today i am thankful for pabst blue ribbon

Me preparing my political takes for thanksgiving dinner:

ads play during my tv screensaver: omfg no. just no. i will never buy this brand of tv again roku city scrolls past billboard ads: i wonder if there are little roku people. i bet there are. i bet these billboards help them plan their roku weekend

h.g. wells, confirmed bsky user

they're calling it sloppygate

hillary spoke coldly, staring deeply into his eyes, "so did he suck it or what"

makes me wonder if massie had an affair that trump was controlling him with

how it feels being a straight man on here

you're allowed to eat one dum dum per 40 pounds of body weight in a single sitting. it's science

giving ufc fans the noble savage treatment "i just think it's beautiful how you all can connect with something so primal"

this kitkat was made entirely of chocolate. extremely disorienting

thinking about the implications of 1 Mamdani per 500,000 humans. we need to run the numbers. it's all there, in the math. we can find them. we need to find them

as a blackened orange man,

#startrek '[Herb] Wright recalled early discussions with Roddenberry first season regarding the development of the Ferengi. Wright noted it was Roddenberry's intention to endow the Ferengi with an unnaturally long sexual organ. "He wanted to put a gigantic codpiece on the Ferengi," said Wright.'

they're so mean to me. i'm building them the best ballroom of all time, and they don't even care

welcome to bluesk-

i only wish that i had a junta to vote for

we had neolibs, then neonazis, then neocons, then neolibs again, and now we have neonazis again. some even say there is a neocentrism. but socs refuse to go neo. only dem

scenes from the mar-a-lago massage rooms

gm

I thought you knew how to be patient

remember the secret of steel, liberal

bigger than last time. the mood was funner, in a way, but the signs were more hostile and direct -- less "let's do the right thing" and more "fuck that guy in particular." got a lot of signatures for the Reproductive Freedom ballot initiative too

this was my fit today (not me, i am more handsome) and you should know that shawl neck sweaters lowkey make you feel like a landsraad noble in fealty to the padishah emperor

Unbelievable. Outside the Portland ICE facility, a man and a woman were standing and talking to a pair of cops with shields when one of them draws his pepper spray and unloads it into her face. She was still crying out in pain several minutes later and had to be taken away to get medical attention.

No Kings, No Kings, No Kings

BIG BAAAAALLS

Charlie Kirk memorial in Boise yesterday / Boise No Kings protest in July

so they're all nazis with lead poisoning

consumer reports is our strongest soldier in the fight against lead poisoning

raytheon made the first commercial microwaves in 1947. they repurposed radar manufacturing infra that was no longer needed after WW2. atompunk ass time period

we eat breakfast for dinner we eat blt for second dinner

my halloween costume / color revolution fit arrived and i must say that i am very intimidating in a pikachu onesie

devastating: my 9yo daughter said i was wearing girl jeans because they are "baggy"

a proper deep state would already have cnn blaming that factory explosion on russian saboteurs

there's a parallel world where trump is actively leveraging his control over bernie's version of M4A, after having let DOGE run a vigorous audit of everyone's medical expenditures and covered benefits

me every time i see (or smell!) anyone smoking, even though it's been seven fucking years since i last touched a cigarette

the end of the work day is nigh

i really thought there was gonna be some cool-ass jack-o-lanterns under there

gave my kids "the talk" about thermonuclear weapons testing on bikini atoll. my wife explained virginity the other day so i guess that about makes us even

trump has a vision for the dept of war

sometimes i browse r/conspiracy just to see how the median voter is processing information

The piss tank on the ISS is now 42% full.

this is what donald trump took from you

he's a 7 but he's a bluesky 9

rise and shine, mr freeman