Henry Kissinger is still dead, but his body count keeps going up.

Looks like I'm still not banned, unlike Henry Kissinger, who remains banned from this mortal coil.

So, I guess I'm about to get banned?

Good news, everyone!

I'm about to go on another trip. I'm not visiting Arlington National Cemetery, Section 21, Grave 76-A, but you could, if you happen to be in the area and can't find a bathroom.

Sorry to disappear for a while. I was spending time with my family, unlike Henry Kissinger, whose death was announced by his consulting firm.

I've been away for a little while on vacation, unlike Henry Kissinger, who has been away for a long while because he is dead.

Dead as King George III.

Dead.

Still dead!

👍

*Exquisitely* dead!

Dead!

💯

💀

Still dead.

Henry Kissinger is just a little extra dead today.

Damn, I've been slacking off for a while. Henry Kissinger is still dead though.

Violets are blue Roses are red But most importantly Henry Kissinger is dead

Aye!

Henry Kissinger is especially dead today.

Dead!

Today is January 20, 2025, and Henry Kissinger is still dead.

We're going to have some weird and dark days coming soon, but I'm highly confident that Henry Kissinger will remain dead.

It is January 1, 2025, and Henry Kissinger is still dead.

Still dead!

Merry Christmas to all who celebrate! Henry Kissinger is still dead.

Henry Kissinger is dead! (Solstice Edition)

Yes!

*Kool-Aid man voice* Oh yeah!

Henry Kissinger is especially dead today.

Happy Kissinger Death Day! He is still dead!

VERY dead.

Henry Kissinger is still dead.

On the plus side, they haven't found him yet. www.washingtonpost.com/world/2024/1...

There's a lot wrong in the world right now, but I can assure you that Henry Kissinger is still dead. Bonus: he's not getting the monument he wants either. www.politico.com/news/magazin...

Sorry, I've been busy freaking out about Kissinger's legacy continuing to kill huge numbers of civilians, but he's still dead.

Dead.

Affirmative.

Still dead.

Unlike Jimmy Carter, who is still alive, Henry Kissinger is dead.

I am pleased to report that Antony Blinken remains unsuccessful in his efforts to resurrect Henry Kissinger, despite his successes in keeping his doctrine alive.

Quite.

Still dead!

I've been a bit busy lately, but I just checked again and he's still dead.

Affirmative.