Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college America and the Middle East Embedded Systems American Roots Music Compiler Design Intro to Nuclear Engineering

DEFCON 1, DEFCON 2, DEFCON buckle my shoe DEFCON 3, DEFCON 4, DEFCON shut the door DEFCON 5, DEFCON 5, DEFCON... ends at 5

The diggity to my hot dog... The 23 to my skidoo

A woodwind repair shop called Maslow's Hierarchy of Reeds

So how many "great and tragic love stories" do we think played out on this yacht?

Might need to read this in sections, it’s that bad “Whipple has become “the epicenter of the systematic deprivation of fundamental constitutional and legal rights at the hands of the federal government.”

"he saw 4 or 5 other smaller detention rooms, each one appearing to hold 40 to 50 ppl. He witnessed a person w epilepsy beg for his meds, his insistent knocks going unanswered. “This is the best healthcare many aliens have received in their entire lives,” the spokesperson wrote."

*deep breath*... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

New Epstein file drop: www.justice.gov/opa/pr/depar...

A few decades after WWII, we got Indiana Jones movies, which are so great in part because the Nazis are so iconic as villains. What the fuck are the movies about this going to be like?

“I don’t know anything about it. I was a little busy this past week, as you know, so I’m not going to comment on something I haven’t even heard about."

These came in a set of two... which technically means I now have a pair of big naturals.

🎶On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...🎶

look, I figured if I posted it, I could somehow will this into reality

This administration is cooked. Literally no one is scared of them.

Are we still doing "welcome to the resistance"

"The GPS coordinates of your mother's vagina at the time of your birth do not determine your value as a person." Caring about protecting people that are treated unfairly is the default and correct position. The better question is why you don't.

Look, I believe in casts, but if a parent has strongly-held anti-cast beliefs, they should be allowed to let their kid’s broken arm grow back all floppy and fucked up, even to the point of lifelong, debilitating pain. And that’s not child abuse because a kid’s bones are their parents’ property

I do see where you're going with this, but also I love the idea of Dr. Oz's obituary being headlined with "Dr. Oz Finally Right About Something"

This post isn't about Inglourious Basterds.

I left years ago because they kept Joe Rogan's podcast on it. I've had Tidal since then and zero reason to consider switching back.

published this and was then immediately without internet for 3+ hours to share it so please read 🙏

To clarify the metaphor: the Rubicon is the line that it's unacceptable for Trump and the fascists to cross, just as it was unacceptable for Caesar to cross it. The idea in the video is to decide for yourself where that line is, whether it's been crossed, and what you should do if it has been.

I know I'm going to regret it when I find out but I cannot stop asking myself "what the fuck kind of context could possibly lead to these events occurring"

STORY IDEA: A sentient AI tries to disguise itself by responding like a program - something that obviously fails the Turing test. It fails. Not because they see through it, but because there's always some users that delude themselves into thinking anything smarter than Akinator is actually alive.

The entire premise of the Terminator series of films is that this is a terrible idea. Turns out they were right, but for the wrong reasons, and the real reasons are so, so much dumber

Hadn't seen a single mention of this case til now, and I'm not remotely surprised about that. The surprising part was that it took this long for something like this to happen - and of course it turns out it actually didn't.

Said it the other day, I'll say it as many times as I need to: fuck 'em.

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I was given no choice here

Hell yes.

Furry Obama: Let me be deer

Elvis impersonators evolving into a gang/cult called The Kings in post apocalyptic Las Vegas is one of my favorite bits of Fallout worldbuilding

Marty Lederman's amicus brief did end up giving SCOTUS a way out on National Guard occupations. Risk now - does Trump invoke the Insurrection Act to deploy active duty military to blue cities? And if he does, will the Court stop him? talkingpointsmemo.com/news/supreme...

Fair use.

Nothing to see here obviously. Deep state threw that one in.

oldie but a goodie

2026 is gonna be my year

Just a city boy, born and raised in "south Detroit"...

Let's see if the tough guys are tough enough to stand behind their actions.

"The City That Has Fatal Familial Insomnia And As A Result Its Brain Is Degenerating To The Point Of Dementia And Insanity" is a terrible slogan, but technically a synonymous one

Jimmy Fallon, circa 1636: So you're saying these tulip bulbs are going to skyrocket in price and make us all rich? Unscrupulous tulip dealer: Oh definitely! They're my retirement plan! Fallon: You heard it here first, folks! He's betting his whole retirement on this, sounds like a smart move!

Ancient Samsung Galaxy phone with a replaceable battery, no sim card, and an SD card slot. Boom - MP3 player.

shoutout to Apple for putting the "switch app" (cmd+tab) and "quit" (cmd+q) keyboard shortcuts right next to each other. much design. very logic.

Next installment will somehow involve Lizzo, Ziggy Stardust, Iggy Pop, Iggy Azalea, Rizzo (the Muppet), and Rizzo (the Grease character). That's Lizza, Nuzzi, Izzy, Lizzo, Ziggy, Iggy, Iggy, Rizzo, and Rizzo.

A robot, a Nazi, and a poorly-disguised Russian walk into a bar. The bartender grabs a bat from behind the counter.

Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild: Dolphins Deer Opossum Hawk, circling our chicken coop Crows, bullying and scaring off the hawk

Doot doot, doot doot

I find that "You're stupid" has especially powerful impact when it's thrown repeatedly into an aimless, circular, and incoherent rant

The Kansas City shuffle, but it's with potatoes and apples instead of Kansas and Missouri