Lawyers really take the fun out of everything. A: Even Santa comes with a Clause. #ProfessionalHumor #OfficeLaughs #JokeOfTheDay #LawyerHumor #LegalJokes

I do not think this is a useful application of ChatGPT, to be honest.

Representing Lisa Cook is the *fourth* time that elite conservative lawyer Paul Clement has stood up to Trump in 2025. Earlier: —rep’d WilmerHale against Trump’s unconstitutional EO —rep’d Wisconsin judge arrested by ICE —hired by Judge Dale Ho to submit brief re DOJ’s dirty deal with Eric Adams

OMG game changer! I just discovered the "citations" section of Westlaw's preferences. No more parallel citations to L.Ed and S.Ct.! You can also specify italics instead of underlining and add quotation marks before and after selected text you want to quote.

If there is one brief that will spook John Roberts, Brett Kavanaugh, and Amy Coney Barrett from doing something that will disrupt the economy and their stock portfolios, it is this one. (The Supreme Court doesn't deal in law much these days, so arguments about real-world consequences can help.)

Imagine if the Prenda Law attorneys used debt collection laws instead of copyright laws to file bogus lawsuits. This dispute would be the result. Appellate court not surprisingly affirms the sanctions. Handwritten letters written by law firm attached to the opinion.

The wristband can reveal intentions to communicate, mental states tied to subtle movements, or potential medical conditions. At the moment, there are no specialized neural privacy laws at the federal level in the US or in the EU.

The collection and use of neural data is the equivalent of Facebook collecting information on browsing to "serve" you with "better" ads. Neural data is the next frontier of liberties that needs to be protected from big business and government.

Yesterday, @wsj.com moved to dismiss on 3 seemingly iron-clad grounds: The article was (1) true; (2) not defamatory; & (3) lacks any whiff of “actual malice.” It’s true in that it only describes a note “bearing Trump’s name” & includes his denials in the subhead & in three ¶s of text. /2

Forbes interviews Jeff Lewis about Jimmy Kimmel's suspension and the First Amendment Watch here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIOL... Avoid Court If You Can, Win If You Can't www.jefflewislaw.com/ #law #firstamendment #freespeech #JeffLewisLawAPC #AntiSLAPP

Shadow docket strikes again!!

🚨 Jimmy Kimmel is back on the air starting tomorrow night! I will now reinstate my Disney subscription. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/22/b...

Today's emergency applications are tomorrow's shadow docket orders....

Federal judge dismisses President Trump's defamation lawsuit against NY Times, for now, for being too wordy. From the order: "a complaint remains an improper and impermissible place for the tedious and burdensome aggregation of prospective assets.bwbx.io/documents/us...

Q: What does a lawyer order to drink? A: Just-ice. #ProfessionalHumor #OfficeLaughs #JokeOfTheDay #LawyerHumor #LegalJokes

Jeff Lewis weighs in on employees fired for posting about Charlie Kirk on social media. Avoid Court if You Can, Win if You Can't! www.jefflewislaw.com/ #law #firstamendment #freespeech #JeffLewisLawAPC #AntiSLAPP

Q: Why did the elephant lawyer lose their case? A: Because his argument was irrele-phant. #ProfessionalHumor #OfficeLaughs #JokeOfTheDay #LawyerHumor #LegalJokes

We need some memes showing SCOTUS Corrupter John Roberts with devil horns. He will go down in history as an evil destroyer of a pretty good country, in my opinion.

Q: Why don't attorneys go to the beach? A: Because even the sand can't escape their jurisdiction! #ProfessionalHumor #OfficeLaughs #JokeOfTheDay #LawyerHumor #LegalJokes

BREAKING: A federal judge reverses the Trump administration's cut of billions of dollars to Harvard University.

Everyone cites Flatley v. Mauro to dodge application of California's anti-SLAPP law. Courts rarely find the Flatley case applies. The “criminal conduct” exemption is real—but it’s a unicorn. 🦄 I break it down in my new LinkedIn article: www.linkedin.com/pulse/rarely... #California #AntiSLAPP #Law

#BREAKING: Judge Breyer has held that the Trump admin. *violated* the Posse Comitatus Act in its military deployments in and around Los Angeles, and has enjoined further use of those troops for law enforcement tasks. The order is stayed through 12 PDT on 9/12: georgetown.app.box.com/file/1973361...

