Tips for New Bluesky Users: 1. It is the year 0079 of the Universal Century. 2. A half-century has passed since Earth began moving its burgeoning population into gigantic orbiting space colonies. 3. A new home for mankind, where people are born and raised. 4. And die.

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wow the beast really will make marks of us all

mentioned this to a guy who said hey to me at the store yesterday so i might as well say it here: after spending all year on patreon, my four-part series FOOL TIME will drop on youtube this month. one episode every tuesday through the end of the year

Control (2019)

Weirdly iconic role in Mortal Kombat for us elder millennials and I’m glad the franchise brought him back to bask in the glory a bit

Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa, prolific actor known for his roles in “Mortal Kombat,” “Last Emperor” and “Man In The High Castle,” has died at 75

Spider Mage

Putt-Putt Enters the Air Ride (code is MCW09F7V) #kirbyairriders #putt-putt #humongousentertainment

I'd say dwarves need to be practically dragged to the hospital to receive healthcare as a joke but it's not really a joke at all and you should usually be hoping if a dwarf does receive an injury, it incapacitates them so that can happen.

why do I have 30+ notifs--

the metamorphosis i have seen kasane teto go through on the timeline has been comparable to what they were putting the original resident evil 3 nemmy through

Be a fan of any fictional world long enough, and eventually you’ll feel like this:

if at first you don't succeed

Red Lobster never released a commercial with a jingle that went “Shrimply having a wonderful Fishmastime.” That’s why they went bankrupt.

Dreamed I got a chastising message at work that said, “You should know the names of all the Muppets,” and someone stuck up for me, saying, “I don’t think this one has a name,” and they attached a picture of like a white Gonzo with no eyes

waowza

おまけ

got the game but i found out there was an annoying guy in it too late so i took it out back and shot it #yup

they should make a remake of drakengard 1 and change absolutely nothing about the gameplay, just put it in ue5 so it looks like this

GoGo Sentai Boukenger Task. 38: The Rainbow Cloth

How to make me go from "indifferent" to "queen shit" in one easy move

why isn't wario64 telling us about this? what other deals is he hiding

Kagetora huge meat

This is the entirety of his bio on the official Vandy roster

reasons to use krita: the mascot and splashscreen art

らくが

shant

Anything but shy #チェンソーマン #chainsawman #天使の悪魔 #angeldevil

What is in the box⁉️

Someone finally tied it all together.

"yeah Solomon is playable now" "yeah he's the first welfare SSR" "yeah he's free just for doing main story" "yeah NP5 is also free" "yeah he can buster loop with black grail" "the rest of his buttons are also really good" "he has a full buff purge on NP" "and meter refund"

"Thagomizer" in Japanese is, in fact, サゴマイザー/sagomaizaa, and you can imagine my delight when it dawned on me what the katakana I was reading represented.

Gokigenyou, and happy Togawa Thursday to everyone. 😌 Oh, hello Umiri. ...Is something wrong?

crusader kings wrapped ranking your most inbred creations of the year

This PlayStation patent submission will never stop being funny.

my primary impression of fallout 76 was watching an official teaser on the alien update, hearing this weapon's sound effect, and having to rewind to make sure I didn't hallucinate it

Arhaus In the middle of the street

@safety.bsky.app @aaron.bsky.team banned a woman immediately after her husband was kidnapped by ICE pass it on

The new Bandori Chan short casually just having a little joke with MuuCo’s plurality makes me happy lol “Uika was mean to me you go handle it I don’t wanna”

i still cant believe this. wdym one “Tsk” from uika and this boy’s mask shattered as if his bro at school doesnt do this at the least inconvenient thing

Taki herself posted this