully breached the Turing Test.

Look Out. 2026.

I shaved and look like Tim Cook now. Please respect my need for privacy at this difficult time.

Meanwhile this is how we actually play the Switch

What actor’s expression will stay with you forever?

I know that every day seems to bring a new kind of horror, so here are a bunch of seals lounging happily on a skerry in Grafarvogur.

Summer 2025

Still a bop after 50 years!

If you made JAWS today, you wouldn't even have to kill the shark, just have everyone get tired of avoiding the water after a year or two and start insisting that it's actually fine to have a shark hunt the beaches every summer because it's only killing those too weak or old to swim away.

“I’m an eleven, but continue.”

Jaws transcends its creature feature origins. It’s an incisive commentary on capitalism and American culture. It’s not just that Larry Vaughn is Amity’s cowardly mayor. A sign on his car, tucked in the background during one interchange, gives it all away: he’s also the village’s chief realtor.

"Over four months, LLM users consistently underperformed at neural, linguistic, and behavioral levels." arxiv.org/abs/2506.08872

This is who runs this account