Good for Illinois. Strong anti-SLAPPs laws are what gives the First Amendment its teeth. What good is the right of free speech if it takes years of litigation and hundreds of thousands of dollars to get a defendant out of a case?

Q: Why don't attorneys go skydiving? A: Because it's always too much of a liability! #ProfessionalHumor #OfficeLaughs #JokeOfTheDay #LawyerHumor #LegalJokes

Jeff Lewis interviewed by Forbes about Potential Supreme Court Challenge to Same Sex Marriage  Watch here: youtu.be/GN8qRykUe4w #Law #SCOTUS #SameSexMarriage

Q: What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? A: A father-in-law. #ProfessionalHumor #OfficeLaughs #JokeOfTheDay #LawyerHumor #LegalJokes

Q: Why did the lawyer bring a ladder to court? A: Because they heard the case was about a high crime! #ProfessionalHumor #OfficeLaughs #JokeOfTheDay #LawyerHumor #LegalJokes

Q: How does an attorney sleep? A: First, they lie on one side, then they lie on the other side! #ProfessionalHumor #OfficeLaughs #JokeOfTheDay #LawyerHumor #LegalJokes

Jeff Lewis Interviewed on Bloomberg Legal News about Trump's Defamation Lawsuit Against the WSJ. Watch here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhQa... #defamation #SLAPP #law

Great write up by a judge on a lawyer citing fake cases.

Earthquake 2.1 ML: 5 km WSW of Rancho Palos Verdes, CA - North Pacific Ocean Detail: earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/... #earthquakes #quakes #eqs #quake #eq #earthquake #terremoto #terremotos

Q: What do you call a lawyer who doesn't chase ambulances? A: Retired. #ProfessionalHumor #OfficeLaughs #JokeOfTheDay #LawyerHumor #LegalJokes

Q: Why did the judge wear a wig? A: To cover up his bald verdict. #ProfessionalHumor #OfficeLaughs #JokeOfTheDay #LawyerHumor #LegalJokes

There's a certain CEO of a software company that today is so very relieved about the breaking news WSJ story today about Epstein and Trump. #jumbotroncheaters #caughtatcoldplay #lookatthatstoryoverthere

If you’d told me a decade ago that the NYT and WaPo would roll over for a Republican president going full fascist while the Murdoch-owned Wall Street Journal went on the attack — and that Bill Kristol was pressing the attack harder than Nancy Pelosi — well, I’d have had you committed.

Shadow Docket!

In Cambridge, Ohio attorneys have filed what may be the state’s first anti-SLAPP motion. The newly established legal procedure gives defendants a tool to dismiss frivolous lawsuits filed suppress their protected speech ohiocapitaljournal.com/2025/07/08/d...

Trial courts can’t override MSJ statute. In CFP BDA, LLC v. Superior Court, the 4th DCA said: if your MSJ is timely under § 437c, local rules can’t kill it. Period. Court tried. Writ granted. 📄 www4.courts.ca.gov/opinions/doc... #California #AppellateTips #MSJ #Law

Jeff Lewis speaks with Bloomberg News about Governor Newsom’s defamation lawsuit against Fox News. Watch Here: youtu.be/NnBtgj2ksDk #defamation #SLAPP

Q: Why don't sharks attack lawyers? A: Professional courtesy. #ProfessionalHumor #OfficeLaughs #JokeOfTheDay #LawyerHumor #LegalJokes"

Texas AG Paxton has asked for privacy from colleagues, politicians, the media, and interns named Christy

SCOTUS: nationwide injunctions are still fine with class action lawsuits ACLU: ✍️ noted 😉

In Mora v. Menjivar, the Court of Appeal confirms: a memo of points and authorities is part of your anti-SLAPP motion. File it within 60 days or you’re out. The motion isn’t complete without it. #SLAPP #California #Law #YouDontGetTwoClocks sos.metnews.com/sos.cgi?0625...

BREAKING: A federal judge just blocked the "big beautiful bill's" provision to defund Planned Parenthood. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

First time a judge has decided a case based on hallucinated case law in the US that I've encountered. caselaw.findlaw.com/court/ga-cou...

The treatment of the TikTok ban might seem silly, but it is, effectively, a sign that the constitutional government we have operated under for more than 200 years is no longer in effect. Read the thread.