Reporter: Ken Paxton has taken to calling you ‘Talafreako’ @JamesTalarico: If Ken Paxton is worried about freaks, he should stop giving Epstein-style sweetheart deals to pedophiles. This is the guy who just released Adam Hoffman from jail, an admitted child rapist.

No shit, thanks.

It’s that time of year again: pasta salad season.

These guys crack me up. One of them is getting used to me now.

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This. This is what I will never understand about this administration. The only explanation is enough of them are pedos as well, and pedos stick together.

My teenage son wants to play the new Lego Batman game with me, just like we did years ago when he was a little kid. 🥹

Wemby is truly a gift to watch play. 👏🏻

Feels like next time we should not let the 500 worst people in the country be in charge of everyone else

Leave our kids’ genitals out of your quack medical opinions and politics.

Here’s the thing that nobody asked for: Knives Out meets Babe.

Trump threatened to nuke Iran during the same press event where he called a woman reporter "baby" and a "bitch" and we'll all just supposed to continue on tomorrow as though any of this insanity is normal or acceptable

Hep hep.

Insomnia Hash Brown 😂

Let’s play a game called Dylan McDermott or Dermot Mulroney.

'Ron Weasley' yelling “Expensive Petroleum” while filling up his car might be the peak of comedy. Original post

Hohkay, Rockets. 🚀

BREAKING: Pentagon estimates that formally renaming the Department of Defense to the “Department of War” would cost taxpayers at least $52 million.

🔥 NEW SEN. @ossoff.senate.gov AD: “For too many, the story isn’t true… the math doesn’t work…The problem is a corrupt & failing system…If we can break the grip of corruption, our politics can meet the peoples’ needs instead of serving the wealthy & powerful.” Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DXvUvpJ...

America has a GUN PROBLEM not a book problem.........

🚨BREAKING: Newly obtained documents show a clear paper trail of Trump administration officials planning to share sensitive voter data with an outside political group trying to overturn elections, as part of a secret agreement. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

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It’s this kind of day. ☀️

Donald Trump called Somalis “animals.” He said Haitians eat dogs and cats. You fucking journalists had a party with him and now you want our sympathy. Fuck off.

Oh ok so this was his precedent for getting his stupid fucking ballroom built to his liking. 😑

When you forgot you had a presentation in class that day. 😂

My son’s high school is building a tiny home for a homeless veteran and they are accepting donations through Amazon (I know, but it’s for a good cause). If you feel inclined to make a donation, please use the link below and the items will be delivered directly to the tiny home program. rb.gy/4jlgoc

As a country, can we vote to donate trumps body to science???

AOC represents EVERY WOMAN in America right now who is sick and tired of misogyny & misinformation. She represents us and the rage we feel.

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

Pam Bondi is a baby back bitch.

Meanwhile, in Houston, gubernatorial candidate Gina Hinojosa is talking about Greg Abbott trafficking people into Texas’s private prisons and detention centers so that his donors will profit, and I really appreciate her for it.

I love an oversized tshirt, I love a plot twist, I love a diet root beer and spiced rum, I love lactose even though I’m lactose intolerant, I love a politician that isn’t a fucking sex pest. 💁🏼‍♀️

The Boys first two eps of this season were FANTASTIC and also uncanny as hell.

As I watch people who do not live in this country get real smug about how Americans have not "risen up" or whatever, I feel compelled to point out: We have and we are. People have been killed. Maimed. This is a thing that's happened. And yet millions still protest and take direct action.

A simple, effective message. @abdulelsayed.bsky.social

TEXANS: Call you U.S. Senators and your Congressional representatives TODAY and demand that #Congress invokes the #25thAmendment over #DonaldTrumps treat to inflict GENOCIDE on 91 million in #Iran👇 John Cornyn: 972-239-1310 Ted Cruz: 214-599-8749 Beth Van Duyne: 972-966-5500 (My rep in TX-24)

Forcing myself to function today. 😑

reminder: if you ever see somebody stealing food, no the fuck you didnt.

Every city that provides public money to build a sports stadium should demand that the building be named for the city or the team in perpetuity. It’s ridiculous that some corporation that provides MUCH less money for “naming rights” than the public has put up gets their dumb name on the building.

Spoken like a true rapist.

Doing my part as a patriot. 🫡

My favorite sign, so far. #NoKings

Fuck ICE and illegal wars. Impeach Trump. No Kings.

I am so proud of most of America today. 🥹