shitmaxxing in the mother toilet

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reskeet if you’re radically pro-transgender

Refreshing the BBC News homepage is really quite funny. Any bets on if he's gone by tonight?

Absolutely cannot get going this morning. Breakfast, coffee, lie in and I'm still zonked. Someone pop over and clamp a car battery to my nipples please.

I made a Facebook account (lol) specifically to join our development's housing group and people in it are making me cackle. Why yes, I would love an opened bottle of wine 😭 (open for post description)

Me at midday "Oh it seems like Starmer might be OK". Me at 9PM: Oh great heavens.

Actually trying hard at this whole gainful employment thing and GOD I am bored. I see now why I've been half-assing it all this time.

Lol x

Okay, that's done. Lying in the foetal position for the rest of Monday ✨

Oh, I also got called a pedo for calling out TERFs about women in Parkrun. You'll not be surprised to know I never mentioned children, sex, or anything salacious. Transphobia really rots the brain, divas.

Good morning, everyone. I'm tired and grumpy and also at the gym. Somebody shoot me x

Oh this roast was so sexy 🫦 Broke out the fine china and crystal glasses, too.

The TERF 'lesbians' over on Twitter are in a meltdown over Joanna Cherry being corrected that there are indeed lesbians in this incoming Scottish government. I've been called homophobic, lesbian-hater and more this morning. They're... so weird. And obsessed with genitals!

Oh I had two horrible dreams last night. One I needed a pee but I couldn't go, and Nigel Farage tried to tongue me. Ew on both counts.

My ACTUAL highlight was the incredible @fictionalfates.com popping in and raiding me with his lovely viewers. I was not composed. We will be live again come Monday! 😍 To stay on top of the schedule, I post in my discord group: discord.gg/M4TykrATBx

Top 2 highlights of my stream yesterday: 1. Not showing gameplay for 10 minutes and yapping away about said game. 2. Not knowing how to 'raid' another channel and spending 5 awkward minutes trying to do so. OOPSY.

Wholesome Saturday morning with this bad boy ✨

Devil Wears Prada 2 was just so much fun. Yay! ✨

Live on Twitch doing some DBD to celebrate the weekend! twitch.tv/jacksberries

Dorothy was horrified to learn Reform was on the ballot

Blocked a recent oomf for posting weird anti-Palestine rant about how Palestine (Hamas) attacked Israel over the past 60 years, and so "genocide" was totally warranted. Aaaabsolutely not. Fuck all the way off.

2 hours and maybe uninstall/reinstalls the GPU software/drivers are successfully DOWNGRADED 😆

My AMD drivers got updated and randomly deleted the software I use to take clips of my games? Googled and this is a super common problem with no solution 🫩🫩🫩

I would tell you not to vote for Reform today but Reform voters can't read.

Back to work and no all inclusive food/cocktails to keep me entertained. Going to jump off a bridge as a treat <3

Good workout today ☺️

These tiny shorts were not the best idea for the gym when I keep getting a semi 😵

Flew a little too close to the sun on Instagram. Posted one silly little speedo pic and I've had about 300 people follow me. I'm not a people person, HELP.

Live on Twitch for some more gaming this bank holiday Monday ✨ Avoiding all that horrid sunshine. twitch.tv/jacksberries

Should really do something about how much I like external validation 🫣 Thirst trap ego boosts do more for my mood than eating a bar of chocolate 🙃

Back in the UK and it's miserable. KILL ME NOW.

Your dads had a quick shower before heading to the airport ✈️

Your dads had a quick shower before heading to the airport ✈️

Bored waiting for airport transfer 😭

2024 vs 2026 boyfriend photo 🥰

Giving this energy while I scroll

Everyone on Twitter has been posting SO much butt, it's unbelievable. It even broke through to my gaming account 🫦

Dads went for a nice Greek dinner ☺️

Why is holiday sex the best sex? 🫦

Thinking about how someone said they wouldn't eat a yoghurt a single day past its expiry date. Give your head a wobble, yoghurt lasts weeks after its best before 😭

Back and biceps all pumped up 🙂‍↕️

Continuing to have a terrible time on holiday ☺️

Yeah, it's terrible here 🫩

I hate Mondays

I've been having fun talking to my stream and deciding what put up behind me x

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New swimwear has arrived from Australia for holiday this weekend YAY. They're tiny. I am not. Oh goodness.

Thanks for everyone who stopped by! Got my first sub. Then about 4 more. It was emosh 🤭🩷 Nice to be back to some streaming again!

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