Charles, I’m coming to the cottagecore.

the united states thanks you for your service

Kali has *got* to be wondering how she ended up on the short list of people Will Byers needed to come out to along with his mother, brother, and best friend. #StrangerThings

Make twinks whatever this is again. #MartySupreme

Netflix has a movie that’s Mrs Doubtfire but it’s a lady disguising herself as Santa to get a job at a ski resort to use her employee discount on ski lessons for her daughter. #mysecretsanta

this is the ideal gay couple. you may not like it, but this is what peak faggotry looks like.

That tracks.

Exhibit A:

I’m not sure I trust this.

Ever experience a phenomenon and then feel deep relief when you hear it identified and you know it’s not just you?

When Madame Morrible makes an appointment on the phone or checks in at a host stand do we think she explains it’s “like horrible with an M?”

As a bald man with blue glasses and an art history degree I have no idea what you’re talking about.

Jeff Probst popping out of the bushes to beg viewers to apply to survivor is camp. #survivor49

Now Watching ‘Oz: The Musical’ by which I mean "Kiss of the Spider Woman.”

getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning

Watching The Two Towers in the year 2025... it's insane that Éowyn, Arwen and Erewhon are three different words.

Is the whole reheating nachos thing because they don’t reheat well? I don’t think it would ever occur to me to try to reheat nachos.

Plumbus (Series, 2025 - )

“Did your mom give you any advice for working with Quentin?” “Keep your shoes on.” -Amy Poehler & Maya Hawke

David Harbour and Millie Bobby Brown in Stranger Things 5.

Can someone have ChatGPT make a clip from Gilmore girls where Anna Nardini explodes?

"An Astor Place trim and she thinks she's Joan of Arc..." Something, something... "Slut of Washington Square Park..."

Bugonia (2025)

I was so sad when they weren’t able to enjoy this delicious lunch

“One to see Bugonia,” he said baldly.

I never imagined I’d grow up to be someone who says “Oh good lord” under my breath to no one several times a day. But here we are.

Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman or Baywatch Nights. Sharon was a tastemaker.

PAUL HOLLYWOOD: it will be important for bakers to bake this correctly. the key to this challenge will be not fucking up some aspect central to the baking process and also baking PRUE: quite right. I imagine some bakers will be tempted to fucking ruin these. they'd do well to not fuck it up instead

You can’t reboot The Leftovers without Carrie Coon.

Megadoc has lead me to fall down a youtube rabbit hole of analysis of Megalopolis. I fear I'm going to end up watching it and finding it inscrutable again tonight.

“Carr, fully aware of Trump’s stated desire that Kimmel should be the ‘next’ network late-night host to lose his show, grabbed on to the tiniest thread of grievance and spun it into a direct assault on Kimmel, ABC and the First Amendment.” Yes. Thank you for saying this. Yes.

After years of complaining about cancel culture, the current administration has taken it to a new and dangerous level by routinely threatening regulatory action against media companies unless they muzzle or fire reporters and commentators it doesn’t like.

I think we *all* know Waluigi is pan but he only dates Dakimakura.

If I ever have a son it will be hard to resist the urge to give him the first name: Dean, middle name: Pelton.

Be the wifi password you want to see in the world. #manifesting

“but my son loves women” “ma’am your son loves a cunty bodysuit”

And he's so tall! 😍 #GBBO

Time is a flat circle.

Now watching the 'And Just LIke That' series finale. Holding out hope they use A.I. to give Magda's ghost a cameo.

Trick or Dean!

If you need me I'll be dissociating, thinking about the way Michelle Trachtenberg pronounces the work "monk" on Buffy the Vampire Slayer until I reach enlightenment.

I’m saving $4 by not renting Margin Call but instead streaming it with ads on Plex. The downside… the difference in volume between the movie (the quietest program I’ve ever heard) and these commercials (designed to shatter the human nervous system) is crazy.

I want to take up jogging but only if I can run in the style of the kids from Weapons.

Big Brother is Art. Stupid, infuriating art. ❤️

It’s just Bev, Liz. My mother died while naming me.

Oh no am I going to have to watch this movie?

I wish Rachel could've stayed in the hallway and bullied more houseguests into reluctantly voting to evict Kelley.

I’m pretty sure Carrie is the one who writes. Miranda’s a lawyer. Charlotte’s an art dealer and Samantha’s a whore.

Jack Berger bettter show up for this series finale.