a nation on edge holds its breath as the former host of celebrity apprentice huddles with his advisors, the wrestlemania ceo and the former co-host of fox & friends weekends

Anyway big shout out to Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand for finding 13 women she didn't think it was worth believing after all, and by "shout out" I mean "primary"

andrew cuomo, huh. didn't that guy used to be...governor? hm. wonder why he's not governor anymore. *votes for cuomo*

These people aren’t afraid Mamdani would be a bad mayor. We have a ridiculous, corrupt, incompetent mayor right now and the city is hanging in OK. They’re declaring all-out war because they’re afraid Mamdani (or Lander) might be a good mayor.

a candidate so bad that it takes two full pages of 'cuomo sexual deviant' search results before weezer gets a single mention

EXCLUSIVE: Rep. Claude Dunce of Georgia, 81, has endorsed Andrew Cuomo for Mayor of New York City. "That's the one guy's kid," Dunce tells me. "And as I recall he has been on television as well, previously. So I would encourage everyone there to fucking get over themselves and let him do whatever."

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This is a beautiful explication of precisely why Fuck All of This. tosiello.substack.com/p/is-our-chi...

up late blogging about the knicks!! tosiello.substack.com/p/knicksblog...

you go to tj maxx and they have all this sick quiksilver gear for $9.99 and it’s like dang they still make that? you look it up and it's a shell company that owns the likeness of marilyn monroe and also sports illustrated for some reason. you look that up and it's just blackrock

When Biden/Harris were sending billions in weapons and cash and giving Israel carte blanche to do as much slaughter as they wanted but frowning and pretending they were trying to stop it the whole time I used to think who the fuck does this work on? Millions of dog-brained liberal psychos turns out!

if the pee tape came out today as a real thing it would be maybe the eighth top story of the day and some guy in the atlantic with three first names would be writing something like “on the underrated joy of spattering one’s duvet”

Lol at this guy. For years, philosophers have posited the possibility of "a Republican MC Serch"....

I am finding myself unprepared, in a positive way, for the concept of Based Liberal Jumbo Elliott. Everything is on the table now. Bumping into Bart Oates at a DSA committee meeting. Prairie Populist Gary Reasons. All of it.

Kind of funny that a lot of this is happening because all these rich and powerful people are afraid to contradict a fey old dunce who watches TV for 19 hours every day. A fitting way to go out for the worst and wimpiest elite the US ever produced. "Can't read, didn't want to get yelled at."

linkedin post that's going to drive me insane all day: "so it is fine for private sector employees to be laid off, downsized, etc but federal employees cannot? something is very wrong with this scenario" like they are so, so close to getting it

I wonder if Instagram has any videos about whether Kobe worked hard

Pete Alonso got one. They embraced. "Bread friend," Alonso said. "Bread Pete." "That's right," Stanek said. "That's right, bud. Bread Pete." "Pete Pete," Alonso replied. "Pete Bread."

2019?!?! 2019!!!!!!!! my toothbrush is older than jd vance's "catholicism" (it's electric i change the heads)

on the one hand andrew cuomo is a murderer and a sex pest, one of the most ineffective, reactionary executives to assume state office in a century. on the other hand, he is my friend from the television

somehow this site is the most desolate of them all to me. ken tremendous and drew magary posting 20x/day like the last decade never happened. Krang T Nelson and Pixelated Boat playing all the hits. buddy i have tweets old enough to vote

Per executive order these terms must be removed from all government documents: •Bill Wennington •Ruben Boumtje-Boumtje •Robert Pack •Benoit Benjamin •Carlos Arroyo •Shavlik Randolph •Eric Montross •Calbert Cheaney

wrote a piece for my substack last week about the knicks, and how new york city + NBA fandom have gotten cheesy in spite of them. most of my writing, of late, appears on this site; you can subscribe for blogs direct to your inbox, if you're so inclined tosiello.substack.com/p/basketball...

i have the most left-wing horseshoe-theory take on congestion pricing. okay here goes. no one, rich or poor, should be forcibly stuffed into subway trains during an airborne pandemic. thank you

lfg

out on the road today, i saw a deadhead sticker on a cadillac

heard a song by the band phish on WFUV a few weeks ago. had actually never heard a song by that band. it was...fantastic? kinda floored

in 2009 I had a blockbuster facebook status. it snowed like a foot in connecticut and I posted “getting all kinds of size with my full-body shoveling workout." 200 likes. my buddy john replied “pretty sure that’s how rocky trained in russia.” boom 100 likes. pre-smartphones

has anyone considered donald trump is gaslighting america?

caught up with DJ Rude One to discuss his new album Upper Space, the long game, and collaborating beyond the studio: tosiello.substack.com/p/pen-pals-d...

one of my favorite nikki giovanni facts is that she was seung-hui cho's english professor at virginia tech, and was so disturbed by his short fiction that she alerted authorities, who of course did nothing. in other countries celebrated poets get to live in chateaus and stuff

"What if you look up from your 30s, wondering when your real life will finally begin, only to see this drab other life that had piled up around you, imprisoning you without you knowing it?"

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