I cost 200 mana points to summon, but on your next turn I conjure a pack of small, highly annoying dogs that do 1d6 damage each and cannot be targeted.

I'd vote for him.

Critical hit.

The revolution will be shitposted

Today was just kinda like:

The idea of "living up to one's potential" has done more psychic damage to me than any other abstract concept except masculinity

It's the kind of freedom we all really want.

Anytime someone says "So I heard on this podcast that..." I immediately stop listening.

Crying, shaking, and vomiting as I rock back and forth repeating "don't catch feelings for anything that doesn't have a pulse" like an insanity mantra.

After posting "Don't catch feelings for anything that doesn't have a pulse", I was reminded about the old "humans will pack bond with anything" thread. We are 100% screwed if Skynet makes Terminators cute and sneaky. Wall-e with a brick of C4 in his stomach could easily end half the population.

The most painful thing about life is how powerless we are to correct the ignorance of the world. No matter how much I try to educate people, they go on thinking that the Iguanadon is a cool dinosaur. Igaunadon sucks. There are like 50 better dinosaurs, easily, come on.

Remember to MAHA, folks.

Chick-chicky boom.

Always be the best version of yourself, whoever you are...

The very best kind.

And dopamine too...

People spend a lot of time wondering why the left is worse at using independent media to control the national narrative. A useful exercise is to ask why the left is also worse at selling snake oil and pyramid schemes, because I think the reasons are basically exactly the same.

Anyone have a list of media that pissed off the Moral Majority? I'm putting together a collection for nostalgia's sake.

Embrace impermanence; Delete old posts that no one liked.

Sometimes self-care is just making yourself finish a whole episode of Ren and Stimpy before you doomscroll.

Hallelujah!

Truth be told, we can do whatever the fuck we want, as long as we do it in large enough numbers. Stop letting them convince you to want a broken world.

Luckily, it seems they're terrible at the moment, like the early rubber-skinned Terminator models, but they'll improve over time. Rule # 87 for surviving the apocalypse: Don't say anything to anyone without a pulse.

Very Important... Learn how to defend yourself!! www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/04/you-...

I've got a whole playlist like this.

Expect to self-rescue, it's easier with friends.

Kurt Vonnegut man

Some years are just like that, you know?

The more you know.

This is wisdom for the ages, folks... and your mom said "hi".

I will once again be dragged for this, but I am once again begging you to stop advocating for illegal actions on social media www.wired.com/story/massiv...

"In a nation run by swine, all pigs are upward-mobile and the rest of us are fucked until we can get our acts together: not necessarily to win, but mainly to keep from losing completely." ~ Hunter S Thompson

Why would we have a problem with this? That outfit looks comfy...

elon has managed to elevate having a baby to the elite tier of otherwise inoffensive activities that now require heavy caveat. yeah, I love reading about german military history, BUT

It's okay to be "anti-technology".

hating things is good. you have to understand what sucks before you can articulate why something is great. then, stick to your guns and be curmudgeonly about it. don’t listen to people who get defensive about bad art. if they had taste, they’d be you.