Looks like a soon to be momma has moved in. Will be careful not to spook her, and see what happens

I wonder how it feels to go to bed at night thinking about how you recorded a snarky down-the-barrel takedown of a program costing 30x less than your boss’s second wedding that helps little babies. I wonder if you feel a little sad, a little empty. I wonder if you feel anything at all

I don’t think it’s fully sunk in that a character I created is being read and now seen through such glorious art yet, but it’s making me feel some kind of way🥹

PabloReports: Ted Cruz called you a parasite and disparaged your work as a bartender. AOC: I think it’s funny that he’s been taking a government paycheck for 23 years but has the audacity to criticize someone who has come from a family that had to work their way up and earn their place here.

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. hard mode: no star wars, star trek, lotr, dc, marvel, disney, pixar, dreamworks, spielberg, cameron, wachowskis, or ghibli

Dude, Where's My Grogu?

House-sitting for my folks, doing basic handyman crap like fixing leaky faucets that they're getting too old to bother doing, and in my general looking over I find this next to the fireplace. Better start up a safety inspection checklist.

unfortunately "peter sellers putting on a racist accent in X-face"

Public services must never exist for the sake of profit. Ever. This includes natural monopolies (water, electricity, public transit, violence). Public services MUST be run for the good of society, even at a loss. This is the reason we pay taxes. We want a better world, not richer shareholders.

The mere concept of a "secret government interpretation" of a law should be fundamentally incompatible with Democracy. The law is as it is, and if they want to weasel word around it somehow that should be a public debate.

Today's GTNH Problem: Where in the hell am I gonna put all these beamlines?

listen, I am trying to be reasonable here, but if you are an In The Know Political Person and you publish a memoir with damning information that you kept secret in order to get a big book advance, you should be skinned alive over several weeks

Souls games and Monster Hunter are the same. They're puzzle games where the puzzle is figuring out the move-set of the big monster and when to dodge/parry or you're in for pain. And I prefer to fight fantastic beasts with a shifting axe/sword combo, so I'll take MH any day.

Going to repeat this until I'm hoarse: The men who've broken the world didn't break it because they're autistic They broke it because they're solipsistic, megalomaniacal cunts who've been allowed to amass inhuman volumes of money, power and influence, and nobody has made them stop

I've seen people trying to defend it today by saying "No, no, I just use it to brainstorm, bounce ideas, I do the actual writing" and with all the kindness in the world I need to tell you: if there is a stage of writing you are not good at, you need to get good, not use the plagiarism machine.

YES PLEASE

movie about all the world's nations working together to stave off an environmental apocalypse succeeds by completely avoiding politics

I love when a movie trailer is absolutely straining for any name recognition and will say something like "From *a* producer of Atomic Blond" Oh word? I'm a hardcore follower of that specific person As if.

Buying allergy pills at home: grab 6-month supply in a single bottle at Costco from a pallet in the middle of the floor. Buying them in Italy: *pharmacist with suspicious eyes* "No prescription? I'll sell you this box of 20 pills, this one time."

Go see Project Hail Mary. An excellent adaptation, 10/10 movie.

I've got a geology joke. But I can only tell it under pressure.

Not now, symbolism.

"We should consider if the costs of an increasingly punitive border regime are worth the petty ephemeral benefits that only the most racist people in society even want" - outrageous communism, lunacy, unserious. "There's too many queers on TV" - brave, necessary, serious politics

Krav MAGA

I just finished The Long Sword by @phokion.bsky.social and the author's rant in the epilogue about the need for chivilary in the modern day hits perhaps even harder now than it did when he wrote it. As US officials boast about the benefits of loose rules of engagement..

Mfw my girlfriend turns her phone to show me a meme and the brightness is unreasonably high

I have watched this approximately 47 times and laughed out loud 47 times

I hate when my need to demonstrate masculinity through voting for warmongers comes into conflict with my need to demonstrate masculinity through large, gas-guzzling vehicles. I hate it!

Tough choices to make, but I think I narrowed mine down.

This game is about to release into Early Access TODAY and I have a spare giveaway key. I'll post it into the replies for anyone to grab once this post reaches 500 reposts

Calling all Oregonians!!! Leave a comment on BLM’s plan to clear-cut 2,500,000 acres of old growth forest, the last remaining in Oregon. They propose a “maximum production” approach, which would quadruple the logging rate. They cite Trump’s executive orders as the reason for revising their RMP.

Menace kicks ass.

Fear not grandpa, any lunch you spill will not go to waste.

"We made artificial intelligence!" "You fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did! Look at it, it's non-deterministic!"

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

Girlfriend, playing the Dead Space remake: "I'm loving the detailed animation, I've never seen such hip movement in male characters before." Me: Would you say its...hip-notic? She turns to me with *the look*

"We should learn to speak in a language that rich people who don't dream can't comprehend."

UK Ebook-ites attend - Blood Song (Book One of the Raven's Shadow trilogy) is currently on sale in ebook at £0.99. Not sure how long this will last, so act now if you want to snag it. #BookSky Where-to-buy links here: anthonyryan.net/blood-song/

“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English” my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist

No Kings includes Draft Kings

The best part about watching Olympic Figure Skating on Eurosport is listening to my girlfriend scoff at some ridiculous shit the Italian commentators say, and then translate it for me.

Highlighting the speaker who stood in front of the Surprise mayor and told him to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf must’ve thought before he died by suicide: “He might have thought ‘how is this my fault I had no jurisdiction over this’ maybe he said ‘this site was not subject to local zoning.’”