bsky users coming back after scrolling twitter for ten minutes

i got suspended for a week for making a power point presentation in typing class with the idiots next to me, about things like big boobs, condoms -- forbidden knowledge to 12 year olds. then one hit ctrl+p. straight to printer. because no frontal lobe. ya allah it must have been 72 pages

re:your "Ace Ventura goes to Epstein Island" script—we like the concept. We th ink its very good. But it borrows too many jokes from AV1 & 2

croissants are under-proliferated in the non-breakfast sandwich space

finally started knight of the seven kingdoms. it's so fucking good

watching twinks beautifully skate to somber elegy and thinking about america like

3/ “I have never been separated from my siblings and its honestly sad because they are little and they need their mom and sister.” From 14-year-old Ariana V.V, whose U.S.-citizen siblings are 2 and 5 years old. Detained for 45+ days

Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics

incredible things are always happening in the 3D printing space

forest gump would win this argument and it would change isaac newton's life

thanks for the heads up, king

They just announced that he was a white US citizen

"We talk as if there is a major rise of authoritarianism in the world. I don't see it like this. I believe the problem is that the border between democracy and authoritarianism is the least protected border in the world." -- Ivan Krastev on @weeklyshowpodcast.bsky.social

used to do this LAN party prank when someone went to the bathroom. you take a screenshot of their desktop and set it as the background, delete all of their icons (to recycle bin), then move the taskbar to the top and set it to auto-hide. you can get creative if they have photoshop

Terrorizing families (From @thejfreakinc.bsky.social )

1/21/2026 - Minneapolis Federal agents abduct two teenagers (15 & 16) from a doctor's appointment At one point, it appears an agent tases one of the children

I spent the morning at the San Antonio immigration court. It’s out of control. Crawling with ICE - arresting legal immigrants showing up for court appearances. I asked one officer who they are prioritizing. His answer: everyone. I need to share with you what I saw.

This post isn't about Star Wars

🚨big spoilers warning⚠️ for the new running man movie, but it ends with him doing a january 6th and killing the ceo of capitalism

we found someone locally whose pronouns are listed as "fuck / nazis" in desperate need of 120dB whistles. my ears haven't hurt this bad since my last rave

"vanilla ice's real name is robert van winkle" no one will ever believe you in all lowercase

This is the flag of the Sons of Liberty in 1765, who led street-level resistance against the tyranny of King George. You may recognize it as the basis for our stars and stripes. They were not the opposition party! The opposition party often decried their tactics as excessive and regrettable! 🧵

This dude rules

getting home from work and replacing my sweater with a wool poncho, because i learned a thing or two from Mr Rogers

the north remembers

my 9yo heard my wife and i listening to people chant "fuck ICE", so we gave her a high level overview, and her first response was "they should just end ICE." i told her that was the moderate position

if you think anyone in your life is a sleeper agent, now would be a good time to brute force activation phrases

found out the "ocarina" was invented by an italian, and now i can't say it without an outrageous accent and accompanying words like "spicy meatball" and "that's anti-italian discrimination"

*posing my action figures* "we are now a middle-finger family"

my wife 3d printing: organizers, pencil boxes, cord winders me 3d printing:

somewhere out there, right now, is a super rich family paying some dude to provide a "pretend to be santa so we can catch you delivering presents" service

the hazards of parenting include your kids getting a hold of the remote and convincing every content delivery algorithm that you love minecraft streamers and diy slime asmr

Correct liberal response during the "refugee crisis" was obvs to address problems via federal resources -- but also to make a big "ra ra america" show of it, like a good civil lib version of what Trump is doing for fascism. It would've 𝑐𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑎 𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑚𝑖𝑠𝑠𝑖𝑜𝑛 𝑠𝑡𝑟𝑢𝑐𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒 to be pro-immigration

i'm not sure i want to know who's glazing nick fuentes

mfw potus forgets to announce the airstrikes

stephen miller watching the speech, praying that the president doesn't forget to announce the war

i've never seen the hit 1968 mystery series columbo

had to kill a big spider next to my daughter's bed

if la isla bonita isn't in your top 5 then you should just block me now

heartbreaking: leftover turkey in the fridge goes bad by monday

today i am thankful for pabst blue ribbon

Me preparing my political takes for thanksgiving dinner:

ads play during my tv screensaver: omfg no. just no. i will never buy this brand of tv again roku city scrolls past billboard ads: i wonder if there are little roku people. i bet there are. i bet these billboards help them plan their roku weekend

h.g. wells, confirmed bsky user

they're calling it sloppygate