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don't watch or read "analysis" of this from the very same people who ushered it in. cut the cords. help your neighbors.

Guess I’m back

I forgot about this are we still doing this

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Yep you got it

Despite O'Connor's moderate reputation, her legacy will be helping Bush steal the 2000 election before retiring and letting Bush replace her with an arch-conservative. She should be remembered by history as one of the gravediggers of American self-governance.

Oh look he wrote something in his own blood before he died, it says “tummy ache”

Today is the first day in my life that I don’t know who the most evil living person is. It’s a brave new world for potential war criminals

YES! Henry Kissinger is finally dead.

Kissinger died fuck yes

the IDF has never landed a strike targeted this well

Storytelling conflict that DOESN'T arise from communication issues is so much better and enjoyable for me to watch

I love Spotify wrapped day because it’s insane and makes absolutely no sense to me

Blaming Hamas for being late to work

Throwing up while you poop is pretty rough but pooping while you throw up is much worse

My dogs bark at every outside dog barking so I put on a show in the living room to calm them. The last several days it’s been Baywatch and yall that show is fucking wild

I get that I’m an old school mtg person but I remember when Maro said they would never keyword “Mill” and that players really hated too many mechanics on cards. This card is mechanically massive and so cool to me in both flavor and playability but I also feel like old man shakes fist at cloud

Good news everyone

Put these in my hair and 4 couples have propositioned me so you could say they work

Thank you Honobia Bigfoot Conference and Festival

Finding out this paper is like a GM screen for footballs

Are you sick of the metaphor as a literary tool? That’s why, after much work by some of the greatest minds in Silicon Valley are proud to announce Meta5.

Making a Topless Woman calendar but October just has a woman cut in half and, ya know, topless

I don’t like being called out like this. I thought it’d be more civil on Bluesky.

One of the issues with Twitter alts, especially limited ones, is that there are no main characters nor reliable NPCs. The type of people that become main characters are either too “cool” to join an alt or too dumb to pick the good one you’re on. NPCs like Shapiro are on truth social instead lol

Baldur's Gate II is the worst racing game I have ever played First off, the acceleration is clunky and unrealistic. When you hold down the mouse/accelerate button to reach the maximum speed, this speed is actually reached within the very first second of acceleration.

i have read the indictment and can say with confidence that, yes, Donald Trump will be executed on television.

Wow such profile picture

The first thing I did here was see if the Keebler account was here. I am incredibly on brand. Anyway. Bigfoot!