Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

Girlfriend, playing the Dead Space remake: "I'm loving the detailed animation, I've never seen such hip movement in male characters before." Me: Would you say its...hip-notic? She turns to me with *the look*

"We should learn to speak in a language that rich people who don't dream can't comprehend."

UK Ebook-ites attend - Blood Song (Book One of the Raven's Shadow trilogy) is currently on sale in ebook at £0.99. Not sure how long this will last, so act now if you want to snag it. #BookSky Where-to-buy links here: anthonyryan.net/blood-song/

“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English” my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist

No Kings includes Draft Kings

The best part about watching Olympic Figure Skating on Eurosport is listening to my girlfriend scoff at some ridiculous shit the Italian commentators say, and then translate it for me.

Highlighting the speaker who stood in front of the Surprise mayor and told him to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf must’ve thought before he died by suicide: “He might have thought ‘how is this my fault I had no jurisdiction over this’ maybe he said ‘this site was not subject to local zoning.’”

I forgot about this video Only the funniest thing on the entire internet

ARRAKEEN — Baron Vladimir Harkonnen announced today Rabban Harkonnen has been replaced as head of the Arrakis occupation. The Baron has named Feyd-Rautha Harkonnen as the new overlord, promising that the Fremen will come to love him. Chuck Schumer declared victory and voted to fund the Harkonnens.

Trust no statement from DHS or ICE without confirmation from someone known to be honest. They lie as naturally as they breathe, as naturally as der Trumpenführer.

Imagine making a shitpost on Cyberpunk only for William Gibson to answer it.

I assume they’re all narrated by Brian Blessed.

Tis my pleasure today, to announce a new segment for @beforewegoblog.bsky.social that I'm calling #BreakdownOfAChapter! Joining me for its inaugural post is @anthonyryan.bsky.social & we'll be diving deeper into a chapter from his book #TheFeeding Please join us😃 beforewegoblog.com/breakdown-of...

support human artists because holy shit

true but you’ll never do it funnier than this

Edinburgh has this gem:

Hi I'm a on oncoming vehicle drifting into your lane. I was able to get over enough to make it a glancing blow rather than a head-on, but they hit me right on the driver front wheel and ripped the entire assembly off, so I lost control and rolled several times down a steep embankment.

The fact this still goes around so much

I was walking down the sidewalk when I heard a commotion behind me, it was Mohammed Ali riding by in a SUV and waving to folks.

"And I never say no" We need to have a serious talk about the way "AI companion" apps not only prey on the vulnerable, but are priming their users to ignore consent and to conflate love with control. We need AI regulations across so many sectors, but this area is particularly horrifying.

It wasn't today, either.

Perhaps my longest pet peeve: my mom's lack of utensil hygeine wrt holiday leftovers. The same knife puts mayo on the bread for her turkey sandwich, and takes cuts of cranberry sauce. Leaving white slime on it. Not a fan.

Funny Numbers xkcd.com/3184/

Not sure if my parent's internet isn't up to snuff, or if the Netflix stream just sucks for sports. Love to watch this blocky, blurry, 720 at best junk.

The only ASMR I'll abide in my house: the hiss of scissors gliding through wrapping all paper silky smooth.

Ah yes, time for "Is this film just lit very brightly/dreamily/overexposed as hell or have my parents really jacked up their tv's settings"

I’ve started and deleted this rant many times tonight, but: Investor Owned Utilities should not be allowed to exist. Especially ones that have killed customers repeatedly, and only maintain infrastructure because they’ve lost lawsuits. The existence of IOU’s is another failing of society.

Pantone just updated their Color Of The Year

This is the only time in my life that I do not regret learning something about Jake Paul.

Marketing a handheld console on the apparent sensorial pleasures of it being made from the same metal as an attack drone. Absolutely ghoulish

President of the US still doesn't know how "percent" works.

"It's just RAM, how expensive could it- JESUS fuck"

Friendly neighborhood squirrel, on watch

Absent more details my inclination is to think this was more an FBI entrapment operation than a genuine plot. www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...

Its not that I want Rivers to be ground into dust on live tv but... I wouldn't be against him eating some huge sacks

If I had to ask the Louvre's permission it would 'kill' my high-end jewelry business!

"Due Process is good, actually" is a popular message.

I felt *extremely* violent the day I learned about how often "private collection" actually means "in a carefully temperature controlled storage hangar somewhere nobody, not even the owner, ever sees it, because Investment (TM)"

lol www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8UvLHp5/

Guess I can give you a hint👀 🪐🔹 Might it be for a @solarisbooks.bsky.social title?

GF sent me a video of a guy testing various thermal paste applications with a glass plate so we can actually see the spread. Which I found interesting and it proved me right in the method I used for my last build. But she knew I'd find it interesting. She knows how much of a nerd I am. I'm cooked.

firefox AI and slop disablers from tumblr for the people from local hero mckitterick. Tried it on my end and the browser is significantly faster now (copy paste-able in the alt text)