I'm not being a contrarian. I'm just being correct. maxutmost.com/grand-theft-...

(I really, really want that wall of court room sketch art)

I mean come on, hang it in the Louvre.

fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know: help.hbomax.com/us/Feedback/ tbsnetwork.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/req...

sidebar: the idea of modding games is cool and all but like, folks fight for them like it's some kind of inalienable right and... the mod is just big tiddy n/pc's and the meme de jour crammed in for the lulz and i'm just like "these people have no taste and deserve no rights"

Top 4 in ring performers

Let's dial it back and take what he's saying at face value: the only positive you're offering is to "not kill" people then why the fuck would anybody want to rally behind you?

Fuckin yikes, man

Haven't had an emote matchup with randos in a while.

treason season already?

So exhausting..

had the urge to do this since the moment i saw this post! #pixelart

I feel naive just writing this, but a president threatening to withhold funding to a city unless it elects his preferred candidate for mayor seems like the sort of thing that shouldn't be legal.

I can't stress how much I just don't want to talk to anybody about anything today. I should've been a mime because then I could be quiet all the time and everybody would just be like "it's ok he's a mime."

One of Trump’s own former attorneys….

I thought “Riyadh comedy festival” was a bluesky joke like milf messenger or jd vance couch sex until like three days ago. You’re all very mean for making me think it wasn’t real. Imagine finding out milf messenger is real, the psychic damage that does

Bertrand Russell once received letters from Sir Oswald Mosley, the founder of the British Union of Fascists, inviting him to a debate. Russell not only declined but replied quite generally that “nothing fruitful or sincere could ever emerge from association between us.” @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social

Me everyday, once a day, since 2016.

This made me laugh extra hard today

repeating the phrase "full books" as I slam my head against my desk until I pass out

"I hold onto the thing that you want to buy from somebody who makes the thing and make money by just holding it" is the most non-contributing to society way to make money outside of just living off dividends it's no wonder they're spoiled assholes.

The richest people in your town that you have no idea why they're rich are the beverage distributors. The most spoiled kids I knew growing up in the most spoiled school districts were the distributor heirs.

In November, it'll have been a year since I first started The Way of Kings. I'm about 85% through it. (slow reader) I'm gonna go on record: it's pretty okay, even has some great parts + nice, non-handholdy world building. But if you're gonna be a 1000+ page book, please be better than okay.

OH HEY IT'S JUST ME THE GUY WHO LET ALL THESE PET LOSS VIDEOS ON TIKTOK TRAIN HIM TO INSTANTLY START TEARING UP WHEN HE HEARS THE FIRST FEW CHORDS OF ISAIAH SHEFFIELD'S "COWPOKE" MOVE ALONG DON'T LOOK AT ME SORRY I'M IN PUBLIC

"For Micah countertops?" No, they are for me.

okay NOW I have #MonsterHunterWilds FOMO. #Gogmazios

women don’t need pockets they need to reject the patriarchy

finally, someone puts it in *my* terms

Every morning I wake up and help my husband, the sexual matador, molt his carapice so that he is shiny and glistening and ready to start the day. Then we put on some Wagner while he eats three dozen baby birds and tells me about his plan to liquidate the untermenschen!

I moved my wired internet connected Switch to the living room to play Smash with my nephew and haven't moved it back to the bed room yet (where the router is). I can't quite put into words how ass #Splatoon3 feels over wifi.

I'm thinking about Jushin Liger again.

✨

being an adult means knowing you need to be a teenager with a free summer to actually "play" and "get into" BG3.

Return of the King #aew #wrestlesky #berserk

Neil Sedaka would never deny us this

Like to get my eye rolling exercises in every so often

Happy one year anniversary to this banger tweet that got so ridiculously blown out of proportion that it got us 70k wishlists in like a day

Say what you will about the bush administration at least when they took away our rights we got $5 footlongs

Haha penis

Amuro Rey Romano

"cuba doesn't have autism because they can't afford tylenol" is perhaps the funniest thing trump has ever said

People talk a lot about how GH was the seed that grew into the modern fascist, racist ruling class we have today, as it used many of the same strategic lies and rallying cries and MAGA, but what some miss is that GG and MAGA are both rooted in hating people because they have the "wrong preferences"

tom brady IS lestat IN "interview with the vampire"

It’s true.