Equating the genre of books a person reads with intelligence makes me think that you really need some smut in your life.

My #1 turn-on is SO embarrassing, and idk why. It's such a normal thing 😭 But hearing or saying "I love you" with a partner in bed is, like, SO hot. "I love you so much" is otherworldly. Like "haha this loser loves his partner lmao" rings in my head. Toxic masculinity is a fucken endless poison.

Actually, his name is Kyle Kyle Kyle.

Almighty Nothing, Thank you for this bounty of whatever our economic overlords have seen fit to place upon our table or center console or whatever today. We are grateful that each mouthful has brought shareholder value to someone, and look forward to shitting it into the void. Eat arbys, amen.

You know the people in the White House I do actually feel genuine empathy and respect for? The custodial staff that has to de-fart-smell the Oval Office every day.

day twenty-seven - sheath play but not zebs, hehehe #kalluzeb #nsfwart

Hunter Badbatch with some other things out as well

Carrie Fisher was the blueprint. Protect your people. Call out the predators. #RESIST

If 2025 was a bird:

This red shouldered hawk let me take several close snaps. A lot of birds have of late. I don’t know why. Do they sense my existential despair over our threadbare democracy? Probably not. But I am grateful for every little gift, such as this hawk, that temporarily stops my compulsion to doom scroll.

Yeah, he is my president which means Constitutionally speaking he’s my employee and I get to tell him being a bully pedophile can get him fired.

Frog hid behind the rock. He say the thing coming. It was big and brown. It was covered with sticks and leaves. It had two horns.

What’s insane to me is that the rest of the press on that plane didn’t scream, “Fuck off” in Trump’s face when he called their colleague “Piggy.” Do none of them have a spine or sense of American history? That pedophile works for us. For them. It’s their right and duty to tell him to eat shit.

the orange leaves of the common serviceberry, theyre very nice but also theyve mostly fallen off since last week. they just get perfect and immediately disappear. its not fair to me, the consumer (of nature)

How much could we raise for charity if we charge $5 to fart in Stephen Miller’s mouth?

MTG vs Trump and on the undercard is Diarrhea vs Cancer

youtu.be/TH-5HYAxftM?.... 2.16 in ads stop

2AM thoughts. 🐟💭 #art #oc #comics

Ferris Gooner's Day Off

Neurodivergence is being mocked your whole life for being "weird" because you're different, then after years of social trauma finally learning to embrace your differences only to be told "everyone is like that, you're not special" 😒🤦‍♀️

Clone Fuckers: The people who turn Clone Troopers into Blown Troopers

Hey, sweetheart. Wanna join me in the Bed Batch? 👉👉

10/10 take. No notes.

You mean aside from feeding into the confirmation bias of mediocre white men?

I don't have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free. —George Carlin

Apparently the internet has figured out that the new Oval Office signage and gilding is at base a literal meme template

“He jumped fifty times. ‘I am getting hungrier,’ said the Dark Frog. He jumped ninety times. ‘I am very hungry now!’ said the Dark Frog.”

A little doodle for @wrenkenstein.bsky.social of the lovely Juno Caheere waiting for the shower to free up!

I haven't shared a drawing in a while, here's a Malaysian Katydid (Ancylecha fenestrata).

I agree, but I did find this at a big box store recently, and now it's hanging on my wall, along with local artists' work, too.

I feel like America is the way it is because not enough white men got punched in the face when they deserved it.

Kahtzi, showing off her strap. Guess her favorite color. #oc #ocart #starwars #theelin

day twenty-one - strength kink kal didnt think zeb could hold him and zeb took that as a challenge. kal doesn't mind so much about being proven wrong #kalluzeb #nsfwart

kalluzebtober day twenty - sensory deprivation #kalluzeb #nsfwart

PC Lloyd Didcot, 51, explained: “We were first alerted to the possibility of foul play by the neighbour reporting a unusual smell. When we searched the property, we found the remnants of a sourdough starter from March 2020.”

He wants his dessert too now 😏❤️🫶 (My OCs) #starwars #nsfw

This should be the White House Christmas card this year.

To anyone who might need to hear this right now: Remember that even if only ONE person enjoys the content that you create—YOU ARE SUCCESSFUL. Don't get lost in the numbers. Just create what makes you happy. Someone out there is going to LOVE what you make! And a little is a lot if it's enough.

When your husband tastes so good and you can‘t wait til you‘re alone 🥴❤️🍤 (My OCs) #starwars #nsfw

Don’t be a Dick-Tator

I’ve seen just one counter-protester at No Kings San Diego. He’s got a Trump 2024 flag and this guy has been following him around for probably an hour playing Benny Hill and circus music.

Just in time for the No Kings protest… “Putin’s Glory Hole” sculptures are popping up all over DC, courtesy of a mystery artist. They’re bolted down, so good luck taking them down. Support the arts.

Turio and Cade having a good time 😏 Arttrade for @psyorix.bsky.social & @lilithjc.bsky.social #starwars #nsfw