All these streaming services raising their prices like we forgot how to sail the high seas

need an AI that calls your real granny, who misses you, why haven't you called her

In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police, who investigate crime, and the guy driving the killdozer, who crushes everything that gets in the way of the killdozer

healthcare ceos

a micro mobility hero 🫡

we need more data to determine if claim denial rate drops when health care ceos get merked

uno reverse colonization

blue sky "We do things a little differently around here." - blue sky Blue Sky "This is blue sky. Keep your fucking baby bullshit on fucking X or get Smoked like the rest of them." Blue Sky "You can show your penis here. But you must never fuck"

What the hell is a leetcode

thi planet of the apes (1968) #BestMovieQuotes classic taylor!

Eclipse!

yelling "show me the hole" at the apple event

viking funeral for all my lightning cables

this site is a game changer www.justtherecipe.com

the good boy knew, acab

“No fog of war, no technology tree” still makes me laugh

Lost my mind at the Napoleon trailer when he said his famous catchphrase

tfw you seek eternal life and accidentally transition instead

thinking about this video again today, so good. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKICKcMU3MU

Zuck and Grimes have the potential to do the funniest thing of all time

Meanwhile over at Twitter @koush.bsky.social https://twitter.com/koush/status/1675336131423133697

first a missing submarine, then a coup in Russia, the Biden regime will do anything to distract you from the real issues: Hunter Biden's laptop

they gonna put this woman in the Smithsonian as the exhibit for Mitochondrial Karen

There is a second Moms for Liberty Hitler quote https://www.mediamatters.org/moms-liberty/isnt-first-time-moms-liberty-has-quoted-hitler

quietly scrubbing "Provided software services for OceanGate tourist submarine" from the company website

Welcoming new users to Bluesky like

I know how to fix this country

As someone who identifies as neither left nor right, I believe the compromise solution is the next Republican president should pardon Trump, posthumously

My 5-year-old daughter got in trouble at school for calling the bully who wet himself "SpongeBob SquirtPants" and I've never been more proud in my life

Elon Musk is a free speech absolutist who is neither conventionally left nor right. One way we know this is that he's hosting the presidential campaign announcement of Ron DeSantis, a hard right Republican who does everything in his power to crush free speech.

IMO, a huge reason ChatGPT is compelling is because it's not (yet) loaded with ads. Google Search was an incredible tool, but now the initial page is mostly sponcon. I find myself using ChatGPT or appending "site:reddit" to searches instead. The product is coasting on collective muscle memory.

who's got a line to the orcas

been drafted into the pnw orca army fml