I bought Famous Amos minis for Halloween and this may have been a strategic error. I figured no candy, no nibbling. But at 140cals a bag, suddenly this is an opportunity…

Listen. I left evangelicalism but these motherfuckers are trying hard as hell to at least simulate all the antichrist warnings us Baptists had to sit through.

If you want to understand a segment of American 26 year olds (with likely college educated parents), this is it. My 26 year old is trying to help me understand how bleak it is. This song is outstanding bytheway. youtu.be/A9z0X5895Ec

Heard you were calling generals fat when the booze had you feeling brave

Simply put, this shut down is the result of a wicked wet dream from @RussVought47 and his sidekick Trump. They dreamt it. The GOP enabled it. THEY OWN IT!!!

My sense is that Trump and Republicans will cave in this shutdown fight (he won’t admit he’s caving, of course, but he will cave). Why? Air traffic controllers. Let me explain: https://robertreich.substack.com/p/how-the-shutdown-ends

BREAKING: Our client Mario Guevara, an Emmy-winning journalist detained by ICE in retaliation for livestreaming law enforcement activity, will be deported tomorrow to El Salvador. Mario and his family are being punished for his reporting. This cruelty is meant to stifle our free press.

We know. It was so obvious in the hearings. He is a fool.

Source:

Remember that this is what the Trump-Republican big, ugly bill was all about. It's Robin Hood in reverse. Why would any Democrat vote for a continuing resolution that greenlights this regime's cruelty?

Hey Pete Davidson. Watch yourself buddy. I know you said it was worth the money. Is it? Really??

Ok everyone, its a meme war!!! Johnson 🍆 style. So get those mems and gifs of our favorite Speaker de Weiner. Worst/Best one wins.

Don’t stop rubbing their noses in the teachings of Christ.

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My world view has changed so much since Covid. I don’t buy “stuff” anymore. I mean these made me smile but this is really just waste. There is no “throw away” on earth. There is only moving unwanted stuff to places we can’t see it. Usually where poor people live. Have you made changes?

If people don’t behave when God is watching, this is just an extension of that bizarre way people think humans work. We are externally and internally motivated. By stripping away our safety, we will become feral. I bet they put guns on those cameras to shoot us immediately saving court costs.

Nationalizing SpaceX should be high up on the list for Democrats to do should they retake power. He cannot be trusted with our most vital secrets.

Timeline cleanse. While the world burns, nature gently reminds us of the joy in simplicity. #weboflife

Omg please tell me this event had a Challenge Coin.

When we had to stop tapings on ‘Celebrity Apprentice’ so Trump could have his Depends changed we called it a ‘shitdown’ perhaps we should do the same when he shuts down our government.

Update: horrifying details about last night's raid are emerging. Organizers + electeds are reporting potentially dozens of people (at least 40 per initial estimate) were detained. Not much more confirmed at this time. More will be shared at press conference at 5 at corner of 75th & South Shore.

He really did. This is exceptional. And I love Trae.

Anyone heard about an FEC Deadline today? Eight texts in the last hour.

Excited to introduce Vibes from Meta. Eat your slop, piggies!

I read this as the leader of a state urging the people to rise up. It’s about time.

Just to give you an idea of food prices here in Hawaii, a gallon of milk is $7.89.

Our kids are growing up in a world in which playground bullying is the norm from the highest political office on the planet.

“Fuck what you did in the past,” he shouted at these leaders. “Look, I paid her. She shut the fuck up. And frankly she liked it when I raped her. They always do. No means yes. We all know that!”

There we go. Here’s the request for an oath

you know what probably isn't great for military readiness? turning a blind eye to violent hazing, sexual assault and bigotry, while purging leaders on the basis of race and gender.

Journalists need to follow up by asking if we are withdrawing from the Geneva Convention:

Does someone want to tell the DUI hire that he can’t eliminate prosecution for war crimes?

So serial killers and rapists in uniform. Good good.

To understand Hegseth’s announcement of impunity for misconduct, you must understand that Eddie Gallagher is the model. This is what he means by “warrior ethos.” Trump may have even selected Hegseth because of his similar appearance to Gallagher. Remember? www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019...

Don’t forget the Great War of Argentinian Fisherman.

Pretty amazing that Hegseth is whining about woke, when he is the least qualified Defense Secretary in history, and his only qualifications were being a Fox News host and loyalist to Trump.

“If you rape someone, fucking don’t get caught. You drink, don’t get caught. Basically we no linger give a shit if you’re feral as long as you DON’T GET CAUGHT! This is the way of our people.”

As the statesman and leader of the largest and most significant military in the world approached the dais, repeatedly whispering to himself, “please God, please let me look cool. I need to be cool.”

The fetid penny on Elon’s man child nature drops for Chris: TV Star Publishes Elon Musk’s Off-the-Rails DMs" www.thedailybeast.com//host-airs-e...

Hey @merriam-webster.com, can we talk modifiers? Is healthy fear a paradox or a conundrum? Maybe it’s irony?

“You get Ozempic! You get Ozempic!” Toxic masculinity gonna have us one incredibly mentally ill and oppressed military. Very Russian. Very demure.

Bad Bunny

What Trump Derangement Syndrome has always been

We keep calling Stephen Miller the shadow President. Now you know why. The most powerful unelected psychopath in the world.

Trump’s increasingly bizarre behavior can no longer be attributed to a calculated “strategy.” Why isn’t the media reporting on Trump’s growing dementia? https://robertreich.substack.com/p/why-isnt-the-media-reporting-on-trumps-d1e

"You're not able to read, are you? You have no business being in the line. I would ask you to leave." -William Rehnquist, to two Black men in line to vote in Arizona, *less than a decade* before Nixon appointed him as a Supreme Court justice

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Omg I just got a job! It’s a secret and it’s stealth and I feel like my whole being just woke up. And it’s with someone I love dearly and respect professionally so much. The fact he specifically came for me is making my heart sing!! Yeeeee!! Okay. Back to Nightmare in America.

This kid is our people. Lets give him love.