Israel needs to follow Germany's apology tour and Japan's blueprint for a rebrand after that fuck and all who follow him are gone

Existential crises aside...it is my birthday. #31

My little cousins I watched become conscious have friends, opinions, and lives now. It's surreal af.

Maybe it's neurodivergence but I love suits and sets. Just gotta think about shoes (and a shirt and tie combo for a suit) and I'm good lol

A statue of Donald Trump & Jeffrey Epstein has been placed outside the White House in honor of Friendship Month

Humiliating and mocking fascists is the second best thing you can do to them.

Okay Henry, your turn

Ok Mark 🙂‍↕️ keep it up

These niggas...

Mickey was on Bob Iger neck, I know it 😭😭😭

I wish yall would tell each other how to actually get what yall want and keep it instead of guiding each other how to die unsatisfied with everything and alone. But hey yall keep listening to these faceless accounts if you want to lol 🤷🏽‍♂️

30 minute lunches are awful.

If I knew Jesus was coming tomorrow, there's a whole lot of crashing I'd do 😂

Why mfs call customer service yapping about everything but wtf they need help with...

A lot of my problem with books niggas recommend when they tell you to read is...they're not saying anything I haven't already concluded in my lived experience lol. I don't wanna pay $20 for someone to lay out how bad racism is. Bitch, I know 😂

The Force Awakens (2015) The Last Jedi (2017) The Rise of Skywalker (2019)

Our elders are their funniest and most dangerous when they get to the age where they say "Fuck it, imma tell it." Like they have the wisdom the years have brought and the impulse control and filter of a child 😂

Dropped another 40 bomb on these niggas

Mark Andrews a fucking gain 😭

This will be in every barbershop in America

Won’t lie…Max talking boxing reminds me of the passion NBA analysts need when sincerely discussing the league.

He deserves that shit

Was supposed to hit the book festival but...my couch is very nice and my own book won't write itself 😂

PLEASE, can we get BACK to the NIGGA SHIT?! You know, Nigga Shit, the shit that us niggas truly fuck wit. Also, don't deep dive these words guys, cause Nigga Shit could be absolutely anything

Letting me around books when I have money is dangerous 😂

Watch The Party Die...idk what Kenny was on in 2024 but that nigga must've been holding a crystal ball or been blessed with the gift of foresight cuz that shit unraveling in real time 😭

"We've got to pay for grapes?! Apples?! Oooh you'll burn in Hell when I'm through with you"

Lmao surprise, surprise, another young white male shooter.

How a nigga feel hopping in yall business, my bag yo 😂😭

Thanks for letting me drive your Temerario to the function big dawg 💪🏾

The Japanese parent company of 7-Eleven is betting billions of dollars that it can expand its business in the United States by making its convenience stores more like the food meccas they are in Japan. | via @nytimes.com

I'd never listened to the nier soundtracks until I started writing this book and lemme tell you 😮‍💨🥹

The amount of posts from niggas I follow talmbout RIP Charlie Kirk unironically...I just about went nuclear on IG 😭

Death took Hulk Hogan and was like

...can I trouble you for a couple more names, please? I know you take em in threes 😭😭😭

I think younger me was definitely an INTJ, enneagram 8 😂

Jey on burn the block time. I'm wit it lol

Last night made clear that the only team that can beat the Ravens is the Ravens.

I wanna put my head through a fucking door 😭😭😭 wtf yo

Please don't blow me...

Ravens pls, it’s only game 1.

I do not wanna be on the other side of the ball when they hand off to Henry 💀

Wipe your mouth Collinsworth

STAND STRONG! 😭😭😭

Nigga...I was ready to go to sleep...

Lmao they trying everything to keep the Bills in this game

What the fuck?

Imagine having to chase down Lamar 30-40 yards. Not a full 30 seconds later you gotta try and chase down Derrick Henry.