I'm not doing read receipts. Why are you so obsessed with me?

Just saw the Chipotle kids menu has "build your own tacos" Buddy that's the whole place.

Favorite pope, Leo Favorite drink, O'Doul's Bears, Hawks, Sox, Bulls

It sucks major ass that the guy from Smash Mouth died

there’s really nothing like the sights, smells and sounds of a baseball game… the crack of the bat. the snap of the hot dog. the mustard on the hot dog. the diced onions, relish, sport peppers and tomato on the hot dog. the poppyseed bun of the hot d

**Obama if he was outside your apartment, waiting for you to let him in** Uhhh, let me be here

Rate my pie

Bought aluminum-free deodorant

They're making AI Turkish James Hetfield on Instagram reels

Finally got into MGS4 this week and I think the most memorable part is when the game installs and you watch Snake smoke a cigarette for 16 whole minutes.

Check out the hotdog I ate earlier

I'm pretty sure it was this one or Nirvana's self-titled compilation that opens with You Know You're Right.

Blasting Thin Lizzy's greatest hits

gimme yule gimme fire don me now with gay attire

[getting my dick sucked] why me

Made a new friend today.

thanks autocomplete i did mean bitches and gravy

Life can be so beautiful some times

You may think there is a man behind this account, but actually I am a sentient F-104 Starfighter.

death metal is all about having fun and being yourself :) and Murder

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Last name ever, first name greatest

‼️Rosie Alert‼️

What the hell

Thank God I'm moving out of this neighborhood