Rejected Geico ad premise:

Very important thread recounting the horrors of a 90s childhood

Campos: While I want to thank CBS news for funding this generous gift towards my education, I want to acknowledge how the recent direction of the outlet stains the legacy of Mike Wallace, the namesake of this scholarship.

What a coincidence, the Vatican won't answer my emails either!

Weiss, men say, only fools rush in

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Every time I see this template I start speculating what the actual cause of that kind of misunderstanding could be.

Today I learned that Nick Fuentes shit his pants in high school, and I think it's important that more people know this

Wes Craven's The Darjeeling Limited

People will be making jokes about the completely unhinged reaction to chinchillazilla's chili long after we're all gone and I think that's beautiful

Slightly increase a band Frice

How can hard hitting journalism that speaks truth to power like this be doing so terribly? I just don't understand it.

Huh. At first glance it kinda seems like he didn't have an answer, panicked, and lashed out with a weak man's idea of what strength is. It can't be that, right? I mean, that would just be pathetic.

did I do this right

new york times pulitzer finalists for their podcast series about trans youth where they don't really talk to any actual trans people. good shit....great shit!

Agreed. On this one I have more than six, but I lost count years ago. Several were zero deaths, and at least one was 100% completion. A true masterpiece.

Officers tell Guido Reichstadter they’ll be calling him at 4:30. “That gives you about 28 minutes to take care of what you’re taking care of.” Guido has been up on the Frederick Douglass Bridge for two days now.

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Screenshot from the site, identifying information removed because I'm not interested in helping sick fucks find it. They sell four things: this, a Nazi party pin, an SS pin with the death's head, and a lighter with the hammer and sickle on it (which is conveniently "sold out".)

Hey so YouTube just showed me an ad for a zippo with a Nazi eagle on it with the swastika censored, claiming it was "made to be displayed," and uh that's enough fucking YouTube for the year

It’s not a security breach that he didn’t sleep in a sterile area; it just wasn’t the security plan. And the designed security did in fact stop the attack without it. The demand embedded in this piece that it become the plan is exactly how the one way ratchet of a burdensome security state works.

Munchausen Syndrome By

Your star wars name is the first letters swapped, plus an apostrophe anywhere that you end up with 2 consonants in a row.

That's the Ice Truck Killer

Okay, maybe some people at DICE actually know what they're doing. www.ea.com/en/games/bat...

You should be able to get past mental health issues by just concentrating really hard for a while

People leak classified documents to win arguments about War Thunder. Step up your fucking game people.

Trust me. You don't want to use an X.

why's he healing epstein

Odo is 100% gender fluid

It is, in fact, the stuff of populist campaigns! Everyone means everyone!

a compulsory licensing system for all fanfiction except omegaverse smut, which pays no fees whatsoever

cross-border digital file transfers are not subject to customs, but all tooth scans are now subject to DOJ export controls. typing "ALL COPYRIGHTS TO THE OWNER, NO INFRINGEMENT INTENDED" nullifies liability but it has to be in all caps without typos. a typo results in maximal statutory damages.

the librarian of congress is absolutely immune for acts commited in office. the register of copyrights is required to marry the head of the USPTO, and any issue thereof is legally entitled to run the RIAA. federal patents no longer preempt state patent law. monkeys are allowed to own copyrights

copyright to a work automatically transfers if someone mocks it hard enough. only medicines can be patented but the rounded corners on phones count as medicine. trade secret law exists purely on the blockchain but also blockchains are now unconstitutional. the ITC now solely regulates smartwatches

rebranding "passive income" as "photosynthesis" when really it's more often "parasitism"

it's blunt because they ate the tip first

If you're having load problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 goombas and room for 101

"I was at a public appearance with Dave Chappelle and somehow *I* was the one getting booed, when I'm WAY more transphobic than he is. It's not fair!"

We need to call this what it is: a crime against humanity

If he's going to get a national profile on the strength of a younger woman's campaign, I'm going to come out and say it: during his short-lived tenure as a math professor, Biss had an inappropriate romantic relationship with one of his undergraduate students. I was that student.

Technically this is using the part that's *not* an image of food to tell us where you were born.

Seems like a special case of youtu.be/0dBJIkp7qIg?...

Uh I'm sure many of the quotes are already saying this But... That is in fact literally a candidate's job

God this clip is beautiful. Bowie is so calm and collected in his criticism, but you can feel the contempt radiating off him through your screen.

PSA for dog owners: very important to keep them inside and safe right now and over the next few days. We don't know where or how Kristi Noem might respond.