I'm going to recommend you listen to All Them Witches. Blacksnake Blues Voodoo Chile Real Hippies are Cowboys

In this time of shall we say turbulence this might be appropriate www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWpO...

Everyday you live a life so full of hope You remember everything you thought your life would be Well it's fallin' through the cracks of ancient history Tell you what I've heard The wheels are falling off, the wheels are falling off the world. Jamie Cullum " Wheels"

Went to the library today and hit the Jackpot. Free sandwich. Prime rib, provolone, outstanding bread, with au jus for kicks. Love your library, and Librarians.

How the fuck can Kennedy/trump justify cutting cancer research? Everyone has known someone who had ,has or died of cancer. In honor of Randy, Doug and my dad, a big fuck you to them !

Good afternoon. Release the complete unredacted Epstein files. I will always believe the victims. Have a nice day.

BEARS WIN!! AMERICA WINS!!!

I can turn a sure thing into humiliating failure lickety-split

Saw this today

Stands for FP1 at the Vegas GP were empty. I think it's more of a statement on the economy than anything. It's a very expensive outing to go to.

“We used to walk ten feet through shag carpeting to change the channel! And WE LIKED IT!!!” -boomers

So, if you attack the Capitol, kill cops and threaten people’s lives to overturn an election… you get a pardon. If you tell military members they can refuse illegal or unconstitutional orders, you get threatened with death. So… maybe it’s not really about the rule of law, but whose side you’re on?

A halfway-competent Democratic Party would be loudly advertising their Project 2027, a list of of everything to undo on day 1 of Democrats taking control of Congress, starting with tariffs.

Most of what I know about therapy comes from cartoons and The Sopranos

When you shoot your own puppy and become the head of HLS… 🫢

I will not be attending the F1 race in Las Vegas this weekend. No one bought me a ticket with a hotel room.

HEY, Caturday is Saturday not Thursday or any other day. Keep that in mind. A gentle reminder.

This year for Christmas, don't buy me a present. Donate the money to your local PBS or NPR. Thanks

Shopping golf clubs online Before I logged on, $20 off over $100. Logged on and it was $15 off over $100 and I got $50 off of club but the club has gone up $100 with a $50 discount. Watch you ass out there.

Our Walmart is hiring at $14 hr with 401k match. If you are making $14 hr, I doubt you will have enough to put in a 401k . How much did Management make last year at Walmart? I bet it was enough to share a little. Just my thoughts.

Breaking: An Epstein survivor just silenced press conference attendees when she delivered the following remarks: “Today we stand in a moment that will decide whether our government belongs to the American people, or to those who prey on them.”

Unless you’re a billionaire contributing to the Trump family’s power and wealth and you still think he cares about you… You might need an education.

Have you heard this shit the house speaker is spewing now?

A neighbor just accused my dog of chasing a kid on a bike. Which is impossible because my dog can’t ride a bike.

“Short bursts indicate an ICE sighting. Long whistles indicate agents making arrests. If you hear the whistle and you’re undocumented, said [Whitney Hu, a community activist and organizer with South Brooklyn Mutual Aid], ‘you hide. And if you’re somebody who’s not, you go to the street.’”

We could spend years demanding a list be released, or we could just believe women…

I'll say one thing about MTG: JAN 6TH

Grocery prices are so high, I’m looking for Extra Slutty Olive Oil.

Thanks to @julesk.me for the tip on the red bag chicken. We will buy it again.

Bears win again! What's going on?

As we get stupider, socks won’t just be marked R and L but also FOOT

i just read something about grief from C.S. Lewis and his book, “A Grief Observed” basically, when someone you love dies, it isn’t just them that you miss, but the parts of yourself that person brought out of you that can never be brought out again. i feel that with my dad.

I actually like bed head Or anywhere else I can get it

If you ever want to see a band hit their groove, watch Santana at the original Woodstock. Not many had heard them.

GOP - the party of Invertebrate. Such lumps of jellyfish

It wasn't Clinton was it? Was Don there?

I stand in solidarity with the Starbucks workers on strike. When a corporation can pay $96 million to its CEO for just four months of work, it can afford to pay its workers a living wage and decent benefits.

In a gun-obsessed society, everything is a trigger.

I don't see the point in owning a professional sports franchise & being cheap…if u don't have the $$$ to constantly spend on the team then don't be an owner

I just took a laxative and then some nitrous oxide. It was for shits and giggles.

Real Men Read Mad.

I’m fucktose intolerant

I will even campaign for them!

Anyone notice the irony of Trump trying to cut SNAP benefits for those who have too little while fighting to lower the cost of prescription weight-loss drugs for those who have too much?

Removing a monument honoring Black US soldiers has nothing to do with DEI. It’s erasure of history and it’s straight-up racism.

Remember calories don’t count if you’re eating it over the sink and crying

What makes people that are home all of the time start watching hate TV news. How do they decide to watch only one channel? What influenced them ? Was the hate repressed all of that time,? I don't get it.

Brb…have to get the box for tonight’s dinner out of the recycle bin because I forgot some of the heating instructions.