The piss tank on the ISS is now 42% full.

this is what donald trump took from you

he's a 7 but he's a bluesky 9

rise and shine, mr freeman

me too, ford explorer. me too

bsky: "we're going to use the power of our wallet to convince disney to resist fascism!" bsky after it actually works: "fuck disney! keep punishing them! there is no appeasing us!"

how your email finds me (i am the only human alive who can fix your six figure problem before it becomes a seven figure problem)

kim jong un's fit by the morning star-4 strategic uav @dieworkwear.bsky.social

i don't even live there, nor do i really like mamdani, but i am so tired of this crap from the NY state party. this guy should be ousted immediately

My family escaped Ukraine from the pogroms and were lucky enough to escape to the US. They took my family in — we had nothing and offered nothing, but a desire to get ahead and be free while being safe. This is a country of immigrants, and we should be honoring that history.

it goes without saying,

pour one out for everyone with evangelical family on facebook

[professor of hip hop studies voice] you know who else had an ego-fueled beef with a competing rising star that escalated to gang violence and tragedy?

public service palate cleanser

this is the newest saint of healing, no cap

why is this all happening? wrong answers only

second-hand cringe overdose. i may not make it through the night

you should know that walking around with two shepherds perpetually in tow would make you feel like landed gentry. however it would not fix your tripping over things problems. or your drool on the floor problems

return the slaaaaab

the bluesky experience

i bet they won't check the new ballroom for walled-in harkonnen agents. not even thufir hawat was that good

🚨 MAJOR BREAKING Democrat Catelin Drey FLIPS Iowa SD-1 — a district Trump won by 11.5 points in 2024 — defeating Republican Christopher Prosch in a landslide special election and breaking the GOP supermajority.

No new pictures, where are you mentally?

me and my wife shopping at literally any store

not all treasure is silver and gold, mate

"computer, open incognito mode" "of course, sir. now showing bing results for 'open incognito mode'"

Increase a band: Florence & The Machine God

We'll find the German battleship that's makin' such a fuss We gotta sink the Bismarck 'cause the world depends on us Yeah, hit the decks a runnin' boys and spin those guns around When we find the Bismarck we gotta cut her down

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

How I prepare for Friday #FilmSky

i cannot recommend enough the squeeze bottle delivery mechanism for salsa and guac. game changer

i somehow never get fed this content unless it's someone On Here mocking them. my first row of youtube recs looks like this

the trump vision of global order is fundamentally neo-feudal. capitalism barely figures here hegemon.substack.com/p/geopolitic...

top sex offender: forgiven stock market: tumbling economic analysts: fired nuclear submarines: in position these friday news dumps are getting out of hand

this has been stuck in my head for days with minimal negative side effects

the most intense grover i've ever seen

my 6 year old suspiciously went quiet, walked to his room, and closed the door. came out a few minutes later in new pants, immediately pointing at everyone and decrying them as "sus." after intense interrogation, he admitted to lazy wiping and a coverup. he's never been so presidential

this mineral is called Thomsonite and it just crystalizes like this sometimes ok

i'm the kind of tooth fairy that keeps your teeth in a ziploc bag under the insane delusion that you will appreciate it when you get custody of your baby box

little known fact, hulk hogan is in epstein's contact list. it's alphabetized, so you can find him right after glonzo

accidentally wasted my morning arguing with xenophobes on the internet

Chris Murphy is one of the best fighters we have right now

ha ha ha this still works swearsky.bagpuss.org

running for governor solely on the platform of using the seal as an actual wax seal on all state communications

pour one out for google chrome. it was great until it was fine, and it was fine until they irreparably disabled half of my extensions

perpetual stew but it's the cup i keep pouring various energy drinks into

gm