If you do find a Labour minister using the toilets be sure to let staff know so they can be removed immediately.

Hang it in the looooove

SIRI play THE LAUGHING POLICEMAN

ALLEZ! ALLEZ!

Calling it now, Iraola won’t last a season at Liverpool

You Can’t Hurry Love

*Marching up to airport staff, gesturing at the facilities* But I have a COLUMN

Where are Barca getting the best part of £200m for Gordon and Alvarez?

website that picks the Rothko closest to how the weather feels in your location (by Joonas Virtanen) rothko.joonas.wtf

In 2022 when Christian Henson of Spitfire Audio came out in support of JK Rowling and Glinner, I did a video on how that hurt the trans community and beyond. Now it's 2026 and I felt the need to revisit it, because apathy keeps winning, and it sucks www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrlS...

THERES A WHITE ENGLISH IN THIS FLANDERS BAR LOUDLY “EXPLAINING” DIFFERENT GENDERS AND SEXUAL IDENTITIES

The fairytale of Phil Foden scoring the last goal under Pep being denied by a VAR decision from fucking Mars. Fuck you. FUCK YOU.

Boo @ football

PHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL

Ok come on the Ev

BALD FRAUD

We’re all West Everton

Pep’s leaving message a far more radical manifesto than anything Andy Burnham has said, written or secretly imagined

Family titwank

❤️ Keir Starmer and Osama Bin Laden partying in heaven rn ❤️

Congratulations to all the Arsenal fans who aren’t weird.

I’ve done an inexplicable thing.

I blame that berk with the water bottles

SLAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

North East band Irked entered the @officialcharts last Thursday at No.21, lodged between @michaeljackson . Download their album The Grievance from @wrong_speed_records. MOVE OVER JACKO, YOU'RE GETTING IRKED! irkedband.com Reposted from @irked_69 @irkedband.bsky.social

Like yeah of course CEOs think AI is amazing! They don’t really do stressful or hard work, and do an impression of someone with a real job, which means an LLM feels like their equal (but it always says they’re right!)

Not a shit corner scrap in sight then either. There’s something lovely in the fact we bought a guy with one of the longest throws in the league and we’ve never let him use it and instead he’s scored the FA Cup winner with a backheel flick. Chefs kiss.

lol @ London fc

The way this could be Pep coaching and also the best MES footage you’ve seen in a while. Come on city.

lol @ Edinburgh fc

I’ve looked at the list now and Gatsby? The 11th best novel of all time?! I’m sorry that simply is not acceptable.

Bertmaxxing

naturally

Gonna be getting a LOT of mileage out of this in coming weeks...

WESBOLLAH

I am hearing that on his deathbed Wes Streeting received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!

This is the Leif Erikson

*stepping off Air Force One in China* take me to the cum factory from the Jordan Peterson tweet

drop some TEETH

Stop! It is necessary for you to see graphic designer extraordinaire Margaret Calvert’s 90th birthday cake. Perfection.

I see the BBC is still ploughing ahead with its coverage of the genocide denial contest, while one of the participating countries is raping hostages with dogs. #Eurovision

An ordinary bloke doing an extraordinary job

🚨🚨🚨EXCLUSIVE: rumours are circulating in Westminster that Keir Starmer has signed a six album deal with Elektra records.