Throwback to Pam Bondi’s campaign ad for Florida AG: “I’ll fight to put human trafficking monsters where they belong. Behind bars.” The ad aged. The internet remembers.

if you drink coke but dont eat ass you're hypocrite. I dont make the rules These are just the facts.

Its not that people should not rule over its government, its that those people are meant to be chosen for the unity of their words and not the weight of their wallets

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Im saying this BEFORE Valentines day... Fellas. Getting flowers from your special someone at work on Valentines Day is Manly AF. Don't spoil it with your fragile male ego. Anyone who says otherwise is jealous.

Near Lyndale and 24th Ave in Minneapolis tonight, feds have reportedly shot another person. Preliminary info is shaky for now, hearing two people injured. BORTAC just rolled up in an armored vehicle. A crowd is gathering outside the police tape—MPD presence as well.

All the Christian rock your used to love in high school along with the worst shit on the radio today... This is The Fyre Festival you all missed out on, only this time it's happening.

A hero unmasked 4500 gestapo-wanna-be's in an act of patriotism the should get a medal.* fixed that for you. thank me later.

With the possible exception being: The capacity to put up with your bullshit on this or any other day until your offering has been made, i.e.- fed them

One day, I will get over being awkward... but it's CERTAINLY not scheduled into what's LEFT of my day, so... better luck tomorrow.

Get the kind of enemies that make you better.

So... all of them, question mark.

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me. Ellen Glasgow

For the record, this is the fifth time a civilization copying Rome has collapsed from an overreach of the military industrial complex. *chews popcorn* But dont let that stop you.

If you are stuck for things to admit to for your new years revolution, try rebellion. It's fun, gets you outdoors, and provides plenty of opportunities for cardio and meeting like-minded people!

Things don't get better. You just get stronger... By consuming the hearts of your enemies! They, These, and Ladies Go forth and lay waste to any who would stand before you! Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their weak, miserable men!

Speak from the heart. Even when they are being a bit of a cunt. ESPECIALLY when they are being a bit of a cunt. Some people deserve to be put back in their place now and then.

Confidence comes from constructing the capacity to combat confusion

Guys, he wished himself Merry Christmas. Just look how sweet his dementia is making him.

Life doesn't get easier, you get stronger.

Great read. Spread it far and wide. 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇 Mitt Romney Is Right: Tax the Rich Before the Pitchforks Come Out open.substack.com/pub/adamkinz...

‘How the South Won the Civil War’ 💯🎯 @hcrichardson.bsky.social

As someone out here raw dawging their mental health, I can confirm the accuracy of this study.

ever have that struggle where you want ice cream, but you dont wanna get ice cream, and you know if you do, there won't be any ice cream tomorrow, question mark

Same. Big Mood.

Happy birthday to the U.S. Space Force!

If you know anyone in the military, please share this with them. The Convicted FElon's $1776 bonus check for military is coming from their monthly housing allowance. So they will get less money for housing. Also the bonus check will be taxable income. They are getting screw. youtu.be/HbUkGtu25Ik?...

Tl;Dr: Russian plant working well in the US government. Best long-term extortion ever established.

Why is anyone still on facebook... I would have understood MySpace. You learned to code and have a playlist but facebook? It's mostly bots and the family you try to ignore for the holidays, right?

say less? girl say MORE. please never stop talking

Someone must be prepared to drop the bass cause I can't stop!

5 Bucks says someone in the room said something the the affect of: worse case scenario insurance premiums go up and we **STILL** make money...

A source familiar with the Epstein files █████████ ████████ ████████ ██████ ████████ ██████ says Bill Clinton ████████ ████████ ██████.

Check his bathroom...

I made a hundred wishes last night a handful for your happiness a dozen for your health more than a few that you would learn to love yourself I tried to catch each falling star with both hands and an open heart I even wished you'd find the strength to make a brand new start ...

I'm not sure what part of me is screaming "Id love to be your baby daddy." but I'd like to have it removed, please, surgically if necessary.

Humans are so amazingly primitive that they believe the ability to speak clearly is enough evidence to call a toaster smart.

Love how people who argue against single payer systems dont realize their taxes already pay for their senator to stand their and lie to them about how hard it would be to stop spending the bulk of your taxes on their rich tech buddies in the military industrial complex who line their pockets...

EXACTLY 👇 THIS !

“Writing (kink) script is disgusting and makes people indulge in (immoral act)” is the same as “video games cause violence” btw

The patriarchy got us into this mess it can't get us out of it. When we lose our fear they lose their power

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Me All Day... music.youtube.com/watch?v=DzFD...

your health is low

I know sometimes, hell most of the time, it feels a bit like a chaotic circus out there, but remember, kids: Playing with fascism is like juggling chainsaws; you only get one or two good mistakes, and you're finished. The most successful fascist ended up in a ditch covered in petrol... so, yeah...