Booked the movers for 2 weeks on Sunday. Haven't packed a thing. EEEEEK.

I am full of the cold. Beloved is looking after me but I just want to be reborn without the plague. Pray for me.

Chest day, best day 🙂‍↕️

Interesting discussion amongst friends last week. Would you consider it cheating / relationship ending if your monogamous partner was messaging other men on Instagram but never 'physically' cheated? I have my own private thoughts but I want to hear from the hive mind.

Oh dear. I fear I may be hungover. Glasgow gays drink too much.

1. My face was insane. 2. My bed is a mess, ignore.

All my bits came for my Ada Wong costume and... I'm kinda giving cunt, not gonna lie. 🤭

Lily Allen dropping this album out of nowhere just before the Stranger Things press tour is the funniest thing, ngl.

Flirting with the idea of a new gym but I need to test out the photo lighting first.

This FCA advert on intsagra seems... targeted.

Every gay man I have a paracosial relationship with is in Japan right now.

Chest day this morning but I didn't take a titty picture, so you'll just have to believe me. ( . )( . )

Tired but pleased with today's workout ☺️

Hevy is *such* a bossy bottom. "Rest time over!" Rest time is over when I FEEL LIKE IT - I'm running on 5 hours of sleep and a double shot of espresso REEEEEE.

For those of you unaware, I have about 3 cups of coffee in the morning. Send help.

There weren't enough beans for even a single shot of espresso this morning. It's fine, my Tesco delivery is coming today. They've just advised they have substituted the coffee beans (whole) with coffee beans (ground).

Haunted by Daylight - streaming now. Ignore my cables xo twitch.tv/jacksberries

Amazon Web Services down and so I can't play my games whilst pretending to work </3 Pray for me.

No idea if these spam messages are monitored but it gives me great joy in replying.

I don't drive. Partner has asked that I pick him up from the train station later... girl do you want me to uber there and then uber you back, or...?

The other half is out of town and you know what that means... An early bedtime with no snoring 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

And yes, I did spend a stupid amount of money to have 2 people watch me be bad at the game I have a hyperfixation on. What about it?

We're playing some Dead by Daylight whilst drinking gay drinks xo twitch.tv/jacksberries

Went to the gym even though I really didn't want to. Please clap, send money, or praise me in general. Thank you.

In positive news, I am far, far too skinny for my work trousers I wear every 6-8 weeks. I look insane.

If only being excellent in Teams chats with colleagues (providing hilarious GIFs - actually hilarious, not 50yo white man hilarious) were my actual job, I'd be so happy.

Bloomfies I am on the train and BORED. Is anything fun happening in London tonight? I fear I sound old and out of touch but I don't care x

Me seeing Australians coming into summer as we descend into the depths of the hellish UK winter

Someone needs to smack these unloved children tbqh.

Anonymous twinks on twitter are ripping me to shreds for being bald. Bitch, my man is with me *because* I am bald. Whose butthole are you ploughing? Yeah, that's what I thought.

Time to stream DBD! ✨ twitch.tv/jacksberries

Monday gym ✅ Let's smash this week, besties ✨

Dorothy and I are enjoying the autumnal weather this morning.

Playing Fortnite for the first time in like 4 years, on PC, and I'm getting trolled by 12 year olds. Pray for me.

I think this might be the year of the tattoo. Except I have no personality so I have no idea what to get 🤠

Doing some DBD over on Twitch if you want to say hi! ✨💚 twitch.tv/jacksberries

My beloved is having an incredibly rare WFH day and I'm so annoyed. I have to pretend to be busy and sit at my laptop instead of lying on the sofa ocassionally responding to emails 🥺

Good morning little f*gs in my phone. Happy Friday! Do we have any exciting plans? I'm playing with my new computer stuff and meeting some friends for drinks ✨💚

Playing more Silent Hill f today. I'm just a girl... a girl with a pipe, hitting weird zombie things until they turn into ash. twitch.tv/jacksberries

I spend £0 for months on end and then go on a mini splurge like shopping is going out of fashion. Nobody tell my bank account I'm buying a flat next month.

You may have seen Lady Gaga last night but I was in bed by 21:07, so I think we know who won.

Live now scaring killers on Dead by Daylight 🤠 twitch.tv/jacksberries

Monday sorted 💪🏻 (I'm sorry for posting about the gym so much, this is a weird way to keep accountability)

Had a lovely lazy(ish) day and going to bed tired but contented. It's been months and months since I've had a solid good week. Hopefully more of the same to come 💚 Hope all if my Bloomfies had a lovely weekend ✨

Had lots of fun streaming this week ✨😌 Going to be consistent into next week with more DBD but a sprinkling of Silent Hill f (it's spooky and I poop my pants a little bit) x

I absolutely cannot stand people using AI for 'art'. Seeing The Gays do it as well is so, so disappointing. It's probably not so nice but I think less of people who do it 😔

I hate to say it, but the twats were right. Getting up and going for a nice walk on a crisp autumn day actually DOES make you feel good. Fuckers.

Had 3 mimosas and now playing Silent Hill f on stream - I will cry x twitch.tv/jacksberries

Morning divas! Can someone boot me up the arse to go to the gym please 😌✨