best laid plans

i like to imagine that my iPhones have all saved every image they’ve seen of me during face id, and a secret code will be discovered to play them all back in a continuous stream.

this guy know what he’s talking about

feeling melancholy, baby

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For better or worse, public figures are judged when they die — their character, contributions, beliefs. It's undeniable that millions have mourned Rob Reiner's tragic death, celebrating his talent and contributions. I suspect when a certain public figure kicks the bucket, sentiments wont be the same

for years—and probably still, although i’ve acquired many more—this was my comfort movie. i’ve watched it literally 100’s of times. i even recorded it on cassette so that I could listen to it when i was down or focusing. my heart is broken today.

shopping for gifts now requires an additional layer of AI slop analysis. what a drag. especially when looking for something from an artist or something creative (currently looking for a PBN kit for a family member)

trump’s eulogy for rob reiner is fucked up even in trump-adjusted terms

i need someone who will tell me that i can’t play games until i clean my room

Jag tycker om att lära mig svenska!

the genius of andy serkis’ animal farm is that the trailer itself functions as propaganda that betrays the very political principles the story means to critique.

i didn’t work that long on it, but long enough to not want it to live neglected in obscurity in the comments of and old post. i’ll let it do that on my mostly-ignored timeline.

Suicide would be more appealing if I wasn’t so curious how everything is going to turn out.

My first Sora creation will be of Tigger skullfucking Bob Iger.

Wow. Given the news today, I’m glad I decided to not renew Disney+ after the Kimmel thing. It was never about Kimmel. Disney’s got to go. I wish a real government would break them up as a monopoly. I’d like to be able to enjoy some of the many properties they’ve gobbled up.

I guess we’re pirates now.

Foolheartless

ffs. what a bunch of assholes.

There are days when I feel a pang of pity for him, but it’s quickly dissolved by the hatred for him that pollutes every fiber of my body.

This is Uni. She has ridden to work with her human every day in their bike basket for the last seven years. Has been offered many other forms of transportation, but refuses them all in favor of the Honey Baked Ham Express. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (IG: unihalo)

i am a kaleidoscope of emotion

Why can’t our media push back like this? How many times have you watched an interview with a Trump stooge and thought, “why aren’t they confronting the nonsensical assertions and straw men this person is propping up around their argument?”

Release the Epstein files.

Fuck me. Flea is 63 years old.

The fear of someone's life being made moderately easier by accident has prevented us from making a lot of peoples lives livable on purpose.

All of these 'Ghislaine Maxwell wants to be released' stories should do a better job of reminding folks about the heinous crimes she committed against children. Here's what the DOJ said after she was sentenced: www.justice.gov/usao-sdny/pr...

On Wednesdays We Wear Black

Get rid of Hakeem Jeffries.

Pop star Sabrina Carpenter slams the White House for using “Juno” in an ICE arrest video: “This video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.”

First time playing this in a while and I no-scoped it. 😎 Framed #1362 🎥 🟩 ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ ⬛

Hoo boy that’s a big fucking bus, Admiral Bradley.

Ghoulish. My dad died almost 15 years ago. These are both from the same spoofed email, closely mimicking my father’s old email address.

This gets better and better.

I accidentally closed all of the tabs on my mobile browser, and I couldn’t be happier.

Someone needs they hair and face did.

Either nobody gets me, or I don’t get them.

If a tree sucks in the forest, and no one is around, does it make that sad fart sound?

It’s a strange day when only “Stephen Miller” and “Black Friday” are trending.

Geometry is emergent. Space is emergent. Distance is emergent. Matter is emergent. Everything emerges from chaos.

In a few hours this will be a savory vegan creamy mushroom soup for Thanksgiving… …OR, it might be taking up space in my trash bin.

It’s spelled Türkiye now

Just me over here, liking my own posts.

Post a movie that takes place where you're from. [Lots of movies have been filmed where I’m from, but this is the only one I could come up with that literally takes place where I’m from.]

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JD Vance standing there like a clenched asshole saying Trump is not violent while that dicksiedouche is talking about hanging democrats. What a Cuntabulous sac of ballnuts this admin is 🤦🏻‍♀️

More stories like this plz

Today is the day to repost this meme about International Men's Day, one of the most unironically wholesome memes that has ever been made. Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