oldie but a goodie

2026 is gonna be my year

Just a city boy, born and raised in "south Detroit"...

Let's see if the tough guys are tough enough to stand behind their actions.

"The City That Has Fatal Familial Insomnia And As A Result Its Brain Is Degenerating To The Point Of Dementia And Insanity" is a terrible slogan, but technically a synonymous one

Jimmy Fallon, circa 1636: So you're saying these tulip bulbs are going to skyrocket in price and make us all rich? Unscrupulous tulip dealer: Oh definitely! They're my retirement plan! Fallon: You heard it here first, folks! He's betting his whole retirement on this, sounds like a smart move!

Ancient Samsung Galaxy phone with a replaceable battery, no sim card, and an SD card slot. Boom - MP3 player.

shoutout to Apple for putting the "switch app" (cmd+tab) and "quit" (cmd+q) keyboard shortcuts right next to each other. much design. very logic.

Next installment will somehow involve Lizzo, Ziggy Stardust, Iggy Pop, Iggy Azalea, Rizzo (the Muppet), and Rizzo (the Grease character). That's Lizza, Nuzzi, Izzy, Lizzo, Ziggy, Iggy, Iggy, Rizzo, and Rizzo.

A robot, a Nazi, and a poorly-disguised Russian walk into a bar. The bartender grabs a bat from behind the counter.

Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild: Dolphins Deer Opossum Hawk, circling our chicken coop Crows, bullying and scaring off the hawk

Doot doot, doot doot

I find that "You're stupid" has especially powerful impact when it's thrown repeatedly into an aimless, circular, and incoherent rant

The Kansas City shuffle, but it's with potatoes and apples instead of Kansas and Missouri

There’s a moment in the classic film “Paths of Glory” in which an artillery officer, told to commit a war crime, asks for the order in writing. That is happening right now, in real life, among US troops in the Carribbean. Except in the movie, the demand kept the crime from happening.

I mean... wouldn't you, if nobody else would?

"he hit it so hard I forgot who I was for a few minutes"

The Aristocrats!

What are the chances there would be an entire apartment building full of black and brown families who had done nothing wrong and just wanted to sleep through the night in their own homes?

Suddenly noticing that the article for "Dog whistle" on Wikipedia doesn't have an illustration. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dog_whi...

Serious question: has no one thought of just... asking again at the next press conference? "This is the first I've heard of it" "No it isn't, you heard me ask about it 2 days ago"

"Hello, police? Yes there's someone here trying to incite a mass shooting! Please, hurry!"

Exactly what to do if the FBI comes to your door asking questions and attempting to harass you about a post. I don’t wanna hear shit until I see full identification on camera. And he called them fuck heads and cowards to their faces because he did nothing illegal. 😂 😆

This is absolutely the energy Riley Gaines deserves in response to her sore loser bullshit.

👀 👁️ |>_<| 👉👈

This video from Portland is a metaphor for what is going on in America. ICE trying so hard to get Americans to cross a line and if they don't, dragging them across the line and violently attacking.

Holy fucking shit the comedic timing on this.

the guy on the left youtube.com/watch?v=rd8h...

What is it like inside your head?

Content warning: sexual assault. Ok timeline, so be for real - is sexual assault roleplay ok if I'm an XX nonbinary?? My boyfriend or significant other or whatever is an enby white trans woman, so I know it is up to me to do it if we do do my nonconsent roleplay, because he is XY so if we do an ...

If you ever find yourself saying "By the way - everything I've ever sent you is off record," that's a sign that something has gone very, very wrong

Oh this needs to fucking happen.

Whoa. Chicago mayor calls for a general strike; now we're talking www.huffpost.com/entry/chicag...

Literally THE oldest. It's older than America, it just gets included because it's why America exists!

This morning, I was hit in the face by a baton. I’m going to have a pretty gnarly bruise but we need to remember why this is happening: Trump and ICE are rounding up our neighbors, treating them as subhuman, and shipping them off to labor camps in foreign countries. It has to end.

I can't tell if this is incompetence or malicious compliance but either way it's amazing

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis > It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

We Demand Not To Be Taken Seriously (Not an insult, the approach is brilliant)

The other 20% own car dealerships.

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

Antifa, protesting outside MSG

all of this implies the existence of a Vincent Kidwoman

the people who run this website think link is a bigger threat to the safety of the community than jesse singal and are willing to break their own rules to maintain the state of affairs they have created from that worldview

They brought the post back lol. Finish the job. Ban Singal. Rescue your platform.

When you drag a woman by the hair, beat her and force her to kiss your flag, that’s how you tell the world you are the Good Guys

*youth pastor voice* you know who else had things attached to his feet?

Battle Royale in the days before Fortnite

Is the meth a reactor component or a design aid?

Why are you asking your cat about this