“Democrats have a clear path to neutralize this GOP power grab if they want to take it,”

Bird Box (2018)

When it’s your turn to moan in the e-some

These are the two wolves that live inside of me.

Maitland Ward: I make six figures a month on OnlyFans after $20k per episode on Boy Meets World

15/hour. A tutor.

I’m in my penthouse half naked.

Rule #4583: do not stare a Megan Thee Stallion in the mouth.

*Stephen Jones’s intrusive thought*

good morning, you are loved 🫂

Azealia Banks releasing a meditation album is sending me.

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I’d be grateful if someone has a spare $12.3M they aren’t using for the foreseeable future.

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Raye’s “This Music May Contain Hope” is a phenomenal album.

Late to the party but….Miley Cyrus? #RPDR #DragRace

Holy shit I opened up IMDB and it automatically created an account for me because I'm logged into Amazon in this browser?? I got a welcome email and everything. Blocking that email and deleting the IMDB account just out of pure spite, absolutely disgusting practice

Missy Elliott on “Work It.” -

The internet held a gun to my head and told me against my will that Lena Dunham (a) still exists, (b) has a book coming out, (c) dated Jack Antonoff, and (d) cheated on him.

BREAKING: Maryland is about to become the first state in the nation to ban the use of surveillance data and dynamic pricing at grocery stores. The Maryland House has just passed the Protection from Predatory Pricing Act. Governor Wes Moore plans to sign the bill.

this has aged so well. open.spotify.com/track/3SjAiq...

Turned on NBC. They talked about “President tipping a DoorDash driver $100”. This woman participated in GOP ads before playing other roles. There is no DoorDash deliveries to the Oval Office. Please exercise proper judgement when consuming news.

IYKYK.

Color me insensitive but I find it hard to believe & care about anything pertaining to this Noem family situation.

“If the president can’t tell the difference between Jesus Christ and the Red Cross he should be removed from office. But if he thinks he is Jesus Christ… he should also be removed from office.” - free statement for Democrats, customize as necessary

NEWS: Idaho is becoming uninhabitable for transgender Americans. www.advocate.com/politics/sta...

it'll be back in three days

Athena won that. This is already a chop. #DragRace #RPDR

My flabbers have been severely gasted over the cost of gas that I haven’t had time to Think about the rising cost of *checks notes* dog food.

Soup of the day: Fried chicken

Please don’t make me explain but this looks like what Janelle Monae wore for the “Notes On Camp” MET Gala theme.

I’m behind on Jeopardy (and please don’t spoil it) but Jamie Ding has been shredding these folks on Jeopardy.

Sorry I was late to the meeting. The dog had to spin around 80 times to make sure he was pooping at the right angle.

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

bluesky employees: we are vibe coding the entire website using only AI now yeah dude, i can tell

Cocaine shark do-do do-do do-do

Is Bluesky acting up for anyone else or am I no longer a Supreme?

Calling a sandwich a sando is a gross and unnecessary byproduct of gentrification.

Here’s a thought - if someone is proud enough of the food they cooked or the thing they made to take a picture and put it on here just either say something enthusiastic and kind or say nothing.

The Easter Bunny Is Coming To Town (1977)

This lip sync episode is about to be TEA. #RPDR #DragRace

I don’t like how Ru (or at least this edit) is embracing Nini and her uncertainties and punishing Juicy for the same. #DragRace #RPDR

April Fools' Day is not the day to need some genuine good news.

putting rochelle jordan on the timeline to brighten up your day

Slo-Love Like You Don’t Love Me

I saw a spoiler for tonight’s #DragRace and if I can be super duper honest? I’m shocked it actually happened but I am not at all surprised. #RPDR

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