Ive never thought about what if their parents dont like me I have thought about what if their cats dont like me

goob morning. there’s like 5 illnesses going around my store. so guess who is alone rn for open 🤪🫶🏻🙌🏻

*long sighs*

great experience. my OBGYN was phenomenal, as was my nurse. i got to keep my fidget spinner, & they made sure i was really numbed up & was super clear on what was happening. i had a vasovagal response after & i got a little cokey cola as a treat bc my blood sugar dropped. minimal pain now too. 9/10

goob morning. i’m getting an IUD today. should i be scared

do u mind if i curl up on ur desk and nap

i am on 1.5 hours of sleep & the safe was wrong & the food pull is messed up & i am so grinch it’s not even funny. anyway. hohoho i’m goob the dead eyed reindeer

that gorgeous tarantula should have won best supporting actress. she was stunning. & most of her lines were improv ! 🙂‍↕️🙌🏻🕷️

It's so weird that we traded delis for coffee shops entirely because no one knew how much a fancy coffee cost and so they could just charge whatever for it.

my favorite part of home alone is when kevin recreates die hard in his house at 8 years old and shoots the bandits with a gun as soon as they appear. incredible work from a tiny terror(ist)

Cynthia Erivo and Jonathan Bailey stun for Wonderland.

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missing sai era tyler outfits badly 2nite

can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot

goob morning. i haven’t spoken much but today i have a home inspection on a potential property :)

Northern lights from mid-November. #canada #boreal #northernlights

People are always like “what do you think x historical figure would do in present day?” And the answer is if they’re pre-mid 19th century, fucking lose their shit at the Natural History Museum.

so we’re all mentally ill here, huh?

⚠︎Invalid Physical Form

Baby’s first road trip alert

nothing hits like ur first sip of redbull of the day. fuck yeeeeessss

TIL about a memorial ceremony in Iceland in 2019 to mark the end of a glacier, changing the place name from Okjökull to Ok (jökull = glacier). Uncompromising wording on the bronze plaque: "This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".

"It's movie time! We've been DYING to see it!" 🍿🐻🐰🐔🦊🍕 Happy Five Nights At Freddy's 2 movie Day! I saw it yesterday and I enjoyed it! I most looked forward to seeing all the animatronics, they were outstanding as always! I especially was happy to see my fav fnaf character Mangle in the movie!

The last time Indiana won an outright Big Ten title, 1945, the leading rusher was George Taliaferro. The next spring, he was the first Black player to be drafted by an NFL team.

this interlude was over

One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.

My Pac-Man design

dinner time

i have been waiting all semester for this

goob morning. i had a mini crash out & then i JUST realized i mentally have been an hour off so i was tweaking for nothing 🤪🤪🤪

And also, life is not supposed to be *permanently* stressful. We're adapted to short periods of stress. If you maintain that kind of thing for weeks, let alone months or years, with no respite or hope, that's putting people into PTSD territory.

goob morning. i hope everything is well. let’s get this bread :)

👋One of my friends is working on a project to better help folks with endometriosis and/or pcos! 💬If you don't mind leaving an anonymous reply in the linked form, it's greatly appreciated! forms.gle/Lc95RN8aZEae...

beddy bye time goobers! goob night to everyone who giggled today & if you didn’t. there IS still time & there’s always tomorrow too. not shown: me taking my lexapro, drinking water, setting my alarm, nail/hand treatments, lotion, & doing deep breathing exercise. love you all. nightey night

life is worth living

Thinking about her (pesto cheese bread)

i got hello kitty ramen & my bf asked what i wanted & i said, with my WHOLE chest, “DUH i want the hello kitty chopsticks because what is the point of getting hello kitty ramen if i’m not going to eat them with the hello kitty chopsticks”

I love when I get to quote this

Here’s something no politician will tell you: poo poo pee pee fart fart fart fart

the concept of a Santaur (santa on top and a reindeer on bottom)

Endangered Species of the Philippines 🇵🇭

Welcome here and just a reminder in case you forgot. This is one panel from my sheep comic “You’re loved”. Keep pushing, keep shining. #comic #sheep #sheepdrawing #cutesheep #comicillustration #cutecomics

"Jinx!" Wanted to draw S2 version at least once c: #arcane #arcaneseason2 #jinx #art #fanart

pov: tickle tickle

We just accept it because it’s always been this way but ‘Ringo Starr’ is a bonkers thing to call yourself when the other guys are John, Paul, and George. It’s like having a band where everyone else uses their real name and then the drummer goes yes please call me Crackers Creamsworth