Scientists should invent a Good Day clock that counts down to everything being fine

I'd say boo to a goose idgaf

Saving this screenshot from Threads as a new reaction image

swallowing each individual baked bean like an ibuprofen

I am gonna make it through this year if it kills Smee

Remember every year could be your year if you try hard and believe in yourself Which is exactly why it hasn't been and won't be next year

How about you be jamiroquiet

The worst hi-hat sound I've ever heard is in Love Actually

Yeah I've heard of getting into the Xmas spirit but have you heard of getting some mates?

Who up shittin they posts?

In lieu of posting about band things while we're having another little pause for Homer JrJrJrJrJrJr I'd like to share that I made a pretty good Dahl for tea and might have a bit left for lunch tomorrow #bigthingscoming

Pretty much our live sets

Forgot to post about our next show on here but it's sold out anyway so tough tits! Spunge are playing too btw

We're doing the soundtrack, heard it here first

Ripperfest tomorrow with all the mates, going to be shredding non stop bangers (until 18:55 when our set finishes)

Unhappy about how much tube drivers get paid compared to nurses? Wait until you find out how much bankers get paid for not contributing to society.

Not to be dramatic or anything, but being out in the car, sat in in traffic, in the rain, in the dark made me think about how summer has ended and I felt the crushing weight of a thousand sadnesses

First home town show this year and first in over a year 🤘🤘🤘

I can't bring sexy back, I lost the receipt 😞

thinking about becoming a three-day calendar view in outlook guy. who cares what’s happening on thursday? we might all be dead

Piss fully boiled with work and it's mishandling of a restructure and now I'm going into the weekend where it's my kid's birthday and friends/family are going to be asking what's going on with work and I just wanna have a nice time ffs

I would rather die than create an account to continue

Every UK petition is like this

Oh that will not be a problem

Fantastic what now?

It was on offer for £3.75 yesterday and I'm being made redundant so I just bought some and ate the lot

They should rename 28 Years Later to 28 Quid Down the Shitter

I'm the only one stood in the sunshine at the train station, convinced I'm surrounded by vampires

Ice cream vans should drive round at night time after the kids have gone to bed! Send a little dealer style text letting you know they're here instead of putting the music on 🍦

it's so funny (read: awful) to have stuff getting better in your personal life and so so so much worse on a macro scale

Yeah organising practice is going well thanks, why'd you ask?

What he said... ✊ Rage against the machine

NO KINGS INCLUDES KINGS OF LEON!!!!!

Overheard my family discussing swapping out meatballs for falafels for my dinner sometime this week because it's veggie innit! Spaghetti + falafels in a tomato sauce DELISH

NOT NOW crushing weight of ✨ EVERYTHING ✨

Last night in Stroud was fun and I had a lovely bowl of ramen. 10/10

Lots of people said at the show on Sunday that we were very good and that we needed to be less self deprecating so naturally I will be ignoring all of that

That new arms length record is album of the year btw. No need for anything else.

tell you what, it would be great if I could be a little less aware of my mental health for a week ffs

Babe wake up, new best ska cover just dropped 🏁💖🎉 (if you’re not following Skatune Network yet, this is your sign!)

Big fan of the person wearing a Cantona shirt to the new pope's gaff

I have many bug bears about life, but ordering a burrito in a line full of burrito civilians is up there

Why doesn't aperol spritz taste like irn bru? And other major fuck ups from history

i wanna interview #diy rappers if youre a rapper get in my gd dms

Back from practice. Still got (some of) it.

Has anyone made a joke about the Pope being a former bouncer and now that Jesus is back it's just the 1 in/1 out rule coming into play or have I got to think of everything round here?

Look at this ridiculously stacked show we're playing in Kingston next month! See you there, eh? #punk #MusicSky 🎸

A lot of the time being in a band is sending emails or sliding into DMs or filling out Google forms to get shows/interviews/press etc. But on the odd occasion you get asked out of the blue to do something cool and my word it feels fantastic ☀️

Listening to an animal alphabet song this morning. We get to W for Wolf and my kid says "Daddy I hope I don't see a wolf out of the window" Sincerest apologies to Pkew Pkew Pkew