The Laughing Gnome 😀

Waiting for patch 8 like it’s Xmas eve

This happened to me but with Conchita Wurst

There are two songs I like that both mention Eastbourne. Can you guess what they are?

I read in the past that Elon Musk had expressed that mothers should take care of young children. That children were not interesting enough for him to spend time with until they’re older. The week after the United exec was slain, Elon started carrying his toddler *On His Own Head*

George had a bath today

I’m a little sad that I can’t download the Hitman addon that lets you assassinate Conor MacGregor but respect to IOI for canning it.

All dogs matter. People not so much.

Am I the only person that thinks banning Americans from using TikTok will make the platform better?

This is the language of genocide btw. Claiming an entire people as fundamentally false, fake, ephemeral, liars as to their true identity. It's about erasing them as a people. Genocide. I know this because there's like five different versions of it for Jews

Please help if you can

Good morning to everyone except Wes Streeting. Fuck Wes Streeting.

So this is winter

Here’s another song from TikTok about the CEO’s assassination. This creator’s introductory comment is “And medical violence is always wrong, but only when it flows one way.” One million views, 182k likes so far. (Direct link: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTYfshson/) h/t @kimlacapria.bsky.social 7/

Delighted at the prospect of The Guardian & Observer dying, ngl. The Graun, who are responsible for mainstreaming an intellectualised, “gender-critical” transphobia. The Observer, who kept Nick Cohen on staff for years when they knew he was a sexual predator who preyed on junior staff. Fuck them.

Now I love a musical, and I would have been quite up for watching the movie version of Wicked, but why would you split a 3 hour show into two movies?

Hahaha, I usually use Gregg Wallace’s lemon tart recipe cos it’s super easy (altho not a “proper” lemon tart) but BBC good food appear to have taken it down! Not sure the recipes were the problem, lads.

Oh yes, hihi! I do do exactly that! Cute and/or spooky, I’m yer gal! ✨ misskitschuk.etsy.com

Well you know, Mags, nothing says Merry Christmas like a lovely print of an octopus changing a light bulb. Or why not delight the whole family with a set of octopus changing a light bulb sofa cushions? www.redbubble.com/i/art-print/...

Come on, someone must have stuff they want to sell!

People who make stuff, please drop your links here so I can buy Xmas gifts for my loved ones without giving money to the corporate overlords

Me, for the first 46 years of my life.

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Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn’t a selfie

done trying to manifest things i’m just gonna start stealing shit

What kind of music should I make today?

This thread is one to read, save, and reread.

Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy.

Does anyone know of any in depth reporting looking at Ukrainian involvement with the UAE and Sudan?

I’m sharing a Palestinian account every day and today is Maha. Maha lost her husband in a bombing the same day her child was born prematurely. She is now living in a dirty bathroom inside a school trying to keep her and baby Muhammad (named after her husband) alive. She is trying to afford a tent.

Your five dollar words have touched my ten cent heart.

Everyone is posting photos of their cats. I don't have a cat. I have this really grumpy rock.

1. Pick an issue you find really important (abortion? climate? immigrant defense?) 2. research what organizations in your area are focused on it 3. figure out how to volunteer 4. if no orgs exist in your area, consider making a local chapter with friends

Liberals when anything left wing is proposed: "Yes you've provided some evidence but you'll need to provide a lot more before I believe it could work." Liberals when bigotry is suggested: "Say no more, your legitimate concerns have completely convinced me."

Truly, Madly, Deeply

Without context this statement is always true and correct.